*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Mudface said:

Just looked up the results from that season- they beat Salford, Fleetwood Town and West Ham to get to the quarter finals, then got knocked out by the other team from Salford. Heady days.

Should we mention that Klopp took 5 months and £5m to get to the Final of the League Cup?

[Pidge]

"A still from a virtual time-lapse video by Laing O'Rourke showing how construction on Everton's new stadium will progress"

 

Hahaha, fucking hell... 

 

Also, got to respect the dedication required to shoehorn the ESL in to such a story. What resolve they've shown in overcoming that situation...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

28 minutes ago, angie said:

Haha that article takes the piss. Basically says that people take the piss about them putting articles out after a defeat by putting an article out after a defeat but then basically says we’ll have the last laugh when we’re in a game changing stadium. No mention again of where the money is coming from as usual. Hope they go down, I’m praying for it.

Like a parody. A still from a CGI haha!

[dockers_strike]

15 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Im struggling a bit here. They're saying old Carlo spent nearly £70m just to get to an EFL Quarter so that trumps Jurgen's spend for his first trophy? Shouldnt they be comparing how much Jurgen spent to get to the EFL Quarters in his first season or is that far too logical for the shite?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

GOT on Hamezźzzzzz return.

 

He was one of the most sublime footballers I've ever seen play for us, although he missed too many games - he was never quite the same after St Virgil crushed his nuts in the derby.

That game was early in the season so that would have been about his 7th or 8th game for them?

 

Fucking hell 

[DalyanPete]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

That game was early in the season so that would have been about his 7th or 8th game for them?

 

Fucking hell 

Truth in the way of a good story!

[Pete]

Evertonians are sad fuckers. Need to look at their own house and how badly managed they are rather than looking (enviously) at Liverpool.  If there was any justice in this world they along with Newcastle & Leeds would be relegated and never heard from again. 

[Harry Squatter]

5 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Im struggling a bit here. They're saying old Carlo spent nearly £70m just to get to an EFL Quarter so that trumps Jurgen's spend for his first trophy? Shouldnt they be comparing how much Jurgen spent to get to the EFL Quarters in his first season or is that far too logical for the shite?

And Klopp got to a European final beating Dortmund, Man Utd and the mighty Villareal fucking Collina!!!!

[DalyanPete]

20 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Have they blamed us yet? 

 

 

 

 

 

Well apparently the Uz isn't Russian so there's nothing to worry about.

Now I don't know but bbc says he's big buddies with ruski so shit may stick.

[johnsusername]

6 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You don’t need to churn out propaganda after a bad result but we are churning out propaganda after a bad result. The BS Goebbels here!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-bramley-moore-dock-23179579

"The year 2022 should be a truly momentous one for Everton..."

 

GOOD - relegation battle

BETTER - relegation

BEST - relegation and going bust.

[Harry Squatter]

6 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Well apparently the Uz isn't Russian so there's nothing to worry about.

Now I don't know but bbc says he's big buddies with ruski so shit may stick.

All his businesses are registered in Russia so he can't bung them another £30m blag sponsorship deal for an invisible stadium. USM and Megafon are the main ones that sponsor them. They won't get anyone to replace them as they can't get a sleeve sponsorship.

[DalyanPete]

6 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

All his businesses are registered in Russia so he can't bung them another £30m blag sponsorship deal for an invisible stadium. USM and Megafon are the main ones that sponsor them. They won't get anyone to replace them as they can't get a sleeve sponsorship.

Looking good then

[Harry Squatter]

18 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Looking good then

Looking good for more comedy moments and meltdowns off them, definitely.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Should we mention that Klopp took 5 months and £5m to get to the Final of the League Cup?

No, because then they will bring up the fact that we didn't win the cup, neglecting of course the fact they didn't make the final that they referred to in their post but that is just semantics.

[rb14]

7 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-bramley-moore-dock-23179579

That is absolutely awesome. Who, honestly, could argue with this... 

 

"The naysayers had their ample opportunities then to air any grievances but most of them were probably too busy staring at screens in their bedrooms, spewing out more pettiness and paltriness.

 

"When it comes to things that do matter, along with the irritant of well-meaning but desperately out-of-touch bureaucrats at UNESCO who perversely seemed to prefer derelict industrial sites to a huge economically booming venture that places respect for the setting of its waterfront heritage at the core of its design and will pump billions into Merseyside’s economy over many decades to come, the project has already had to survive a couple of major potential pitfalls."

 

I have to strongly voice my disagreement with only one part of that. When I'm "... busy staring at... " my screen in my bedroom, it's not "...pettiness and paltriness" I'm spewing out, I'll have you know. 

[Reckoner]

What’s wrong with staring at screens in my bedroom and spewing out pettiness and paltriness? He’s just basically offended the whole internet.

 

[Moo]

It's a really bizarre article. It reads like it's been written from a bedroom by a keyboard warrior who has an obsession with people who make daft jokes about the stadium.

[Strontium]

Preferred Beesley in his double act with Cheeky Monkey.

[Manny]

8 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You don’t need to churn out propaganda after a bad result but we are churning out propaganda after a bad result. The BS Goebbels here!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-bramley-moore-dock-23179579

 

[johnsusername]

14 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Preferred Beesley in his double act with Cheeky Monkey.

Less Yabba Dabba Doo, more Yabba Dabba Boo. 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

What a conundrum for them tonight. It’s in their best interests if we win…

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

That game was early in the season so that would have been about his 7th or 8th game for them?

 

Fucking hell 

It must be so hard for them though, we've got more potential 'legends' in our current squad then they have in their entire history. That's got to fucking burn.

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

What’s wrong with staring at screens in my bedroom and spewing out pettiness and paltriness? He’s just basically offended the whole profession of journalism.

Fixed that for you.

[halewood pete]

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, rb14 said:

That is absolutely awesome. Who, honestly, could argue with this... 

 

"The naysayers had their ample opportunities then to air any grievances but most of them were probably too busy staring at screens in their bedrooms, spewing out more pettiness and paltriness.

 

"When it comes to things that do matter, along with the irritant of well-meaning but desperately out-of-touch bureaucrats at UNESCO who perversely seemed to prefer derelict industrial sites to a huge economically booming venture that places respect for the setting of its waterfront heritage at the core of its design and will pump billions into Merseyside’s economy over many decades to come, the project has already had to survive a couple of major potential pitfalls."

 

I have to strongly voice my disagreement with only one part of that. When I'm "... busy staring at... " my screen in my bedroom, it's not "...pettiness and paltriness" I'm spewing out, I'll have you know. 

Needless to say,I had the last laugh.