Skyfall is the Best Bond Film

[Section_31]

I liked Craig's Bond films but you don't notice until you go back and look at the classics that they're not really Bond films. They may as well be John Wick or Jason Bourne films. Car chases, twat someone over the head with an Ash tray then get depressed about lost loves. 

 

In our first introduction to Connery's Bond he's sat at a casino table in a tux, winning every hand, smoking a fag and drinking whisky. Some bird asks him out and he's like "maybe later".

[KMD7]

16 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

The Spy who loved Me and License to Kill are my favourites.

Good shouts.

 

Live and Let Die

Licence to Kill

From Russia with love. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

 

That is absolutely fucking mental.

 

Yeah but you like shit music so.... Stick a drum set up your arse 

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Skyfall is essentially Home Alone.

 

Racist 

[Mook]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Yeah but you like shit music so.... Stick a drum set up your arse 

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

47 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I liked Craig's Bond films but you don't notice until you go back and look at the classics that they're not really Bond films. They may as well be John Wick or Jason Bourne films. Car chases, twat someone over the head with an Ash tray then get depressed about lost loves. 

 

In our first introduction to Connery's Bond he's sat at a casino table in a tux, winning every hand, smoking a fag and drinking whisky. Some bird asks him out and he's like "maybe later".

Always used to laugh to my Dad when i was a kid about Bond shagging loads of women and in the next film they are never even mentioned. Wonder if Dr Goodhead was wife material, did Bond write a letter to Brezhnev to get Barbara Bach over to England or Stacey Sutton could have been Bond's Trophy wife as she was about 15 years younger?

 

I would have retired to California with her and lived in that house with her, even though her cat was a little twat. 

 

The only reference to any woman in any of the previous films is when Roger Moore visits Tracy's grave in For your Eyes Only and when Barbara Bach mentions her in The Spy Who Loved Me but he quickly changes the subject. Bond fucks off to Amsterdam and Las Vegas in the first film after her death. 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Always used to laugh to my Dad when i was a kid about Bond shagging loads of women and in the next film they are never even mentioned. Wonder if Dr Goodhead was wife material, did Bond write a letter to Brezhnev to get Barbara Bach over to England or Stacey Sutton could have been Bond's Trophy wife as she was about 15 years younger?

 

I would have retired to California with her and lived in that house with her, even though her cat was a little twat. 

 

The only reference to any woman in any of the previous films is when Roger Moore visits Tracy's grave in For your Eyes Only and when Barbara Bach mentions her in The Spy Who Loved Me but he quickly changes the subject. Bond fucks off to Amsterdam and Las Vegas in the first film after her death. 

 

 

[Red Shift]

On 12/11/2023 at 11:20, Bjornebye said:

Discuss. Always loved The Man With The Golden Gun but it's fucking stupid despite being superb. 

 

Skyfall has it all. Moore is still the best bond for me but Skyfall is the best Bond film ever. 

 

Goldfinger is shit 

 

 

Not only is it the best Bond Film, but Adele’s theme song is absolutely the best ever Bond theme. It’s so good, I can forget it’s the same semi-tone run up that has been Bond since the 60s

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks. Better than anything you listen to. Led Zeppelin are a shit Slade with longe solos and crying shit. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Red Shift said:

Not only is it the best Bond Film, but Adele’s theme song is absolutely the best ever Bond theme. It’s so good, I can forget it’s the same semi-tone run up that has been Bond since the 60s

 

It's not the best Bond song ever you fucking turnip. In the top 5 defo 

[Red Shift]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's not the best Bond song ever you fucking turnip. In the top 5 defo 

If I am, indeed, a Turnip, I reckon I’m doing ok.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Red Shift said:

If I am, indeed, a Turnip, I reckon I’m doing ok.

 

Most turnips do ok. Who the fuck eats turnips these days? 

[Mook]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Thanks. Better than anything you listen to. Led Zeppelin are a shit Slade with longe solos and crying shit. 

