Toast

[Sut]

Food of the Gods.

[Sweeney287]

Done a little burnt with either marmite or peanut butter

[Wig]

I like my toast with sausage, bacon and egg on it.

[Newport]

Like you said. Food of the Gods.

 

Snobs can have their fancy dinners at expensive restaurants, as long as i have toast I don't care.

[Carradona]

Both side but not burnt, just a bit brown.

 

With loads of butter on it and some crispy bacon.

[Big Ig]

Crunchy brown and sizzling, none of this slightly warm bread crap... White bread can fuck off too - granary brown bread is the toast daddy.

 

Marmite, marmalade, any cheese, honey, peanut butter, pizza toast (pasta sauce, herbs, melted cheese, pepperoni, parmesan, tabasco) hell even margerine with a curried powder mix lightly sprinkled on it... toast can hack em all and more.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Toast is magnificent. The more you eat in one sitting, the better it gets.

[Cath]

Wrongness. Toast is just an edible plate for cooked cheese.

[Nomad]

Done both side slightly burnt LOADS of butter. Must be butter marg is vile.

[Mel Wood]

Golden to brown both sides. Leave to stand in toaster or toast rack for exactly 60 seconds before margeing for optimum warmth but non-sogginess.

[Rex Banner]

Who toast one side? People who don't own toasters that's who.

[Tom R]

Anyone who eats Margarine please say so now so i can neg you, you filthy fucking cunt.

[Tom R]

Golden to brown both sides. Leave to stand in toaster or toast rack for exactly 60 seconds before margeing for optimum warmth but non-sogginess.

 

you filthy, horrible, disgusting fucking twat.

 

I've just repped you for some shit on the *f, so can't neg you just yet. But I never forget a dirty Marge peddler like you.

It's in the post.

 

You disgust me.

[Tom R]

People who peddle margarine as butter should be shot in their lying face! | Facebook

 

Picture the scene; you enter a sandwich shop at lunch time. You are looking forward to your delicious, meat filled, bready treat.

The little lady behind the counter asks, "would you like butter on that?"

"Oooh, yes please," you reply. "I'd dearly love some scrummy buttery goodness on my yummy sandwich! Some of that lightly salted, freshly churned, yellow amber nectar would really make my day! Thank you!"

 

You leave the shop and you take a bite of your sandwich only to discover that the "butter" you have been given is in fact the devil's own sperm - MARGARINE!

 

Seriously, what is the purpose of this utter fucking filth?? It is scum.

If you eat it you are scum.

If you sell it and promote it's use in any way, then you are scum.

But more importantly, if you lie about it and pass it off as the true friend of bread - butter - then you should die immediately by being shot in you horrible big fat lying fucking face.

 

Cunts

[Rex Banner]

you filthy, horrible, disgusting fucking twat.

 

I've just repped you for some shit on the *f, so can't neg you just yet. But I never forget a dirty Marge peddler like you.

It's in the post.

 

You disgust me.

 

I do, spreading butter on soft bread is a pain in the ass especially here also because I have to keep it in the fridge or it melts because of the heat.

In the winter I get butter more often because I can keep in the bread bin.

Marg is way better these days though they have all the I can't believe it's not butter shit which tastes some what like butter.

I would never argue marg is better than butter though, it's just easier and better for you.

[chrisbonnie]

Both side but not burnt, just a bit brown.

 

With loads of butter on it and some crispy bacon.

 

yum yum

 

you cant beat tea and toast, actually, ive a day off, so im gonna go and get some now, hmmmm, tea and toast

[Tom R]

I do, spreading butter on soft bread is a pain in the ass especially here also because I have to keep it in the fridge or it melts because of the heat.

In the winter I get butter more often because I can keep in the bread bin.

Marg is way better these days though they have all the I can't believe it's not butter shit which tastes some what like butter.

I would never argue marg is better than butter though, it's just easier and better for you.

 

Negged for being a marge sympathising cunt.

[Rex Banner]

Negged for being a marge sympathising cunt.

 

I understand. But I have to stay true to myself or the fight will be lost.

[sparta7]

Extra thick bread, preferably from a cutting loaf, and butter. Warm the knife and it spreads fine. Do Not Accept Inferior Substitutes.

[Rex Banner]

I'm just used to it because that's what I usually had growing up, you can blame my Mum.

I'm going to go slap her in the face right now.

[Unrighteous]

Er... Toast is just a vehicle of delivering better things: Eggs/Sausage/Cheese, Peanut Butter/Jam, Nutella, etc.

[Red Dawn]

Toast slightly cooled so the butter doesnt melt with a glass or milk is simple and superb.

 

The toasted BLT is a superb dish also.

 

The standard toasted ham and cheese sambo does the trick while for a quickie on a weekend morning a bit of bacon smothered in ketchup between 2 slices of toast is the dogs bollocks.

[Nomad]

I do, spreading butter on soft bread is a pain in the ass especially here also because I have to keep it in the fridge or it melts because of the heat.

In the winter I get butter more often because I can keep in the bread bin.

Marg is way better these days though they have all the I can't believe it's not butter shit which tastes some what like butter.

I would never argue marg is better than butter though, it's just easier and better for you.

 

You can buy the spreadable butter that stays softer even when it in the fridge you have no excuse.

[funkster]

Er... Toast is just a vehicle of delivering better things: Eggs/Sausage/Cheese, Peanut Butter/Jam, Nutella, etc.

 

How very Canadian in your attitude lance

 

Toast and butter rocks in this country so better get used to it Mountie boy !

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I have never been at all comfortable with Sting making out that it is an English trait and common place for us to have our toast done on one side. I'm sure it's an Enlgish trait for some people to swallow horse jizz but I'm not going to make a song that incorporates how Americans don't do that but we as a nation do. He's a fucking bad plonker Sting and this only goes to reinfiorce that notion.