JP Morgan & Deutsche Bank

[navbasi]

stefan.krause@db.com Chief Financial Officer

 

anshu.jain@db.com Head of Corporate and Investment Bank

 

jamie.dimon@chase.com

jamie.dimon@jpmchase.com (chief executive)

JPMCinvestorrelations@jpmchase.com

.abuse@chase.com

manoj.janardhanan@db.com

sten.gustafson@db.com

grace.tom@db.com

chris.hatch@db.com

Kelly.jim@db.com

dennis.timman@db.com

Global Media Relations Joe Evangelisti

joseph.evangelisti@jpmchase.com

Corporate Social Responsibility -Ann Marie Hauser

annmarie.hauser@jpmchase.com

Retail Financial Services and the U.S. Region - Tom Kelly

thomas.a.kelly@chase.com

Credit Card Services - Paul Hartwick

paul.hartwick@chase.com

gail.hurdis@chase.com

tim.keefe@chase.com

laura.l.rossi@chase.com

Asset Management - Mary Sedarat

mary.sedarat@jpmorgan.com

Investment Management - Kristen Chambers

kristen.chambers@jpmchase.com

Private Banking - Darin Oduyoye

darin.oduyoye@jpmchase.com

Treasury & Securities Services - John Johmann

john.johmann@jpmchase.com

juliana.r.wheeler@jpmchase.com

Investment Bank - Kristin Lemkau

kristin.lemkau@jpmorgan.com

Americas

jennifer.r.zuccarelli@jpmchase.com

valeria.m.cafe@jpmchase.com

lauren.m.francis@jpmorgan.com

tasha.pelio@jpmorgan.com

justin.g.perras@jpmorgan.com

kimberly.weinrick@jpmorgan.com

Europe, Middle East & Africa

brian.j.marchiony@jpmorgan.com

patrick.o.burton@jpmorgan.com

axel.h.luedeke@jpmorgan.com

stefania.signorelli@jpmorgan.com

Asia Pacific

ray.b.bashford@jpmorgan.com

 

Here are just the email addresses (without the titles taken out) so you'll just need to copy and paste..

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

OK peeps I have sent the e mail 3 times in as many minutes and edited the above list so that its a cut and paste job.

 

stefan.krause@db.com

anshu.jain@db.com

jamie.dimon@chase.com

jamie.dimon@jpmchase.com

JPMCinvestorrelations@jpmchase.com

manoj.janardhanan@db.com

sten.gustafson@db.com

grace.tom@db.com

chris.hatch@db.com

Kelly.jim@db.com

dennis.timman@db.com

joseph.evangelisti@jpmchase.com

annmarie.hauser@jpmchase.com

thomas.a.kelly@chase.com

paul.hartwick@chase.com

gail.hurdis@chase.com

tim.keefe@chase.com

laura.l.rossi@chase.com

mary.sedarat@jpmorgan.com

kristen.chambers@jpmchase.com

darin.oduyoye@jpmchase.com

john.johmann@jpmchase.com

juliana.r.wheeler@jpmchase.com

kristin.lemkau@jpmorgan.com

jennifer.r.zuccarelli@jpmchase.com

valeria.m.cafe@jpmchase.com

lauren.m.francis@jpmorgan.com

tasha.pelio@jpmorgan.com

justin.g.perras@jpmorgan.com

kimberly.weinrick@jpmorgan.com

brian.j.marchiony@jpmorgan.com

patrick.o.burton@jpmorgan.com

axel.h.luedeke@jpmorgan.com

stefania.signorelli@jpmorgan.com

ray.b.bashford@jpmorgan.com

james.staley@jpmorgan.com

douglas.braunstein@jpmorgan.com

heidi.miller@jpmorgan.com

ted.meyer@db.com

john-t.gallagher@db.com

scott.helfman@db.com

mayura.hooper@db.com

lem.brewster@db.com

jamie.dimon@jpmchase.com

charlie.scharf@chase.com

gordon.smith@chase.com

marc.x.sheinbaum@jpmchase.com

david.b.lowman@jpmchase.com

autobahn.fi@db.com

autobahn.insight@db.com

aesales.emea@db.com

autobahn.fx@db.com

autobahn.fo@db.com

autobahn.support@db.com

ari.cohen@db.com

lem.brewster@db.com

mayura.hooper@db.com

renee.calabro@db.com

scott.helfman@db.com

john-t.gallagher@db.com

ted.meyer@db.com

 

I hope there's no dupes but if there is then I dont care cos it means someone will get twice as many e mails. Happy sending.

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

Sent again :D

[jon lad]

sent

[Seemann]

sent

[Jonny83]

Sent

[frogman81]

sent again

[ODZ]

I've never been this proud.

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

Let's keep hitting these bastards inboxes and crash their server too!

[navbasi]

Here are just the email addresses (without the titles taken out) so you'll just need to copy and paste..

 

Sorry, forgot to actually paste!! Rafa the Gaffa has done it...!