 

Can't beat those longe solos.

[Bjornebye]

56 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Can't beat those longe solos.

 

Hendrix and Santana piss on them 

[Lee909]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I liked Craig's Bond films but you don't notice until you go back and look at the classics that they're not really Bond films. They may as well be John Wick or Jason Bourne films. Car chases, twat someone over the head with an Ash tray then get depressed about lost loves. 

 

In our first introduction to Connery's Bond he's sat at a casino table in a tux, winning every hand, smoking a fag and drinking whisky. Some bird asks him out and he's like "maybe later".

 

 

The Bourne films changed Bond. The Bourne identity was out in 2002 4 years before Casino Royale. 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Bond is real?

You've never heard of Brooke?

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

The Bourne films changed Bond. The Bourne identity was out in 2002 4 years before Casino Royale. 

The Bourne films piss all over the Bond films since the 80s. 

[Mook]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Hendrix and Santana piss on them 

 

Pissing on mis-spelled solos seems an odd thing to do but both guitarists have made some amazing music so they have earned the right to do some kinky shit.

[DalyanPete]

After an excellent start Roger Moore killed Bond for me. Octopussy and Moonraker are comedies.

Pierce Brosnan was slightly better but the scripts/story lines where shit.

Daniel Craig took Bond back to the book.

Anyway, OHMSS is the best for me with the most beautiful Bond girl.

Skyfall in the top 3, although it's the only one where Bond failed in not keeping M alive.

[Fowlers God]

On 11/11/2023 at 22:20, Bjornebye said:

Discuss. Always loved The Man With The Golden Gun but it's fucking stupid despite being superb. 

 

Skyfall has it all. Moore is still the best bond for me but Skyfall is the best Bond film ever. 

 

Goldfinger is shit 

 

 

Negged for Goldfinger. 

 

What???????

 

The best book out of them all; Pussy Galore; Odd Job; 

 

You are waffling here. 

[Section_31]

Apparently the reason Bond is called 007 is because he's a combination of seven real agents that Flemming knew. He wrote Bond because he was bored and longed to be in the field again.

[Fowlers God]

21 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Casino Royale is a boss film. In my opinion, it's not as good as Skyfall. 

 

The last one was superb as well. 

Negged again. 

 

The last film isnt even a Bond Film and should never be ever considered as one. 

 

I hope you have sobered up now. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

Negged again. 

 

The last film isnt even a Bond Film and should never be ever considered as one. 

 

I hope you have sobered up now. 

 

God you chat some fucking wham sometimes Dan 

[Fowlers God]

4 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

After an excellent start Roger Moore killed Bond for me. Octopussy and Moonraker are comedies.

Pierce Brosnan was slightly better but the scripts/story lines where shit.

Daniel Craig took Bond back to the book.

Anyway, OHMSS is the best for me with the most beautiful Bond girl.

Skyfall in the top 3, although it's the only one where Bond failed in not keeping M alive.

 

This is the best post on this god awful thread I have had to read thus far. Damien has had an absolute mare so far. 

 

Thats the best thing about the Craig films that they were once raw again. James was and is a mere man. He isnt a super hero. He gets it wrong; he ages and he has emotions. 

There were no slap stick jokes until the opening sequence at the day of the dead when he falls from the building and lands on the sofa. That was the first time we saw craig add any humour into the films and that was done specifically as they had to re write the character. 

[Fowlers God]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

God you chat some fucking wham sometimes Dan 

 

That last Film you allude to.......

 

Spectre; the most dangerous organisation in the world- Taken out in 1 move. Behave- Awful writing to piss on the last four films. 

 

Villain- Freddy fucking Mercury. Cunt didnt even change his voice. 

 

Ending- Dont even get me started on that,  Who the fuck are you to decide to Kill him off? Thats not your character to do that with. You are a custodian of James. He isnt yours to do what you want with. 

 

Armageddon had a better ending.