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Saturday, 10th March - Man Utd vs Liverpool. Battle for second place gets serious.

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Saw that. A die hard Manc loving pop star and Leon Osman to provide a "counterbalance"

 

The pair of them were chatting absolute wham. And people still think the BBC is Liverpool biased.

I think that's a bit rich, calling some no-mark out of the Courfuckingteeners a "star". He's a pop star in the same way Osman is a football legend.
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You don't need to be clairvoyant to know how this one will go. Jose will set up with a flat back 10 and pad his team out with as many snidey grocks as possible.   The first five minutes of the game

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Fuck off, you tiresome bellend.

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Hate this.   Hate the match itself, hate them, hate their jumped-up chequebook Pulis manager, hate their nasal, arrogant fans, hate every single cunt who pulls on their jersey, hate their soulless p

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You don't need to be clairvoyant to know how this one will go. Jose will set up with a flat back 10 and pad his team out with as many snidey grocks as possible.

 

The first five minutes of the game will see one of his 'forward' players scythe down Mo Salah with a 'clumsy' tackle a la Eto'o on Henderson a few years ago. From there, the fouls will be rotated with a level of even-handedness that Karl Marx could only dream about.  

 

Every time they get a throw-in it will appear as though their full-backs are experiencing teething issues on their first day trialing a new set of arms. 

 

A number of their forwards will bear the hallmarks of a worrying inner ear infection given their extraordinary lack of balance and susceptibility to gravity any time they get near our box. 

 

De Gea will be riddled with indecision about his preferred side of the 6-yard box from which to launch goal kicks into orbit. Lukaku will accidentally land awkwardly on Virgil's ankle after 'contesting' (and losing) one of David's ballooned clearances. 

 

Pogba will be lauded repeatedly by the commentary team despite being as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

 

'Sign On' will be sung with gusto by the denizens of leafy Longsight and Gorton (and Surrey granted). 'Always The Victim' will also be reprised again and again on the basis that it ABSOLUTELY does not refer to Hillsborough and could never be interpreted as such be any rational member of society. 

 

Claims will circulate on social media of phantom graffiti and vandalism in toilets, the entire away end will surreptitously make airplane gestures (which, miraculously, will not be captured by any of the 80,000+ camera phones within the ground), and our supporters will debut the stage version of 'Two Girls, One Cup' to the alleged horror of the spawn of some Manc Orc. 

 

In short, I would be extremely pleased with a win.

I wish I could have written this

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I think we should play dead for 30 mins, barely leave our half. That should incite their crowd to get on their backs to push forward more.

 

Hopefully no silly yellow cards early doors, just calmness and percentage tackling,

 

I’d play Wijnaldum ahead of Can for that reason, the latter is prone to rash choices when the heat is on.

 

Would be very happy with a point here considering the points difference and what 3 points to them would mean.

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Pogba and martial out for them. Like martial a lot as a player but he is wasted by knobhead. Pogba is a waste of space and the media love in is fucking ridiculous. However,i pictured him belting in a screamer and martin tyler roaring about redemption for last season. For that alone,good riddance.

 

Think we will dominate play but think they might nullify us. I would be reasonably happy with a draw and a clean sheet as we can overtake them down the line.

 

Stay safe anyone with a ticket in the away end

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I think we should play dead for 30 mins, barely leave our half. That should incite their crowd to get on their backs to push forward more.

 

Hopefully no silly yellow cards early doors, just calmness and percentage tackling,

 

I’d play Wijnaldum ahead of Can for that reason, the latter is prone to rash choices when the heat is on.

 

Would be very happy with a point here considering the points difference and what 3 points to them would mean.

 

 

Can always plays well against that lot and would be my first choice in midfield.

 

Not starting with the Teutonic poseur is like playing Sugsy on drums and telling him not to sing. Madness.

 

Wijnaldum is injured I believe.

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