Ever carried a knife/still carry a knife outside?

[Juniper]

I'm not a massive Cunt* so I don't carry a knife.

 

*people might disagree with that, but I still don't carry a knife.

[smokinstu]

"Knives are for show....guns are for pro's"

 

 

And a bonus for anyone who can name what that line is off as i'm fooked if i can remember!

 

 

Its lock stock and you've got it the wrong way round.

 

I really never saw the point... you get jumped by someone / many who you know you cant fight off, so you pull your knife. from here it seems like you've backed into a corner, only 2 things can happen, they run off (prob same as if you'd just put up a fight) or they dont and you then have to stab someone or fight with them knowing you've just given the thumbs up to someone getting stabbed. Id rather just give or take a pasting.

[INTORRESTING]

shot, i've been shit

[Ginny]

This thread is bananas.

[Welsh]

Knives are for pussies, I carry a gun.

[Ginny]

Dont take a knife to a gun fight

[Mike D]

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[RoboRiise]

No but I took a bazooka into infant school.

 

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[Stouffer]

At work I have a Leatherman on my belt.

[stevebaby]

No but I took a bazooka into infant school.

 

My Dad was an armourer in the RAAF.There was an inspection due of No.1 Squadron's Lincoln bombers by a senior officer,pretty much like a parade. For some long-forgotten reason they were short 1X Browning .303 machine gun normally mounted in a turret.It looked just like this one...

So the very inventive armourers made a replica,using some discarded parts and a block of wood for the main body of the gun. The inspection went off without the senior officer noticing the replica.When they had no use for it,dad brought it home for me and my brother.

Dad made a tripod for it and it even had a belt of (de-activated ammo).I put a sling on it and took it to school a couple of times for "show and tell".I was about 9 years old at the time.

 

Nobody raised an eyebrow,except for the other kids at school. I was king of the kids! (for a little while anyway).

 

If I tried it now I'd probably get myself shot by the police or at the very least,arrested.

[Anubis]

 

 

That brings back my childhood. I'd forgotten all about Bazooka chewing gum.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Wenger Swiss Army Giant Knife: Amazon.co.uk: Sports & Leisure

 

 

some great comments on the reviews.

[Chairman Meow]

some great comments on the reviews.

 

Indeed

 

On the whole, this is an excellent tool and has helped on many routine tasks around the house, including eavesdropping on GCHQ, performing a minor appendectomy on the dog, and serving as a temporary RSJ when a simple DIY project to remove what I thought was a non-structural wall went awry. It also paid for itself very quickly after I heated it up and inserted it briskly into the rear end of the 100:1 outsider for the 3:15 at Epsom. This was much more successful than my first attempt on the 2:30 when I had neglected to fold away the spiky bits first.

 

My only criticism is that the battery life is a little disappointing, which means that the night-vision feature only lasts a few hours. This caused no end of trouble the other evening when I was over the Alps in the built-in microlight waiting for permission to land at Geneva. Luckily the hand-cranked generator tool was sufficient to illuminate the (rather basic!) flight instrumentation, and permitted a largely successful landing using the (optional extra) ILS feature.

 

Overall, it is an excellent all-purpose tool. It is quite heavy and the anti-gravity device is a little temperamental, so it is always worth arming the auto-inflation safety feature if you are in the vicinity of deep water. I would have given it 5* but couldn't find the tool for removing boy scouts from horses' hooves. Incidentally you can quickly recoup the purchase price by using the time-travel feature to enhance your investment decisions.

[moof]

Nope, just a fork

[kelster]

In Cambridge? All you need in your hands round here is a ciabatta and a hot latte.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I generally carry a fork like Moof and try to work out my differences with potential ruffians over a spot of dinner.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Not a proud thing but I carried a 9mm when I was into the drugs around age 16-18

 

What use is a 9mm knife when you're into the drugs? If you're going to be into the drugs you better be packing bigger than that, fool.

 

 

 

I said I was not proud but it was essential to complete my primary objectives at the time' date=' my nemesis the T-1000 was able to change into a host of knifes and stabbing weapons, he is probably a lot more qualified than me to comment on this subject, I will try to get him to post.[/b']

 

 

 

Fair enough.

[brucespanner]

When I last had a gun pulled on me my first thought was 'damn I wish I had my knife'

 

They shot me dead right there......... if only I'd had my knife?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

At work I have a Leatherman on my belt.

 

How is work down the Blue Oyster Stouff ??

[Top of the Kop]

In Cambridge? All you need in your hands round here is a ciabatta and a hot latte.

 

You've obviously never walked to a kebab van in Arbury/Chesterton in the middle of the night...

[Stouffer]

 

How is work down the Blue Oyster Stouff ??

 

Sexy, damn sexy.

[Steve Holt]

Idiots carry knives. No exception.

[Pidge]

Idiots carry knives. No exception.

 

and chefs.

 

edit: and Sikhs.

[Hand Shandy]

Why has Simon just sprung to mind?

 

Speaking of which, where is the delusional fruitloop?