annoying things youre missus does

[Brownie]

My bird winds me up with her indecisiveness. It's similar to what someone else said earlier in the thread - I ask her what she fancies doing/having to eat/what position etc and she always says 'whatever you want'. She then proceeds to veto every suggestion I make.

 

Drives me mad, but I let her off with it...

[Guest Spionkop69]

My bird winds me up with her indecisiveness. It's similar to what someone else said earlier in the thread - I ask her what she fancies doing/having to eat/what position etc and she always says 'whatever you want'. She then proceeds to veto every suggestion I make.

 

Drives me mad, but I let her off with it...

 

 

Must be a female thing :wallbutt:

[TonyTNT]

Tidy's my shit away, even when it ain;t messy, "Wheres my glasses?" ..."Ohh in the fucking tumble dryer where they are meant to be" ..." Sorry My mistake I'm obviously the CUNT"

 

Apart from that shes my muse man.

[Stouffer]

Mrs. NorthernRed leaves toast crumbs on the kitchen surface every day. It drives me up the wall.

[Guest TK-421]

I like girls.

[Cath]

Mrs. NorthernRed leaves toast crumbs on the kitchen surface every day. It drives me up the wall.

:D I've left the bread board covered in crumbs and the marg and marmite still out on the side. My coffee mug and jiuce glass are stood in the sink unwashed. This really winds Mr Cath up and he gets home before me.

 

I ask her what she fancies doing/having to eat/what position etc and she always says 'whatever you want'. She then proceeds to veto every suggestion I make.

See what she really wants is you to tell her what she's doing. None of this gay compromise "whatever you want is fine by me darling" nonsense ;)

[M_B]

- Being Italian and Italy winning the World Cup.

- Suddenly being an avid football fan when Italy get to the final.

[Stouffer]

:D I've left the bread board covered in crumbs and the marg and marmite still out on the side. My coffee mug and jiuce glass are stood in the sink unwashed. This really winds Mr Cath up and he gets home before me.

 

May you burn in the fires of hell.

[RedinSweden]

Mrs. NorthernRed leaves toast crumbs on the kitchen surface every day. It drives me up the wall.

 

That's why I do. Mrs RiS is pretty ace on most of the points above, she isn't indecisive, she is a football fan and knows what shes talking about. The only thing I can think of that is strange rather than irritating is that she is constantly giving me stuff around the house. That sounds odd, I'll explain. Say one of the kids is given some new clothes and they take the tags off and put them on the side she will pick them up and then give them to me. Not so odd, but when it happens so often, very strange.

[dirty_sanchez]

When Mrs Dirty Sanchez supervises when I fix mechanical or electrical devices, it drives me utterly up the wall. Look love, I had to get the proper toolbox out for this, how are you possibly going to be of any help?

[Brownie]

:D I've left the bread board covered in crumbs and the marg and marmite still out on the side. My coffee mug and jiuce glass are stood in the sink unwashed. This really winds Mr Cath up and he gets home before me.

 

 

See what she really wants is you to tell her what she's doing. None of this gay compromise "whatever you want is fine by me darling" nonsense ;)

 

I'll bear that in mind Cath!

 

Cath is the TLW agony aunt.

[Juniper]

I do love my girlfriend with all my heart but………….

 

She never puts things in the bin, always leaves food, bottle tops, food packaging on the side. The fact that I do nearly all housework/cooking as ‘she is tired’ although I have just finished work too and work about the same long hours.

 

 

She is late for everything, she’ll leave getting ready for something until the last minute and then take all her frustration during rushing somewhere out on me(happens everyday I kid you not, take last night for instance. We were due to go out for a fancy evening, I came downstairs 30mins to go before we had to be there and she’s watching a program about Monkeys! And then had a go at me while driving 200miles a hour to get to theater as if It was my fault!!!

 

Lastly, she always wants to be with me, but when I’m meeting the boys down the pub to watch the game I don’t want her showing up with her mates and then complain that she is bored!!.

 

 

Other than that she’s great!!!

[Uncle_Meat]

I do love my girlfriend with all my heart but………….

 

I came downstairs 30mins to go before we had to be there and she’s watching a program about Monkeys!

 

 

You make it sound like thats a bad thing...

[Juniper]

You make it sound like thats a bad thing...

 

I know, being head of Monkey Research I stood there for a second all proud of her............

 

But then I realised that we couldnt get into this place if we were late and I spent about £70 on tickets!!.

[Karl_b]

I actually cant think of anything right now. How good is that.

[RedinSweden]

I actually cant think of anything right now. How good is that.

 

mrs_b is at home right now getting serviced by the binman. no-one is that perfect.

[Guest Spionkop69]

Oh and another thing; Mrs Spion leaves things in the fridge past their sell by date. Example: Milk. Not being a tea drinker or general user of milk, the milk is her domain. So why does she open the new milk before the old one is finished AND even more annoying then ignore the existence of the old carton of milk!!!

 

Milk myopia is clearly a curse!

[Karl_b]

mrs_b is at home right now getting serviced by the binman. no-one is that perfect.

 

Wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its the milkman probably.

[Smiler907]

mine, leaves her clothes all over the place, we have a washing basket in the bed room, bathroom and on the landing, yet she is so feckin lazy to use them and dumps her dirty stinking clothes all over the floor, fecks me right off.

 

Also, constantly complains about the amount of laundry and ironing she has to to, and ignoring the fact, that she goes through around 3 set off clothes a day.

 

glad i got that off my chest.

[Guest carbuncle]

mine, leaves her clothes all over the place, we have a washing basket in the bed room, bathroom and on the landing, yet she is so feckin lazy to use them and dumps her dirty stinking clothes all over the floor, fecks me right off.

I'm a bit confused here. In the hetero community isn't it normal for the slpitarse to complain about the gentlemans lack of tidyness?

 

What's all this crumbs-left-on-the-worksurface scruds-on-the-landing shenanigans? What's next? Complaining that she prefers to spend time at the local rather than stopping in watching a hugh grant film with you?

 

:dunno:

 

Personally I'd prefer to dwell on their lack of enthusiasm for oral sex (inspite of a quick swill under the tap) while imagining that you like nothing better than a good nosh on her haddock pasty. ;)

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I hate the fact that if I actually do do some house work I never get the credit I feel I rightfully deserve. Its like il be sittin there and go Iv cleaned the floors you know. and il get a response like 'an so you should' it should go thanks your a big help, without any possible detection of sarcasm. Oh an pickin up my pants an sayin 'are these yours ?' you know they are you dumb bint, whay are you asking me ???