Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Razoray]

 

 

[Lee909]

The Chelsea fan twitter space if fucking hilarious, worse than our lot. They are raging, the owners are penny pinching. 800ml in one fucking year and they moaning. We are in a worst state than them, our midfield is terrible and we won't be able to compete.

[Razoray]

 

 

[TD_LFC]

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

 

I can't help but think this is all a big joke to get Chelsea to pay for caicedo to leave us open for Lavia. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[3 Stacks]

I have already made up with @an tha. I think the FSG apologies must now be in order. 

[Lee909]

Agent Alexis came up big. 

 

About 150ml net for Mac Callister,Caicedo and Szoboszlai not bad. Probably ahead on wages aswell. 

 

Now don't let them close that chequebook 

[Tenfolder]

I really dont understand this club at times, obviously not trusting shit until he's pictured signing some paper and leaning on stuff in a LFC shirt.

On the opposite side thats 100% shop closed if he signs which still leaves me a bit eh about our depth.

[Scott_M]

Fucking hell.

 

I hope I can belt out “Oooohhhh Moses Caicedo” at Chelsea on Sunday. 
 

What would be even funnier now is if we agreed Lavia as well. 

[Anubis]

Having given John a pass for another two weeks on the ‘buy somebody’ shouts, I think we can safely say that if this happens then it’s all down to me and the gracious way I’ve handled the transfer window.

[Anubis]

 

“If Chelsea ring again, tell them to fuck off. I’m telling you, they all nonce kittens over at Chelsea. It’s a hotbed of kitten noncery. Players, club officials, fans - they’re all at it. Trust me, you don’t want to end up there.”

[Lee909]

Liverpool when Chelsea rejected any transfers offer for Colwill

[Scott_M]

Kweev getting in on the action…

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

Fair fucks if they get this done. 

 

Then go and get a defender..and another midfielder. 

[Scott_M]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Having given John a pass for another two weeks on the ‘buy somebody’ shouts, I think we can safely say that if this happens then it’s all down to me and the gracious way I’ve handled the transfer window.

I don’t your the only person who was remaining positive…

 

 

… I was starting to waiver though. 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Kweev getting in on the action…

 

 

 

That’s as good as a leaning photo.

[Scott_M]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fair fucks if they get this done. 

 

Then go and get a defender..and another midfielder. 

Assuming this comes off, I don’t think we need another midfielder.

 

Caicedo, Mac Allister, Szoboszlai, Jones, Elliott, Thiago, Bajectic, Trent.
 

I only think we need if Thiago leaves. 
 

Definitely need a defender.

[Lee909]

Expecting to wake up to a Fekir situation tomorrow afternoon 

[Scott_M]

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Expecting to wake up to a Fekir situation tomorrow afternoon 

This is the Fekir situation. Caicedo over Lavia is Alisson over Fekir. 

[clangers]

Fair play if they can get this done. I'll still believe it when I see it, put in a last minute bid for a player ultimately Chelsea bound?

 

If this comes off surely Klopp has put his foot down? I'm assuming we'll have convinced Brighton to accept instalments of 100 x £1 million annual payments?

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Assuming this comes off, I don’t think we need another midfielder.

 

Caicedo, Mac Allister, Szoboszlai, Jones, Elliott, Thiago, Bajectic, Trent.
 

I only think we need if Thiago leaves. 
 

Definitely need a defender.

Personally I would look at another 6. Then the two 6 roles can be played between Trent, caicedo and the 3rd player as caicedo can do a bit of right back. Even though I'm not a fan of amrabat, I wouldn't be against him for some experience and coming in on the context of not having to play every game and being able to get him for around 20m and I assume a low wage. It's important to keep in mind, you've listed 8 players there, but caicedo, bajcetic, elliot and even Jones have very little experience between them. 

 

My assumption is thiago will be injured more than not, so he's not someone we can lean on. In fact if we got someone else, maybe you can then let thiago go after the window closes and you've had chance to watch how the players settle in. 

 

I'm not sure how we're fixed for non-homegrown players though, so that might be a problem. 

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, clangers said:

Fair play if they can get this done. I'll still believe it when I see it, put in a last minute bid for a player ultimately Chelsea bound?

 

If this comes off surely Klopp has put his foot down? I'm assuming we'll have convinced Brighton to accept instalments of 100 x £1 million annual payments?

 

I don't really quite understand this supposed auction that's been run.. caciedo must have a say in this and surely he would get paid probably twice as much at Chelsea as he would here? It's not just we've stuck 100m down that seems weird, it's the whole context of how set the Chelsea move seemed to be. 

[Strontium]

Where's the Bellingham money John... oh there it is