Japan v Ingurland

[Lurtz]

Ingurland are laughably shit at football.

 

Edit: And why does Aaron Lennon do that with his eyebrows? I'd really like to know.

[RedKnight]

They have Tom Hundredstone in the starting eleven, bound to have an effect.

[Fugitive]

The F1 is looking pretty good today. Top 4 cars all within a second of each other.

[RJ Fan club]

The F1 is looking pretty good today. Top 4 cars all within a second of each other.

 

gonna piss down in a minute

[Fugitive]

gonna piss down in a minute

 

Yep, should lead to some fun and games.

[RedKnight]

Johnson wearing Lotto boots; tramp.

[RJ Fan club]

Johnson wearing Lotto boots; tramp.

 

Haha, haven't see a pair of those since around the time QPR were sponsered by Influence.

[Lurtz]

That weird Japan kit makes them look as if they're wearing knapsacks.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Theo Walcott is a worse footballer than Nabil El Zhar.

[RedKnight]

That weird Japan kit makes them look as if they're wearing knapsacks.

 

*insert WW2 joke here*

[RedKnight]

That stupid band is really, really, really irritating. Why don't they just fuck off? They increase my England hatred by at least 35.9%.

[RJ Fan club]

Theo Walcott is a worse footballer than Nabil El Zhar.

 

[Fugitive]

£150 for a pair of Lotto!!!!

 

Lotto Football Boots - Zhero Gravity - Ultra - Firm Ground - White / Midnight Navy

[RedKnight]

Only Italians would pay that.

[gkmacca]

Clive Tiddley's grasp of English is limper than Andy Townsend's Irishness. What the feckity feck does he mean by 'convictional purpose'??? As for the 'band': please shoot them.

[RedKnight]

Diadora still going?

[Fugitive]

Diadora still going?

 

I once had a pair of Diadora Roberto Baggio signature boots when I was a kid. Some cunt robbed them out my bag in School.

[Lurtz]

I reckon we'll be grateful for the band after litening to four weeks of thundercunt whoppers blowing these bastarding fucking things:

 

[Captain]

I don't think Ferdinand has looked all that so far in this game.

[RJ Fan club]

Diadora still going?

 

Mostly found in SportSoccer closing down sales along with Donnay stuff I think.

[Fugitive]

I used to have a class pair of Joma Boots. Bought them in Spain and they were the dogs bollocks.

 

Must have had every pair of Predator that came out when I was younger as well.

[Guest PurpleNose]

I don't think Ferdinand has looked all that so far in this game.

 

I don't think a single England player has looked anything other than fucking rubbish.

 

I thought that England would get out of the group then fall at the next hurdle. I've revised my opinion, I can see them struggling to get out of the group.

 

Outplayed by Mexico and Japan. Played worse football than almost every single opponent.

 

Still haven't beaten a top side under Capello.

 

Still look like a collection of arrogant, tactically naive bottlers.

 

Surprised at Capello. Persevering with shite like Heskey, Bent and Walcott. Players with the tactical and technical ability of those in Serie B or La Segunda.

[gkmacca]

If anyone remembers Venables' Engerlund in Asia before Euro 96, I don't know why they'd be surprised by this abject performance. Typical ITV: they invest in the match and then they get all uppity because it's neither important nor entertaining. Welcome to the grubby world of naff TV, Adrian Chiles.

[RJ Fan club]

Vettel and Webber just had a coming together.

 

No rain yet like

[RedKnight]

I once had a pair of Diadora Roberto Baggio signature boots when I was a kid. Some cunt robbed them out my bag in School.

 

I had a pair of Gazza Lottos when I was a kid, '94, I think.

 

Mostly found in SportSoccer closing down sales along with Donnay stuff I think.

 

What have Donnay ever done apart from support closing down sales?

 

I used to have a class pair of Joma Boots. Bought them in Spain and they were the dogs bollocks.

 

Must have had every pair of Predator that came out when I was younger as well.

 

Had a Joma Sevilla shirt with Reyes 9 on the back before he fucked off for Arsenal.