Liz Hurley

[dockers_strike]

38 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

The edges of that wood panelling are warping. Lovely dry stone wall in the background though.

What wall!?

[sir roger]

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Did she name the collection after at least one of her famous exes?

[Pete]

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

30% off? There’s hardly anything to

remove! 

[DalyanPete]

19 hours ago, sir roger said:

Looking like natural breasts, still got it Lizzie.

[General Dryness]

15 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Looking like natural breasts, still got it Lizzie.

I bet her fanny looks its age.

[sir roger]

11 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I bet her fanny looks its age.

To be fair , by celebrities in their mid-fifties norms she appears to have had a very light dance card partner-wise.

[General Dryness]

32 minutes ago, sir roger said:

To be fair , by celebrities in their mid-fifties norms she appears to have had a very light dance card partner-wise.

I'm not sure what difference that would make mate. People's bits do tend to age regardless of how much action they get.

 

By your philosophy, Susan Boyle would have a pristine mouses ear of a gash. And I'm simply not accepting that.

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

I'm not sure what difference that would make mate. People's bits do tend to age regardless of how much action they get.

 

By your philosophy, Susan Boyle would have a pristine mouses ear of a gash. And I'm simply not accepting that.

I'm trying really hard to get the thought of Susan Boyle's gash out of my head, but I can't you bastard.

[Trumo]

17 hours ago, Pete said:

30% off? There’s hardly anything to

remove! 

 

Somewhere there's a cheetah missing 30%.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I bet her fanny looks its age.

Arsed, no pun intended.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Susan Boyle would have a pristine mouses ear of a gash.

Love the thought that's gone into the post.

[Section_31]

The only thing travelling at 70mph would be her eyeballs once they were forced out by my jizz.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

By your philosophy, Susan Boyle would have a pristine mouses ear of a gash. And I'm simply not accepting that.

Next time you mention Boyle's gash you're deffo on ignore. 

[sir roger]

I've always imagined Hurley's undercarriage as a beautiful work of art and smelling vaguely like a Jo Malone candle shop.

[Red74]

There was a few tales a couple of years back that she was available for hire for £50k a night to the rich & infamous.

 

Apparently there’s quite a few of the Hollywood starlets who can’t get a gig anymore doing this now.

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

I've always imagined Hurley's undercarriage as a beautiful work of art and smelling vaguely like a Jo Malone candle shop.

Look, I'm not saying that Hurleys clam resembles a dropped pie. It'll just have that mature look about it.

 

Boyle, on the other hand, we're talking a burst sofa with an overfilled ham sandwich stuffed into it.

[Elite]

I reckon if you shouted a word into Susan Boyles fanny, you'd hear the echo for days.

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

I reckon if you shouted a word into Susan Boyles fanny, you'd hear the echo for days.

 

Probably smell it too.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

I'm trying really hard to get the thought of Susan Boyle's gash out of my head, but I can't you bastard.

I'd rather never find out.

[Pete]

How the fuck did this thread go from praising the  lovely Liz Hurley to discussing the depth and stench of Susan Boyle’a cunt?? 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

How the fuck did this thread go from praising the  lovely Liz Hurley to discussing the depth and stench of Susan Boyle’a cunt?? 

Blame @General Dryness

[Chip Butty]

6 minutes ago, Pete said:

How the fuck did this thread go from praising the  lovely Liz Hurley to discussing the depth and stench of Susan Boyle’a cunt?? 

There are some warped hombres about. 
 

Its gone from sweet smelling lily of the Valley and ylang-ylang, to Rimrose Valley and ye ma - ye ma. Tragic. 

[DalyanPete]

9 hours ago, sir roger said:

I've always imagined Hurley's undercarriage as a beautiful work of art and smelling vaguely like a Jo Malone candle shop.

Nailed it

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Pete said:

How the fuck did this thread go from praising the  lovely Liz Hurley to discussing the depth and stench of Susan Boyle’a cunt?? 

The biggest mystery is how it took 10 pages