X-Factor right now

[blackberryway]

A silly blonde girl in demim shorts just murdered "At Last" by Etta James....and got through. Talk about playing to the audience Simon! Si's vote did it.

[Reacher]

Mercy!

[melons]

I normally avoid this shit, but the kids are wanting it on, i think i've just had a little wee laughing.

[Liverpool lad]

What stage are we up to in it?

 

I only like it for the freaks at the early stages. I will no doubt end up listening to the whole series thanks to deaf bastards I live with

[Rafiagra]

A silly blonde girl in demim shorts just murdered "At Last" by Etta James....and got through. Talk about playing to the audience Simon! Si's vote did it.

 

She was a right nob. The 'mercy' woman was just plain nuts.

[blackberryway]

MERCY....unbelievable. Black girl aged 30 in a cool leather jacket performing like a ZULU warrior just murdered Duffy's Mercy. And Simon lusted after her. That's the only reason she got through. Unfuckingbelievable. She's bloody terrible. However give her a pole and there may be something there. I'll bet Jonathan Shailit knows what I mean. rrrrrrrrr

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I hate 90% of X-Factor. The other 10% is made up from 9% Cheryl Cole and 1% the odd genuinely talented person. Though, they soon smack the individuality out of that person, so it doesn't really matter.

 

That Zimbabwean girl, for example, had a cracking voice. She'll do well, but will be singing Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey songs come game time. The whole thing is a but pointless.

 

I still watch it though. Sad.

[blackberryway]

But what about the Shagability factor? Who would be the best shag....Mercy or At Last? My vote is for Mercy. What do you think Shalit?

[melons]

What stage are we up to in it?

 

I only like it for the freaks at the early stages. I will no doubt end up listening to the whole series thanks to deaf bastards I live with

 

First one of the series. If it stays like this i could watch up to the live shows.

[Liverpool lad]

X-Factor for Pornstars would be better.

 

Cue one girl giving it the spiel about having some tragedy in her life and then it cuts to her discussing her first DP scene and how she has been practicing all week and she can take a can of Fosters up there

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

X-Factor for Pornstars would be better.

 

Cue one girl giving it the spiel about having some tragedy in her life and then it cuts to her discussing her first DP scene and how she has been practicing all week and she can take a can of Fosters up there

 

I've a feeling you'd enjoy a month in Thailand, LL.

[Section_31]

I'm looking forward to Cheryl Cole throwing a wobbler.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'm looking forward to Cheryl Cole throwing a wobbler.

 

Oooh. Does she die in the end?

[blackberryway]

X-Factor for Pornstars would be better.

 

Cue one girl giving it the spiel about having some tragedy in her life and then it cuts to her discussing her first DP scene and how she has been practicing all week and she can take a can of Fosters up there

 

MERCY the Zulu warrior would do well in movies. I see a big future for her. Bring on three can's of Fosters and a pole. Quick Shalit....you haven't broken into the porn business yet...have you? This could be your big discovery.

[Liverpool lad]

I've a feeling you'd enjoy a month in Thailand, LL.

 

I am going next year with a bit of luck

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I am going next year with a bit of luck

 

Can't even begin to describe the time you're going to have. Are you single? If not, get single or lose your morals and inhibition before you go.

[Liverpool lad]

Can't even begin to describe the time you're going to have. Are you single? If not, get single or lose your morals and inhibition before you go.

 

I am single, can't find anyone to put up with me

[melons]

Can't even begin to describe the time you're going to have. Are you single? If not, get single or lose your morals and inhibition before you go.

 

A girl could stand in front of LL totally naked and he still wouldn't realise he's being hit on.

[blackberryway]

I am single, can't find anyone to put up with me

 

Don't despair. If 16 stone fat twat Jonathan Shalit can find love, so can you.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I am single, can't find anyone to put up with me

 

You'll be able to find lots of chicks willing to put it up you in Thailand, mate.

 

 

A girl could stand in front of LL bollock naked and he still wouldn't realise he's being hit on.

 

 

I'd shag him. No doubt about it.

[Liquid football]

i had this on before. They were actually using autotune on some of the auditionees (is that a word?)

[blackberryway]

Best tonight was Gamu Nhengu. Take a look....I'd post her photo but I haven't a clue how to do that.

 

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[Liquid football]

totally agree. John Shalit is amazing.

[Liverpool lad]

A girl could stand in front of LL totally naked and he still wouldn't realise he's being hit on.

 

What happened to me at the car rental place the other week was indeed unfortunate. I did realise, but only 2 or 3 minutes after she had left the building

 

You'll be able to find lots of chicks willing to put it up you in Thailand, mate.

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Cheers

 

 

I presume you have been before, when is the best time to go?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

when is the best time to go?

 

Yes. Yes it is.