The Apprentice

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Palomas tits were mesmerising, I guaran damn tee she'll do a lads mag shoot at some point. Total cunt but that'swhat's so hot, fuck me she'd ahve the body of a goddess. Liz aswell obviously and the asian with crazy big eyes who does fuck all every week, oooh yes, not the blonde though, don't rate her in the slightest.

[Top of the Kop]

Palomas tits were mesmerising, I guaran damn tee she'll do a lads mag shoot at some point. Total cunt but that'swhat's so hot, fuck me she'd ahve the body of a goddess. Liz aswell obviously and the asian with crazy big eyes who does fuck all every week, oooh yes, not the blonde though, don't rate her in the slightest.

 

I'm with you, mate. Why people keep mentioning that blonde girl and not Paloma is anyones guess. Paloma is a vixen.

[Markmywords]

Gutted paloma's gone, she made my bollocks tingle when she spoke.

[Original202]

Paloma Vivanco

 

Or you can tweet her and tell her to get her mammaries out: Paloma Vivanco (PalomaVivanco) on Twitter

[rubble-rouser]

She's available for event speaking. Let's book her for the next TLW night out.

 

I reckon Melons definitely would.

[navbasi]

 

Liz for me every time!

[navbasi]

I put Liz Locke in google and this came up... thought I'd share it..

 

[DPW]

Stella. Every time. I would destroy her beyond belief. How manly am I and how lucky is she.

 

Yep Stella, you just sit in that window.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Charlie Dimmock and Groucho Marx badly letting the side down there, even the black bird would get a cock or two up her bum.

[Mel Wood]

Don't know why they continiued with this week's task after Alex said 'I'm always thinking outside the box. If I was an apple pie, and you cut me open, the apples would be oranges'.

 

Just sack him there and then, tie him up in a potato sack and throw the daft twat in a canal, for that.

 

I actually feel for Alan Sugar having to listen to that parade of buzz-word bullshit every week.

 

Paloma for me, but Liz is fit too.

 

Kept wondering who I thought that one looks like - the one on the far left in the photo above and have now decided she looks a bit like Koo Stark.

 

[longballs]

That Sandeesh with the pornstar blowjob eyes gives me the horn.

[Get Carter]

Don't know why they continiued with this week's task after Alex said 'I'm always thinking outside the box. If I was an apple pie, and you cut me open, the apples would be oranges'.

 

Just sack him there and then, tie him up in a potato sack and throw the daft twat in a canal, for that.

 

I actually feel for Alan Sugar having to listen to that parade of buzz-word bullshit every week.

 

Paloma for me, but Liz is fit too.

 

Kept wondering who I thought that one looks like - the one on the far left in the photo above and have now decided she looks a bit like Koo Stark.

 

 

 

I think your doing Koo Stark a disservice there. I think Koo Stark is fit whereas that annoying whiny little boot off the apprentice is a boot with teeth that would cut your bellend off!!!

[Get Carter]

I think your doing Koo Stark a disservice there. I think Koo Stark is fit whereas that annoying whiny little boot off the apprentice is a boot with teeth that would cut your bellend off!!!

 

Overuse of the word boot there i meant she is a whiny little boot and a moose

[Anubis]

Don't know why they continiued with this week's task after Alex said 'I'm always thinking outside the box. If I was an apple pie, and you cut me open, the apples would be oranges'.

 

The moment he said that you just knew that this was not going to go well.

 

Alex's problem, apart from being a bit of an arse, was that he let The Brand sucker him in to taking point on the task. If you let a 21 year old who is all snot and marmite lead you onto Madame Guillotine then you deserve all you get.

[Wor Horse]

Bringing Sandeesh into the boardroom with her mesmerizing eyes didn't help.

[Xherdan]

Yes indeed, sandeesh would get it the dirty little minx.

[Anubis]

Farewell Sandeesh. You were weak. And your eyes are slightly too big for your face. Which is weird. Adieu.

[toneloc]

 

Just as well he reigned in his "extreme masculinity"

[Original202]

I think Chris, Stuart and Laura are the weak links. As soon as Stuart is back in the boardroom he'll be fired, though his massive twatiness is quite entertaining.

 

Liz, Stella and Christopher the front runners. I think Jamie had a good chance but didn't come across very well last night so think that was a set back for him.

 

Joanna is the dark horse, but lacks the personal skills to go all the way I think. She's argumentative and she's the sort of person who will fall out with others and then be taken back into the boardroom because of it.

[Markmywords]

Stuart really is developing into a well rounded gonad

[Guest LFD]

I think Stuart is brilliant, very entertaining.

 

He'll never win, but he does make me laugh - he is a real life David Brent.

 

Oh and Liz is still fit!

[Guest LFD]

[toneloc]

Preview of Stuart "The Brand" Baggs for next week

 

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Can't get youtube embedded for some reason

[Deepz]

Love how Alex kept his shirt on in that pic

[Original202]

Love how Alex kept his shirt on in that pic

 

He's sat in the right place for a view of Liz's melons though!