Katy Perry

[Mel Wood]

is that the video they banned off sesame street because its too revealing? Some bad prudes in america if thats considered unsuitable for 4 year olds. These are the same 4 year olds that have spent a good chunk of their lives clamped onto an actual breast so how the hell are they going to be corrupted by a video of a bit of cleavage? It beggars belief.

 

Aye. Especially when the little red fella's completely bollocko, stood next to her.

 

 

Ban this filth!!

[barosrocks]

what the fuck is that dog on???

 

Cat?

[Welsh]

She's a complete knob, but what a beautiful knob....wait what?

[Spy Bee]

I'd still like to cuntpunch her!

[Mendoza]

She's a complete knob, but what a beautiful knob....wait what?

 

Ace.

[NandoBrewster2]

She's a complete knob, but what a beautiful knob....wait what?

 

It's very difficult to look away.

[Fugitive]

With tits like those, she could be the biggest cunt in the world and I'd still love her.

[Funkasy]

That smile

[Section_31]

People who don't see the appeal in Perry are missing the point, that point being that she is fit AND utterly, utterly demented. With perfect tits and no sexual qualms whatsoever. Magic, magic combination.

[Fugitive]

People who don't see the appeal in Perry are missing the point, that point being that she is fit AND utterly, utterly demented. With perfect tits and no sexual qualms whatsoever. Magic, magic combination.

 

This man speaks the truth.

[Spy Bee]

People who don't see the appeal in Perry are missing the point, that point being that she is fit AND utterly, utterly demented. With perfect tits and no sexual qualms whatsoever. Magic, magic combination.

 

I'm not missing the point, but she is so irritating that I would rather see her tortured than shag her.

[Section_31]

I'm not missing the point, but she is so irritating that I would rather see her tortured than shag her.

 

 

This is for you, it's a piece of toast that looks like Erik Estrada.

 

[RedKnight]

Prefer Zooey myself.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'm not missing the point, but she is so irritating that I would rather see her tortured than shag her.

 

You could always do both.

 

Kevplest did.

[Owen]

People who don't see the appeal in Perry are missing the point, that point being that she is fit AND utterly, utterly demented. With perfect tits and no sexual qualms whatsoever. Magic, magic combination.

 

Y'see, I'm not sure. I've this nagging doubt that she's one of those who does nothing but flirt with everyone and anyone, and acts like she's up for anything, then is utterly boring and can't be arsed when it comes down to it.

[Thants]

She's always smiling like a demented idiot because she's worked out the way of making fuck loads of money by just showing men most of her tits each time she's out in public.

By doing this her face is camouflaged. We're so simple. If her tits ever make it public she'll be finished as she has zero talent.

Russell Brand probably isn't a good barometer for her bedroom antics as he'd fuck a wardrobe if it had a hole in it.

I'm not missing the point. She has tits and says she likes sex. A young madonna would have a fucking field day in today's world.

[He-Him]

People who don't see the appeal in Perry are missing the point, that point being that she is fit AND utterly, utterly demented. With perfect tits and no sexual qualms whatsoever. Magic, magic combination.

 

amen to that hombre

[He-Him]

Prefer Zooey myself.

 

she looked pretty awesome in Elf. Bet Santa had a goliath boner with her sat on his knee....

 

[dirty_sanchez]

I'd be more like Bad Santa around her.

[NandoBrewster2]

she looked pretty awesome in Elf. Bet Santa had a goliath boner with her sat on his knee....

 

 

I prefer her with darker hair.

 

 

Either way I would still have a bash.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Gotta be Zooey for me too, but it is fair to say that they could've been seperated at birth.

 

Like Nantwich 'Girl' and Albert Steptoe.

[Section_31]

Zooey still doesn't have that demented mindset though. It's like comparing Kitt and Karr from Knight Rider. One would be like 'good morning Michael, please sit down' and the other would be like 'get in, activate turbo boost and fuck the cops or I will kill your ENTIRE family.'

 

[Guest davelfc]

Zooey still doesn't have that demented mindset though. It's like comparing Kitt and Karr from Knight Rider. One would be like 'good morning Michael, please sit down' and the other would be like 'get in, activate turbo boost and fuck the cops or I will kill your ENTIRE family.'

 

 

Or Zooey would let her fella do anal on his birthday and think herself quite daring. Katy while having a cock up her arse is probably wondering what it's like if she had two up there.

[Section_31]

Damn straight. Zooey owns wooly hats. Katy pays top surgeons a retainer to repair her holes.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Or Zooey would let her fella do anal on his birthday and think herself quite daring.

 

How dare you, you fucker ?!

 

Right, fists up round the KFC at midnight.

 

Mind you, Perry has probably had some of that already n'all.