Weekend football

[Iantn]

It would be much easier to stay compact on a tennis court.

 

I'm fucking up for this. Quarter finals already drawn unfortunately. Perhaps we could offer a swap. Have the Russian tennis team play in the League Cup next season or something.

 

Just gotta make sure we stay at the back of the court and wait for them to make a mistake and hit the net, I reckon.

 

Sure some side wouldn't mind doing a swap if we asked nicely. They can even have a pair of yanks for their doubles practices.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Nah I forgot the s*n stuff, with his son being a captain for us you'd think he'd have more fucking brains. Fuck em all, hopefully we'll get better for next season. Footie doesn't really mean anything to me unless Liverpool are playing anyway. Or Barca.

 

Spurs are starting to turn that ground into a nightmare to play at though by the looks of it, not good.

 

Fuck sake. Could have sworn you were joking. I've been lampooned.

 

Harry Redknapp is a massive fucking cunt. That is his character. Cunt. Cuntacter.

 

But you're right Barca are on.

[Red Phoenix]

Or Hull.

 

That's bollocks and you're on a wind up, just before I go out too. I tried naming 5 hull players the other day and couldn't, I just don't follow them mate.

[Sandman]

Nah I forgot the s*n stuff, with his son being a captain for us you'd think he'd have more fucking brains. Fuck em all, hopefully we'll get better for next season. Footie doesn't really mean anything to me unless Liverpool are playing anyway. Or Barca.

 

Spurs are starting to turn that ground into a nightmare to play at though by the looks of it, not good.

 

 

'Arry's all about splashing the cash. Unless he's squirreling it away in unmarked brown envelopes.

 

I hope he watches next season from jail the bung taking, aitch dropping, droopy dog looking cunt.

[Guest PurpleNose]

They can even have a pair of yanks for their doubles practices.

 

In which case I want to swap with an archery team.

[Iantn]

In which case I want to swap with an archery team.

 

Swapping the yanks for their practice boards would be boss, I agree.

[Guest PurpleNose]

You'd think he could have spent a bit of the money he's stolen from English football on lifting his face up a bit.

 

The fucking corrupt, drunk Basset hound.

[Red Phoenix]

Fucking Mongo has gone and got himself banned too, they'd better not bottle this. Of course Arse are still in it, but without Fabregas you can almost bet they'll fuck it up, even with a few games left.

[Shreddy]

Yeah. Ok footie can fuck off for this weekend, I've had enough.

 

Chelsea are bottling twats and Man City don't have the balls yet, that's all I'm taking from it.

football can fuck off this entire season. especially after the Portsmouth game

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

As soon as I saw that Chelsea team, I just knew they were gonna lose.

 

Ancelotti completely fucked this up. Even took Joe Cole off at half time, when he should have taken off Deco.

 

Hate to say it, but it's the Manc cunts title now. They will win their 3 remaining games. Chelsea won't. We'll get a draw or beat them at Anfield and hand the Manc cunts the title and finally lose our record title of title wins.

 

Hope I'm wrong of course.

[BRAP]

What a twat of a weekend,even the bitter cunts could overtake us,without torres we are goosed even in Europe totally fuckin shit.We can only hope now that Arry and his boys get 4th,we might be able to take one hit out of the champions league as long as mega bucks city dont get 4th otherwise we are truly fucked.

 

Fuck of Moores you stupid prick.

[Mathewbet1]

Id make the mancs slim favorites now.

[Sandman]

You'd think he could have spent a bit of the money he's stolen from English football on lifting his face up a bit.

 

The fucking corrupt, drunk Basset hound.

 

 

Apparently the worlds finest cosmetic surgeons have knocked back 'Arry's requests for a 'little nip'. They just don't have the technology to navigate the numerous folds yet.

[sir roger]

Couldn't have devised a worse set of results for today really.

 

Man Utd & Everton both scoring injury time winners makes it even worse.

[Mathewbet1]

harry just said if youd have offered me for six points from these games (arse, chel,.mancs) id have bitten you hand off. Already conceding and bending over for the mancs. Good lads.

[BolshieBastard]

If you wanna continue the discussion on Spurs, sound.

 

I take it you agree that they deserve 4th for beating Arsenal and Chelsea then, yeah?

 

Does talking out of your arse all the time come naturally to you? You dont seem to need much practise.

 

Spurs will finish where their results dictate/ Its pathetic to say 'ooh, do they deserve to finish 4th because they couldnt score at home against wolve blah, blah, blah.

 

You get what you 'deserve' in this league. Spurs are hitting form at the right time.

 

Do we 'deserve' to finish 4th? We 'deserve' to finish where our results deem we should finish.

 

Yeah?

[Pidge]

on a completely different note, Barcelona have just dropped two points.

[Kevin D]

Just seen the Chelsea game on MOTD and the one thing that stuck out ( besides Motson; not everything is incredible, you exciteable twat. Someone needs to put him down) was how bad our season must be for me not to wank furiously as Terry is sent off. I don't think we'll have a chance like we did this year for a long time.

[Guest PurpleNose]

OVERTIME!

[Yozzer]

Now for some reason I'm watching the Football Show on BBC but it was well worth it - the best miss of the season by Shefki Kuqi happened. No video of it yet but I'll try and find it later, it will be well worth it.

 

Edit: I've just seen Shane Longs miss for Reading and it's just as good!

Edited April 17, 2010 by Yozzer

[Guest Pistonbroke]

When that Ginger headed twat fluked his header inside the post i just knew this weekend would be fucking wank. Hope he gets back home to find his missus blowing off his dog.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

on a completely different note, Barcelona have just dropped two points.

 

I lost a lot of money because of that result. Spanish cunts.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

harry just said if youd have offered me for six points from these games (arse, chel,.mancs) id have bitten you hand off. Already conceding and bending over for the mancs. Good lads.

 

Fuck off, Spurs never bend over to the mancs and you know it. If anything they will go for it even more with the big carrot of the CL dangling in front of their noses. So stop talking shite.

[RobbieOR]

I lost a lot of money because of that result. Spanish cunts.

 

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[The Chief]

Thank fuck we didn't play today, you can almost guarantee we'd've got beat too. What a totally shit day for football it was, and the cunting horses too. Just a cunt of a day really!