Age difference with birds

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Other than for pure bangability, I've never really been that interested in girls that age. They don't often offer much more than a pert pair of tits, which, whilst nice, doesn't normally end up being a fulfilling enterprise.

 

Bang her and move on. Solid advice.

[Guest TK-421]

I get older...they stay the same age. Owwww.

[Alan Sex]

I'm 38, Mrs. Sex is 26. Been together for 5 years now - married for 2 of those.

 

It's all about compatibility - not age.

 

I've dated/shagged literally hundreds, but Mrs. Sex was the right one to stick with.

[Unrighteous]

 

I get older...they stay the same age. Owwww.

[Section_31]

Do what you want mate, one day you'll be dead!

 

Besides, 22 and 18 is no age difference at all.

[Guest TK-421]

 

That would make a great Muppet Movie in the GJM mould.

 

Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets.

[melons]

I'm 26 and I'm boffing a newly 21 year old when she lets me (still the same one from the i'm crap with the ladies thread for those with a good memory)

I had a 17 year old bird when I was 22.

 

Its laughing if you get on with them and it doesnt make much difference but sometime its too much.

 

your having a laugh?

 

did you stop chasing in the end then?

[WaltonRed]

your having a laugh?

 

did you stop chasing in the end then?

 

Nearly 6 months on and off! ha ha

 

I toned it down and she came back but she's at home at the minute but she's moving back full time this week so we'll see.

 

I havent been hanging about by the way there has been others, I just like this one and I'd her to stay for a bit ha ha

[RoboRiise]

I'm 38, Mrs. Sex is 26. Been together for 5 years now - married for 2 of those.

 

It's all about compatibility - not age.

 

I've dated/shagged literally hundreds, but Mrs. Sex was the right one to stick with.

 

 

As if anyone needed proof of the wisdom of Alan Sex, there it is.

 

I can't believe this thread was actually some kind of dilemma, surely it was really about the OP letting us know he's soon going to be balls deep in 18 year old poon.

 

Get it whilst you can mate; soon you may be facing the near-impossible scenario of being 38 and trying to find an interested single girl with an IQ of at least double figures, a face that doesn't resemble a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and without any kids, since I haven't spent the last 38 years being careful not to sire any bastards just so I can bring somebody else's up. If you pass up opportunities like this, one day you will look back and ask yourself what the fuck you were thinking.

[Elite]

Age is no barrier but remember that younger birds are crackers.

[Liverpool lad]

I think all women are mental, so just try and pick the best of a bad bunch. Also smash her lad

[melons]

Get it whilst you can mate; soon you may be facing the near-impossible scenario of being 38 and trying to find an interested single girl with an IQ of at least double figures, a face that doesn't resemble a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and without any kids, since I haven't spent the last 38 years being careful not to sire any bastards just so I can bring somebody else's up.

 

And i was about to remind you my divorce came through yesterday.

 

 

I think all women are mental, so just try and pick the best of a bad bunch. Also smash her lad

 

that saved you from a neg.

[Alan Sex]

I think all women are mental, so just try and pick the best of a bad bunch. Also smash her lad

 

Excellent advice, but can I just smash her if she doesn't have a lad?

[Unrighteous]

"Go on, smash 'er, lad!"

[Guest Francie Brady]

I think i should be banned from leaving a comment on this particular thread.

[Guest TK-421]

 

"If it bleeds, we can smash it. We pick up her trail at the chopper, run her down, smash the bitch and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there."

[briefs]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/64726-17-year-age-gap.html

 

Ahem......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS My advice .... smash 'er lad.

[melons]

I think i should be banned from leaving a comment on this particular thread.

 

Where the hell have you been? And wasnt she 15?

[aikido]

Am 41 and currently dating a 24 year old for the past three months now. Super coolest girl I've met yet, and a sure thing in the marriage stakes.

[RoboRiise]

And i was about to remind you my divorce came through yesterday.

 

 

Hmmmm. How long before you pack them off to Uni?

[Joe Le Taxi]

If I was to shag a girl 4 years younger than me I would get arrested. If she is in my year at school then fair enough I would but I am not sure about a girl in the year below me at school. (they are either 14 or 15)

[Jokerman]

I'm going out with a girl 7 years younger, it's all good. I think age differences become less of an issue as a person gets older too, to an extent at least.

[the jam]

am 46 and a toy boy

[kingkenny78]

If I had an 18 year old piece on the go I woudn't be anywhere near this fucking place.

 

But then, the last time that was the case for me I was 18 myself.

 

In 1987.

 

*silently weeps*

[philyhamann]

10 years is the higher I'd go for.