Trifle fucking rules

[Paul]

2 and 3 sound good but I can't see the benefit of point 1. No way Hose.

 

Now you see I'm all over 1 & 2, but 3 is akin to an Eton toff trying to sneak his way into a stay behind in the One O'Clock Gun without being noticed.

[captainharris]

As much as I love trifle. You cant beat banoffee pie. Especially one thats made with a ginger biscuit base!

[Guest TK-421]

A biscuit base is a sound foundation for a successful dessert.

[Elmyn Noos]

I'm not a massive dessert eater as I don't have a sweet tooth. Of all the desserts though, trifle is king.

[RJ Fan club]

A biscuit base is a sound foundation for a successful dessert.

 

Such as lemon cheese cake, which is the tits.

[Remmie]

But what's the best desert to fuck?

[Elmyn Noos]

You can fuck a desert? No wonder camel's breath stinks.

[Stu Monty]

But what's the best desert to fuck?

 

Definitely the Gobi. No question.

[Total Longo]

But what's the best desert to fuck?

 

Gotta be caramelised gorillas face. Gotta be. Especially if its pursing its lips.

[Duff Man]

I'm not a massive dessert eater as I don't have a sweet tooth. Of all the desserts though, trifle is king.

 

Hell no! Trifle's ok but it's nowhere near the pudding crown. Trifle is only just better than mediocre. Treacle pudding, cheesecake, jam sponge and black forest gateux are all far superior to trifle.

[madstock]

I think that the introduction of tarts, banoffee pie and other such delights raises the question of...

 

(drum roll)...

 

PUDDING WARS: THE GF DECIDES

 

Of course I wouldn't want this to impinge upon the GF Tournament that still appears to be dragging on, however I'm sure that a bit of pre-tournament organisation, nominations and ground rules can be fiddled with now.

 

1. It is "pudding", not "dessert".

2. The cheese-board is not allowed to enter, due to it's lack of sugar. Crappy Hovis biscuits don't count. This is not to say that cheese and biscuits isn't one of the finest creations on earth, but it is an entirely different course, one to be enjoyed before retiring with brandy and cigars.

3. No-one is allowed to say "It depends on when I have it" - yes, a nice fruit scone with clotted cream and fresh strawberries is more suited to a warm summers afternoon than a steaming hot sticky-toffee pudding slathered in vanilla-infused custard, however is it better? There is no room for sentimentality where pudding wars are concerned.

 

I shall start an alternative thread for nominations.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your pudding needs you.

[Remmie]

Damn my inferior rushed spelling. Pondering whether to edit it to make you lot look like tools.

[RJ Fan club]

 

I shall start an alternative thread for nominations.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your pudding needs you.

 

Don't piss about, Sticky Toffee Pudding, the only pudding you will ever need.

[Remmie]

What's your favourite accompliment of pudding? Cream, clotted cream, custard, chocolate sauce, mascarpone, greek yoghurt, ice cream....?

[madstock]

Don't piss about, Sticky Toffee Pudding, the only pudding you will ever need.

 

You, sir, have obviously never experienced the knee-trembler of the pudding world known as "Proper Homemade Tiramisu". As such I shall allow you your error on the grounds of ignorance.

[RJ Fan club]

What's your favourite accompliment of pudding? Cream, clotted cream, custard, chocolate sauce, mascarpone, greek yoghurt, ice cream....?

 

this is a depends question, with my favourite sticky toffee pudding, it is cream by a nose from clotted cream.

[Elmyn Noos]

Definitely the Gobi. No question.

 

Did you try for a while to think of how you could get a gag out of fucking in the gob(i).

 

I did.

 

I failed.

[RJ Fan club]

You, sir, have obviously never experienced the knee-trembler of the pudding world known as "Proper Homemade Tiramisu". As such I shall allow you your error on the grounds of ignorance.

 

foreign muck, in comparrison to a STP

[Stu Monty]

Did you try for a while to think of how you could get a gag out of fucking in the gob(i).

 

I did.

 

I failed.

 

No.

[Elmyn Noos]

No.

 

me neither.

[Guest TK-421]

1. It is "pudding", not "dessert".

 

Like bollocks it is. "Pudding" is a type of dessert, e.g sticky toffee pudding, dessert is the generic and therefore prevails. Try going in to a swish restaurant, say McDonalds, and asking for a pudding spoon. You'd get laughed out of town.

[madstock]

Like bollocks it is. "Pudding" is a type of dessert, e.g sticky toffee pudding, dessert is the generic and therefore prevails. Try going in to a swish restaurant, say McDonalds, and asking for a pudding spoon. You'd get laughed out of town.

 

I have been educated by some of the finest situation comedies available on your many and varied televisual channels, and I can say with some impunity that whenever there is a dazed old man with a beard who requires further sustenance after his main course he will cry "Where's me pudding?".

 

As I can see myself being that old man in due course, I shall take lessons in semantics from him, rather than you fancy-dan, city-slicker, legal-types who are able to eat at salubrious establishments such as the one mentioned above.

[Paul]

I fucking love puddo, me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Eyup there Tony!

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]