People who swear too much..

[Stouffer]

..I mean virtually every sentence.

 

A chum of mine does this, strange.

[Fowlers God]

What a Cunt!

[Guest davelfc]

A lot depends on the company you're in. When I was in the forces I used to swear A LOT. But I never swear in mixed company and only occasionally in front of my kids when I am angry about something (that I'm not allowed to mention on the GF)

 

They also do not swear in front of me, despite the eldest two being 18 and 21.

 

Swearing is brilliant, it's certainly not a sign of a limited vocabulary, far from it. But throwing 'fuck' into sentences such as "I'm just going to the fuckin shop" would be weird.

[Fowlers God]

A lot depends on the company you're in. When I was in the forces I used to swear A LOT. But I never swear in mixed company and only occasionally in front of my kids when I am angry about something (that I'm not allowed to mention on the GF)

 

They also do not swear in front of me, despite the eldest two being 18 and 21.

 

Swearing is brilliant, it's certainly not a sign of a limited vocabulary, far from it. But throwing 'fuck' into sentences such as "I'm just going to the fuckin shop" would be weird.

 

I think it also depends on what enviroment you have been bought up in also. I know friends that think its acceptable to swear at their mums but then their parents are f ing and blinding at them also.

 

Also swearing is great when using it to insult someone. For instance calling someone stupid doesnt quite give the recipient the same emphasis of the word as calling someone fucking stupid.

[Mel Wood]

A lad I work with, in a mixed office. Makes me cringe several times a day.

 

Also fackin' Jason fackin' Statham in almost every fackin' film he's fackin' in.

 

The facker.

[gazelle]

What a Cunt!

 

pissed myself - sorry i mean wet myself

[Stouffer]

But throwing 'fuck' into sentences such as "I'm just going to the fuckin shop" would be weird.

 

That's what I'm on about.

 

"I'm just gonna fucking erm.... get that fucking thing for Mr Jones."

 

Why?

[Mel Wood]

That's what I'm on about.

 

"I'm just gonna fucking erm.... get that fucking thing for Mr Jones."

 

Why?

 

True. A well placed swear word can be both effective and well funny, but it just becomes nothing when it's everywhere.

 

A mate of mine used to occasionally start a sentence with 'Fucking erm...' too.

 

Now that's out of control.

[Section_31]

I swear far too much, I blame The Sopranos.

[dirty_sanchez]

I tried to give up swearing as a new year's resolution. I didn't get past breakfast on new year's day. I've just become so casual about it that I do it without even thinking about it. I've got a dirty whorish mouth.

[Stouffer]

I like using non-swears; nothing funnier than calling someone a fupping berk.

[dirty_sanchez]

I like using non-swears; nothing funnier than calling someone a fupping berk.

 

Or ripping one out ITV in the 1980's style.

 

 

"Forget you motherfunky!"

[Guest TK-421]

You melonfarmers.

[Stouffer]

The ITV dubbed version of Robocop is class.

 

Dog off.

[dirty_sanchez]

For some reason, I remember specifically them doing it to Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Robocop, and Beverley Hills Cop.

[Guest TK-421]

And Repo Man.

[Mel Wood]

The ITV dubbed version of Robocop is class.

 

Dog off.

 

Are you funning my wife you goshdarned sock cooker?

[Tom R]

I've got a mate who instead of saying "erm" or "uhm" just says "fuckin?"

 

Like, "the other day i was in fuckiiiin?... manchester! yeah manchester. And this... fuckiiin?... Woman! Yeah this woman, she was just having a piss in one of those fuckiiin?.... phone boxes!

 

Bizarre, but strangely endearing.

[Crazyhorse7778]

I've got a mate who instead of saying "erm" or "uhm" just says "fuckin?"

 

Like, "the other day i was in fuckiiiin?... manchester! yeah manchester. And this... fuckiiin?... Woman! Yeah this woman, she was just having a piss in one of those fuckiiin?.... phone boxes!

 

Bizarre, but strangely endearing.

 

Haha, I know a lad that does that as well.

[dirty_sanchez]

And Repo Man.

 

Hmmm, not that I'm doubting you, but Repo Man strikes me as more of a Channel 4 film.

[sparta7]

I had an American colleague, fuck or fuckin were every other word "Hey, you want some fuckin tea?" "Hey, we going for a fuckin beer?" "Fuck...its cold/hot/warm". Became wearing after a bit. The twat.

[Woo]

I swear far, far too much. I don't even mean to do it, either. Infact, if we had a swear jar in our house, I'd have filed for bankruptcy at the age of 15.

[Faustus]

I like a good old swear when you're down the pub with your mates, but I do watch what I say in front of certain people, like elderly relatives and younger cousins and stuff like that.

 

One of my mates has no 'off' button to this though. You can be sitting off in a cafe having something to eat and he'll saying 'fuck' every other word when there's kids with their parents around. Very, very cringeworthy.

[Fink]

I am past the point of no return when it comes to swearing. I think Id be ok if I imagined my mum and my nan standing in the corner of every room I was in. Unless I was in a room with my mum and my nan, in which case I could end up with some crazy weird self replicating imagery that looked like the knock on wood video by amy stewart.

[Markmywords]

I have no off button for swearing. Sometimes I make myself cringe, when I get frowns from the girls in the office after I've dropped a casual 'fuck' into a serious work related sentence. I just can't help it.

 

Ah fuck em, prudish slags, who gives a cunt.