Coronavirus

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 hours ago, Poster said:

Beijing is using anal swabs to test its residents for coronavirus, a method that experts say is more accurate and raises the chances of detecting the virus.

To collect test samples, the swab needs to be inserted about two to three centimetres (0.8 to 1.2 inches) into the rectum and rotated several times.

After completing the motion twice, the swab is removed before being securely placed inside a sample container. The whole procedure is said to take about 10 seconds.

 

 

I can't see that being effective. You'd imagine it'd produce a shitty set of results. 

[Scooby Dudek]

23 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

It bothers me that people THIS stupid are too stupid to realise they are this stupid.

 

Thick fucking wanker. I don't know why I watched that. I'm genuinely angry now.

Idiots speak with confidence, whilst intelligence is full of doubt.

 

Or whatever the quote is. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Idiots speak with confidence, whilst intelligence is full of doubt.

 

Or whatever the quote is. 

They deny or lie about ever being wrong in the first place. A big part of everything thats wrong with the world. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, Scooby Dudek said:

Idiots speak with confidence, whilst intelligence is full of doubt.

 

Or whatever the quote is. 

 

That man is a strong case for sterilizing stupid people.

[Mudface]

45 minutes ago, No2 said:

What a cunt. I like the last bit, he can't be convicted because he didn't know he committed a criminal offence. Good luck with that one mate.

 

There is precedent though, it always works a treat when you tell a judge that you were too pissed to think straight before you committed a crime.

 

31 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

It bothers me that people THIS stupid are too stupid to realise they are this stupid.

 

Thick fucking wanker. I don't know why I watched that. I'm genuinely angry now.

 

The Dunning-Kruger effect- basically he's too fucking stupid to realise how fucking stupid he actually is- https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

 

There is precedent though, it always works a treat when you tell a judge that you were too pissed to think straight before you committed a crime.

 

 

The Dunning-Kruger effect- basically he's too fucking stupid to realise how fucking stupid he actually is- https://www.verywellmind.com/an-overview-of-the-dunning-kruger-effect-4160740

 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Dr Nowt said:

 

I love the look of petty triumph on her face at the end- perfectly observed.

[No2]

39 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Wait you're telling me that defense won't hold up in court if I'm allegedly caught hiding in Maya Jama's shed allegedly sniffing her undies?

Special exception for that carry on.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

17 hours ago, Juniper said:

Part 2 where he claims he’s exempt from

wearing a mask, then doesn’t want to provide any proof.

 

 

That fella doing all the talking sounds like D.S. Raymond Ash from Operation Good Guys.

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

What a cunt. I like the last bit, he can't be convicted because he didn't know he committed a criminal offence. Good luck with that one mate.

ignorantia juris non excusat

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

14 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

ignorantia juris non excusat

Yes. 

 

And he also doesn't seem to know that intention is one form of mens rea. As is recklessness. And, just wait until he finds out about a crafty little thing known as a strict liability offence. No mens rea! It'll blow his tiny little mind. The cunt. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

18 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

ignorantia juris non excusat

 

"If I repeat latin words, the internetz will know I'm right". He's such a fucking clown. Imagine being his kid. No hope whatsoever in life.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

3 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Yes. 

 

And he also doesn't seem to know that intention is one form of mens rea. As is recklessness. And, just wait until he finds out about a crafty little thing known as a strict liability offence. No mens rea! It'll blow his tiny little mind. The cunt. 

 

Its impossible to blow his mind. It's an impenetrable fortress. Like a giant slab of granite. Also, it has the computing power of a giant slab of granite.

[Anubis]

The GF. I don’t know. First you cry that China isn’t giving you enough information. Now when China gives you some information you’re crying that you don’t want it...

[Anubis]

Shameful. Just shameful.

 

 

 

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, Poster said:

Beijing is using anal swabs to test its residents for coronavirus, a method that experts say is more accurate and raises the chances of detecting the virus.

To collect test samples, the swab needs to be inserted about two to three centimetres (0.8 to 1.2 inches) into the rectum and rotated several times.

