Rumour mill shite

[Gym Beglin]

Alexis Sanchez and Arda Turan according to Talkshite.

 

Get in there.

[zigackly]

according to Talkshite

 

Yeah ok.

[liverpoolsno9]

Fuckin get in there, just what we need. Well done FSG. I always knew you'd deliver.

[kalasoma]

It wasn't the venerable Ian Abrahams of Talkshite who announced this, was it? He's always on the money.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

To be honest, we should have had Turan instead of Downing.

[zigackly]

Who does Duncan Jenkins say we're getting?

[kalasoma]

Duncan Jenkins would know.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Talkshite also say were after Belgian winger Dries Mertens and Josip Basic and Hooper from Celtic.

[zigackly]

And about eighteen others by this time next week.

[Alan Sex]

Throw all of the darts at the board at once!! All of them!!!!!!!

[s(k)aturation]

And about eighteen others by this time next week.

 

It's so exciting, isn't it Zig?

I just wish our upcoming 15-odd games would hurry up and get out of the way, so we can embrace the infinite possibilities of another transfer window.

[zigackly]

Yeah fuck the actual football. Moar vacuous speculation.

[s(k)aturation]

... followed by the inevitable slagfest a couple of months later about the shite we spunked money on in the transfer window, or who we should've got but didn't.

You're right, who needs an actual football season?

[Strontium]

Alexis Sanchez and Arda Turan according to Talkshite.

 

Get in there.

 

 

My goodness, you are easily pleased if spurious links are enough to have you punching the air in delight.

 

Maybe your head would actually explode if I wrote something like "Funnneeeee in threesome sex link with Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis"?

[Gym Beglin]

My goodness, you are easily pleased if spurious links are enough to have you punching the air in delight.

 

Maybe your head would actually explode if I wrote something like "Funnneeeee in threesome sex link with Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis"?

 

Come on, look at the title of the thread.

Why don't we get Messi and Falcao while we're at it.

[Reacher]

 

My goodness' date=' you are easily pleased if spurious links are enough to have you punching the air in delight.

 

Maybe your head would actually explode if I wrote something like "Funnneeeee in threesome sex link with Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis"?[/quote']

 

Think your sarcasm detector needs re-calibrating Stronts.

[Sandford]

And so it begins.........................................AGAIN

 

Jesus wept, serves me right for being curious i guess

[The Guest]

"Jesus Wept"

 

Why do people use this phrase? I can honestly say I have never heard anyone use this phrase in person so why has it caught on as an "internet phrase" I cringe every time I read it and if anyone I knew used this phrase when talking they would instantly be ripped to pieces.

[milky]

"Jesus Wept"

 

Why do people use this phrase? I can honestly say I have never heard anyone use this phrase in person so why has it caught on as an "internet phrase" I cringe every time I read it and if anyone I knew used this phrase when talking they would instantly be ripped to pieces.

 

Really? I've heard it loads of times in real life. Normally accompanied by 'fucking' inserted in the middle, for added 'oomph'.

[Sandford]

"Jesus Wept"

 

Why do people use this phrase? I can honestly say I have never heard anyone use this phrase in person so why has it caught on as an "internet phrase" I cringe every time I read it and if anyone I knew used this phrase when talking they would instantly be ripped to pieces.

 

I cringe every time i read you're posts so how about I'll stop using it and you stop posting?

[Tommy Lawrence]

Throw all of the darts at the board at once!! All of them!!!!!!!

 

You get a better score throwng hedgehogs.

[milky]

Throw all of the darts at the board at once!! All of them!!!!!!!

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

To be honest, we should have had Turan instead of Downing.

 

Half the price and twice as good.

 

Mind you, twice as good as Downing isn't saying much.

[Strontium]

Think your sarcasm detector needs re-calibrating Stronts.

 

 

Yes, clearly. In fairness, it's hard to tell if Funnneeeee is ever being serious.

[aws]

Jesus employs someone to keep an eye on the media and report bullshit back to him so he is a frequent weeper. Saint Chang is kept very busy.