Boris Johnson

[Anubis]

Jude’s next shoutout is begging for The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air gag.

 

Also, she should have gone with the Penguin PJs. Much nicer.

[Arniepie]

4 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

This is the level of fucking idiot who goes in to bat for the fucking cretin.

 

I can't even count how many things that are wrong with this...

 

Thank you?

 

Stupid cunt(s).

 

 

Turns out the daft mule is mentally ill and a vlogger, apparently.

 

This has to be watched to be believed.

 

 

I've had my fill of the world now, make it stop.

 

What.the.

Fuck.

[Anubis]

She has 1.84k YouTube subscribers….

[Pete]

He's a cunt. Happy New Year. Wonder how  he and the tory cunts can fuck the UK in 2022? Cunts!

 

[Bruce Spanner]

13 minutes ago, Pete said:

He's a cunt. Happy New Year. Wonder how  he and the tory cunts can fuck the UK in 2022? Cunts!

 

 

For a start they're going to cripple a lot of small to medium business'...

 

NEW YEAR, NEW CHECKS: New post-Brexit customs controls are coming into force tomorrow, and they are threatening to cause havoc to food supplies to Britain, hitting small and medium-sized businesses the most, my colleague Cristina Gallardo writes in to report.

 

What’s new: British importers must make a full customs declaration on goods entering Britain from the EU, and will no longer be able to delay completing these declarations for up to 175 days — as they had been allowed to in previous months to prevent Brexit disruption. Importers will also have to provide advance notice of a consignment containing fresh food, animals and plants before it enters Great Britain.

 

More headaches: Rules of origin will also become a major issue, as a one-year grace period for dealing with this complex issue will also expire on January 1. This will hit British companies that export to the EU, which will have to prove their goods qualify for zero-tariff access before shipping them to the EU, but also EU companies supplying to the U.K.

 

The Irish exemption: Goods entering Great Britain from the island of Ireland will be exempted from the January 1 checks for as long as the EU-U.K. talks on the Northern Ireland protocol continue.

 

Why this matters: The U.K. imports five times the amount of food that it exports to the EU, and trade associations are warning that the new checks will hit food supply in particular, bringing back the damaging images of empty shelves that we saw earlier in the year as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. Smaller businesses, with less bandwidth to absorb the new requirements, will struggle the most.

 

Lack of preparation: Richard Harrow, chief executive at the British Frozen Food Federation, warned the new border controls could see major delays at British ports because many EU hauliers are not familiar yet with the new systems designed by HM Revenue and Customs: “Whilst the new U.K. rules will be introduced in stages, we are concerned that not enough planning has been done to ensure the new requirements are understood by everyone in the food supply chain.”

 

Government response: A U.K. government spokesperson told Playbook “overall trader readiness for the introduction of import controls is strong” and the government was delivering the new systems, infrastructure and resourcing needed for the controls.

 

Brace for the worst: If you thought this was all, take a deep breath. Export health certificates, phytosanitary certificates, safety and security declarations, and physical checks on fresh food and plants at border control posts will be required from July 1, 2022. Happy New Year to all business folks.

[Pete]

12 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

For a start they're going to cripple a lot of small to medium business'...

 

NEW YEAR, NEW CHECKS: New post-Brexit customs controls are coming into force tomorrow, and they are threatening to cause havoc to food supplies to Britain, hitting small and medium-sized businesses the most, my colleague Cristina Gallardo writes in to report.

 

What’s new: British importers must make a full customs declaration on goods entering Britain from the EU, and will no longer be able to delay completing these declarations for up to 175 days — as they had been allowed to in previous months to prevent Brexit disruption. Importers will also have to provide advance notice of a consignment containing fresh food, animals and plants before it enters Great Britain.

 

More headaches: Rules of origin will also become a major issue, as a one-year grace period for dealing with this complex issue will also expire on January 1. This will hit British companies that export to the EU, which will have to prove their goods qualify for zero-tariff access before shipping them to the EU, but also EU companies supplying to the U.K.

 

The Irish exemption: Goods entering Great Britain from the island of Ireland will be exempted from the January 1 checks for as long as the EU-U.K. talks on the Northern Ireland protocol continue.

 

Why this matters: The U.K. imports five times the amount of food that it exports to the EU, and trade associations are warning that the new checks will hit food supply in particular, bringing back the damaging images of empty shelves that we saw earlier in the year as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. Smaller businesses, with less bandwidth to absorb the new requirements, will struggle the most.