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

Sorry, forgot to actually paste!! Rafa the Gaffa has done it...!

 

The easier it is to copy 'n' paste then the quicker we can flood these fuckers inboxes with protest emails.

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

sent.

[drybones]

Firstly he's a billionaire - or so he tells us. So being seen outside investment banks with bits of paper in your hand is not an uncommon thing for such people.

My suggestion of last night still stands - let's not kill the fat p_rick. If we have a willing volunteer we can always set up a trust fund for when they get released so they have a comfortable life after serving their time. Best to do it in the UK on his next visit - don't want anybody over there on death row - he's simply not worth it.

Edited September 22, 2010 by drybones

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

Firstly he's a billionaire - or so he tells us. So being seen outside investment banks with bits of paper in your hand is not an uncommon thing for such people.

My suggestion of last night still stands - let's kill the fat p_rick. If we have a willing volunteer we can always set up a trust fund for when they get released so they have a comfortable life after serving their time. Best to do it in the UK on his next visit - don't want anybody over there on death row - he's simply not worth it.

 

The easier way id to get the tea lady to slip some anthrax, cyanide or nitro glycerine into his tea at the next board meeting.

[Trucker Paddy]

Lads PM for shit like that, not saying i'm adverse to your thoughts but TLW could get into trouble for that type of talk

[drybones]

What are you lot putting in the body of the texts - I'll happily spend all day sending them .

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

The easier way id to get the tea lady to slip some anthrax, cyanide or nitro glycerine into his tea at the next board meeting.

 

Tongue firmly placed in cheek when this was written.

[drybones]

Looks like most of them are out of the office - so the fat p_rick is wasting his time!

[silverlining]

Firstly he's a billionaire - or so he tells us. So being seen outside investment banks with bits of paper in your hand is not an uncommon thing for such people.

My suggestion of last night still stands - let's not kill the fat p_rick. If we have a willing volunteer we can always set up a trust fund for when they get released so they have a comfortable life after serving their time. Best to do it in the UK on his next visit - don't want anybody over there on death row - he's simply not worth it.

 

I hope your posting improves, because so far all you've done is slate Benitez and suggest murdering people.

[MLB]

Yeah, I would definitely keep the talk of snuffing him to PMs, folks.

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

What are you lot putting in the body of the texts - I'll happily spend all day sending them .

 

I called the subject of the email "JP MORGAN & DEUTSCHE BANK"

 

i then pasted this:

 

Dear Sirs,

 

If your company agrees a £280million refinancing deal with Tom Hicks to retain his share in Liverpool Football Club, then the only return that you will see on your investment is bad publicity and a severe backlash from Liverpool supporters worldwide.

 

As you are aware, Hicks is trying to refinance his debt to the Royal Bank of Scotland before October 6th so that he can continue his disastrous ownership of Liverpool Football Club.

 

You are facing an energized, well-informed mass of Liverpool fans from around the world. We are tapped into a constant stream of information on the ownership situation. Every day, dozens of web forums buzz with the latest news. Protest marches, newspaper ads, boycotts and billboards are organized. Every move Hicks makes is scrutinized. And every associate of his is warned.

 

Refinancing is our nightmare scenario. Anybody who helps Tom Hicks refinance will become our primary target. Just ask the Blackstone Group / GSO Capital Partners who received approximately 7,000 emails in the space of a few days from disgruntled Liverpool fans following refinancing talks with Hicks. They soon saw sense and ended negotiations with Hicks after Liverpool supporters bombarded them with emails and phone calls.

 

The Sun Newspaper is another organisation who have felt the wrath of Liverpool fans following their disgraceful coverage of the Hillsborough Disaster in 1989. The boycott of the newspaper by Liverpool fans is said to have cost News International an estimated £10 million a year.

 

If you join Tom Hicks in raping and pillaging Liverpool Football Club, then you will be making a very powerful enemy.

 

You have been warned.

 

 

 

Yours faithfully,

 

 

KOP FAITHFUL

[Byrnie]

Sent again.

[jboy14]

Sent.

[red4life69]

sent sent and sent again thanks for the correct addresses. the first lot bounced.

 

Anybody seen to do business with Hicks needs fixing it and the modern word and emails allows to crash a few servers and cause as much interuption as possible.

 

Suggest a good title so it doesnt get treated as SPAM

 

I used "Windows Update is now available " got 15 read receipts already.

 

Red4life

YNWA

 

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Built By Shanks, Fucked by Yanks, Pay your money to the Banks RIP LFC 2010

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[Steve Holt]

Sent.

 

These addresses bounced back immediately:

 

 

james.staley@jpmorgan.com

chris.hatch@db.com

kelly.jim@db.com

ted.meyer@db.com

 

 

The email to Ari Cohen: ari.cohen@db.com

claimed he is no longer with the bank and suggested I try ruben.borges@db.com Ruben Borges instead.

 

The email to manoj.janardhanan@db.com suggested that they will be "out of office" until 2012.