After completing the motion twice, the swab is removed before being securely placed inside a sample container. The whole procedure is said to take about 10 seconds.

 

 

 

 

Is this really new? After all, plenty of arseholes in the UK and the US especially have been swabbed already and tested positive. For being arseholes.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Shameful. Just shameful.

 

 

 

Humanity is fucked. 

[Davelfc]

45 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Shameful. Just shameful.

 

 

 

I believe you just need to register with a doctor you get an NHS number. Obviously a fuck up there as those that haven't registered with a doctor probably thought they would not need an NHS number. 

 

 

Thank you for everyone sharing this tweet.

@TheDA_UK

has now had a rapid response from

@NHSEngland

stating that you do not need a NHS number to receive a vaccine. We are still aware of a number of trusts where this is happening and we will take it up with NHS Eng.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Looks like hospital ming had himself a party on New Year's Eve too, the cunt. 

 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2880459632278861&id=100009445577423

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

22 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Looks like hospital ming had himself a party on New Year's Eve too, the cunt. 

 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2880459632278861&id=100009445577423

 

If he ends up on a ventilator I hope his family take him home and give him some vitamin C.

[an tha]

My wife has it.

She works for NHS and had a positive lateral flow test then confirmed with the 'bigger' test.

She is ok, a very slight cough, bit of a headache and slight aches and pains...but nothing more serious yet.....tested positive yesterday.

Biggest issue we have is we live in a very small house not really got much if any room to isolate/separate very well...I have accepted i will get it now and that is OK, i'll do best not to, but it is what it is...probably got it already in reality.

My lad shouldn't be bothered if he gets it, but obviously he is priority.

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

My wife has it.

She works for NHS and had a positive lateral flow test then confirmed with the 'bigger' test.

She is ok, a very slight cough, bit of a headache and slight aches and pains...but nothing more serious yet.....tested positive yesterday.

Biggest issue we have is we live in a very small house not really got much if any room to isolate/separate very well...I have accepted i will get it now and that is OK, i'll do best not to, but it is what it is...probably got it already in reality.

My lad shouldn't be bothered if he gets it, but obviously he is priority.

Hope she’s ok. You’ve probably already got it, fingers crossed you’ll be asymptotic.  

[Harry's Lad]

9 minutes ago, an tha said:

My wife has it.

She works for NHS and had a positive lateral flow test then confirmed with the 'bigger' test.

She is ok, a very slight cough, bit of a headache and slight aches and pains...but nothing more serious yet.....tested positive yesterday.

Biggest issue we have is we live in a very small house not really got much if any room to isolate/separate very well...I have accepted i will get it now and that is OK, i'll do best not to, but it is what it is...probably got it already in reality.

My lad shouldn't be bothered if he gets it, but obviously he is priority.

I wish you all well mate.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, an tha said:

My wife has it.

She works for NHS and had a positive lateral flow test then confirmed with the 'bigger' test.

She is ok, a very slight cough, bit of a headache and slight aches and pains...but nothing more serious yet.....tested positive yesterday.

Biggest issue we have is we live in a very small house not really got much if any room to isolate/separate very well...I have accepted i will get it now and that is OK, i'll do best not to, but it is what it is...probably got it already in reality.

My lad shouldn't be bothered if he gets it, but obviously he is priority.

All the best to you and yours mate 

[Rushies tash]

43 minutes ago, an tha said:

My wife has it.

She works for NHS and had a positive lateral flow test then confirmed with the 'bigger' test.

She is ok, a very slight cough, bit of a headache and slight aches and pains...but nothing more serious yet.....tested positive yesterday.

Biggest issue we have is we live in a very small house not really got much if any room to isolate/separate very well...I have accepted i will get it now and that is OK, i'll do best not to, but it is what it is...probably got it already in reality.

My lad shouldn't be bothered if he gets it, but obviously he is priority.

My Mrs didn't get it when I had it (or if she did, she was asymptomatic) so it's not a given you'll catch anything. Wishing you and your family all the best anyway.