 

Lack of preparation: Richard Harrow, chief executive at the British Frozen Food Federation, warned the new border controls could see major delays at British ports because many EU hauliers are not familiar yet with the new systems designed by HM Revenue and Customs: “Whilst the new U.K. rules will be introduced in stages, we are concerned that not enough planning has been done to ensure the new requirements are understood by everyone in the food supply chain.”

 

Government response: A U.K. government spokesperson told Playbook “overall trader readiness for the introduction of import controls is strong” and the government was delivering the new systems, infrastructure and resourcing needed for the controls.

 

Brace for the worst: If you thought this was all, take a deep breath. Export health certificates, phytosanitary certificates, safety and security declarations, and physical checks on fresh food and plants at border control posts will be required from July 1, 2022. Happy New Year to all business folks.

Joyous.  "We" really did vote to make our lives more difficult. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Arniepie]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/59868823

 

It would be easier to point out when he tells the truth 

[Bobby Hundreds]

He doesn't like Angela Rayner does he. She should do pmqs everytime.

[Arniepie]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jan/05/johnson-fumbles-and-flails-under-pressure-from-rayner

 

She is far better at holding him to account than starmer imo

[littletedwest]

He's used to being able give a woman the back of his hand normally if she questions him

[lifetime fan]

11 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

He's used to being able give a woman the back of his hand normally if she questions him

Wasn’t that his dad? 

[Gnasher]

11 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Wasn’t that his dad? 

No his dad preferred the straight jab to the face with a clenched fist technique.

[littletedwest]

17 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Wasn’t that his dad? 

I remember the police being called to a "domestic incident" involving him and Carrie and that was rumoured before he was prime minister 

[Arniepie]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/police-called-to-loud-altercation-at-boris-johnsons-home

[Vincent Vega]

I enjoyed this piece from Matthew Parris in today’s Times where he nails Johnson’s character flaws and unfitness for office.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I enjoyed this piece from Matthew Parris in today’s Times where he nails Johnson’s character flaws and unfitness for office.

 

Thing is, it's not news to anyone, that's what I can't get my head around. 

 

Nothing he's done as PM is out of character, yet still people voted for him.

 

He's a harbinger of doom, the Beast and the false prophet all rolled into one.

[Vincent Vega]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Thing is, it's not news to anyone, that's what I can't get my head around. 

 

Nothing he's done as PM is out of character, yet still people voted for him.

 

He's a harbinger of doom, the Beast and the false prophet all rolled into one.

It’s really incredible anyone ever trusts him though when you read that. Everyone who goes near him gets burnt.

[Bjornebye]

The stuff about his dad disappeared quickly eh 

[Bobby Hundreds]

All those decent honest charitable tories burnt by Boris the only bad apple.

[Arniepie]

40 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Thing is, it's not news to anyone, that's what I can't get my head around. 

 

Nothing he's done as PM is out of character, yet still people voted for him.

 

He's a harbinger of doom, the Beast and the false prophet all rolled into one.

If there was only some sort of clue that he would turn out to be a lying inept charlatan. 

 

I feel such a fool.

 

He needs volleying for that churchill thing he does anyway.

[Preston Red]

On 06/01/2022 at 09:30, littletedwest said:

I remember the police being called to a "domestic incident" involving him and Carrie and that was rumoured before he was prime minister 

 

On 06/01/2022 at 09:59, Arniepie said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/21/police-called-to-loud-altercation-at-boris-johnsons-home

The Daily Nazi did a hatchet job on the "Lefty Remainer" neighbours who had the temerity to ring the police and report a possible case of domestic violence.

 

Because you can't report the UK's saviour. Apparently.

[Arniepie]

10 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

 

The Daily Nazi did a hatchet job on the "Lefty Remainer" neighbours who had the temerity to ring the police and report a possible case of domestic violence.

 

Because you can't report the UK's saviour. Apparently.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7170467/amp/Neighbour-recorded-Boris-Johnsons-plate-smashing-row-Carrie-Symonds-goes-public.html

 

Obviously the most important aspect of this story is how the neighbour voted in a referendum and not the pm indulging in a spot of domestic violence

 

[Preston Red]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7170467/amp/Neighbour-recorded-Boris-Johnsons-plate-smashing-row-Carrie-Symonds-goes-public.html

 

Obviously the most important aspect of this story is how the neighbour voted in a referendum and not the pm indulging in a spot of domestic violence

 

Anyone would think that if you have a shitload of money you can slap women about. Funny that.

[Arniepie]

Just now, Preston Red said:

Anyone would think that if you have a shitload of money you can slap women about. Funny that.

I mean it's got to be said.

If that was a labour politician, his career would be done.

And people wonder why boris johnson knows he can do what the fuck he wants.

Still I suppose violent woman abuser doesnt really sit with the posh eccentric buffoon act.