1 sheet of bog roll?

[Vincent Vega]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

 

Obviously never had a shite after a night of all night drinking, half a bog roll if I'm lucky. If I followed this ludicrous idea I'd be buying new boxies every other day.

[Spy Bee]

1 sheet my arse!

[7dalglish]

all fantasies of performing a 69 with this lady have gone

[Spy Bee]

all fantasies of performing a 69 with this lady have gone

Where's Dirty Sanchez?

[Jose Jones]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

 

Obviously never had a shite after a night of all night drinking, half a bog roll if I'm lucky. If I followed this ludicrous idea I'd be buying new boxies every other day.

 

She must surely be on about lady front bum wiping.

In which case wouldn't drip dry be the best way to go?

[RedinSweden]

Oh aye. Toilet roll quantities. That's the most pressing environmental issue. For fucks sake. The environmental footprint (or whatever the fuck they call it) of one transatlantic flight is probably more than the entire world's bum wiping for a year. Fuck off putting all this onto individuals. Just fuck off. get's my goat this. Stop making fucking music instead. All the plastic from all the CD's etc is unnecessary. Just have it available for download.

Anyway, why stop at just toilet roll, why don't we read by candlelight and wash out clothes in streams too?

Sheryl Crow can fuck off.

[Stouffer]

Goofy slag.

[wiiksie]

Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.

 

 

Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.

[Duff Man]

Oh aye. Toilet roll quantities. That's the most pressing environmental issue. For fucks sake. The environmental footprint (or whatever the fuck they call it) of one transatlantic flight is probably more than the entire world's bum wiping for a year. Fuck off putting all this onto individuals. Just fuck off. get's my goat this. Stop making fucking music instead. All the plastic from all the CD's etc is unnecessary. Just have it available for download.

Anyway, why stop at just toilet roll, why don't we read by candlelight and wash out clothes in streams too?

Sheryl Crow can fuck off.

 

Well said that man. Equally retarded was her idea for a detachable dining sleeve. It sounds like a 7 year old's school project.

 

Sheryl Crow - know your limits.

[RedinSweden]

Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.

 

 

Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.

 

It's fucking annoying. Lumping the guilt over onto ordinary people. I am sure her heart is in the right place. Shame her brain isn't.

[Stouffer]

It's fucking annoying. Lumping the guilt over onto ordinary people. I am sure her heart is in the right place. Shame her brain isn't.

 

Or her teeth. Ugly slag.

[Christian]

What about when you are allergic to Coffee but like it so much and you shit everywhere? What then?

I don't get it, many times the bum is filthy and it would take like 9-17 sheets folded!

[RedinSweden]

After the attacks on the WTC and the pentagon, the suspension of air travel was a big plus for the environment. Maybe she should fly a plane into a building, or if that is too extreme, run full pelt into a wall.

[Christian]

Shitty Crow

[dirty_sanchez]

Where's Dirty Sanchez?

 

Hello.

 

She's a dirty cow. She'd get her own shit smeared across her face Dustin Diamond style.

[Wig]

Why ever bother with toilet roll? Just use your finger.

 

 

Jim's right of course, the flight carbon footprint thing outweighs any of these stupid little ideas.

 

1 finger? Don't you mean your hand? Kinky bastard.

[Ian H]

She must surely be on about lady front bum wiping.

In which case wouldn't drip dry be the best way to go?

 

Or she could stamp her feet.

[Karl_b]

She can get to fuck, as can all the other environmental celebrity hippies with their shit fucking solutions and their cunting quick fixes.

[Paul]

Switch to baby wipes and get a simultaneously cleaner piece as well as much reduced wipeage and therefore paper usage.

[kop]

It had to come from a person whose shit contains of cloudberry cream only.