Rio 2016 Summer Olympics

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That Spaniard does have a good arse. Good shout.

Did you see her bump into the camera?  Clumsy mare.  How is she capable of jumping a million feet in the air and not knocking anything over?

[Redder Lurtz]

Just time for the BBC to have a group wank because it's Usain Bolt's birthday. 

 

In other news I've only just realised the fitness of Emily Diamond and her fantastic arse, which sadly I can't find a picture of.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just time for the BBC to have a group wank because it's Usain Bolt's birthday. 

 

In other news I've only just realised the fitness of Emily Diamond and her fantastic arse, which sadly I can't find a picture of.

 

 

 

Closest I can get. 

 

 

 

She's the one on the left here. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'll watch the marathon on mute I think, fuck listening to Cram and Foster waffling on for two hours. 

[Champ]

I'll watch the marathon on mute I think, fuck listening to Cram and Foster waffling on for two hours.

Steve Cram not taking kindly to Paula Radcliffe making sharp observations

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Steve Cram not taking kindly to Paula Radcliffe making sharp observations

 

Thankfully I have it on mute, cram seems to get worse with age as far as commentating goes. He particularly fucks me off when commentating on one of his prodigies despite them putting in a wank performance. 

[moof]

Is Paula amnesty material?

[Champ]

Is Paula amnesty material?

She seems to have been getting styling advice

[moof]

She seems to have been getting styling advice

When she was at her public shitting peak I wouldn't have given her a second look, but she's defo made an effort for the athletics coverage - and it's been noted.

[RoboRiise]

Considering the home nation of the previous Olympics usually suffers a slump in the following one, I think Team GB have done an amazing job in these games to actually increase the overall medal haul.  The fact that we've done it without significantly dropping the number of golds (27 compared to 29 in London) and have also managed to be sitting second in the medals table, above everybody except the USA just addsto the magnitude of the achivement.  Even factoring in the banned Russians wouldn't change it - we're 10 golds ahead of their 17 and they only won 24 golds in London.

 

Not that medals should be the only measure of the endeavours of our team - we've also had a hell of a lot of fourths, proving that even in those events where we're not quite able to reach the medal spots we do have world-class talent, in many cases talent which will still be competing and will have improved by the time the Tokyo games begin.

 

Been a brilliant two weeks.

[Champ]

Rhythmic gymnastics would be more at home on Rio's Got Talent

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Rhythmic gymnastics would be more at home on Rio's Got Talent

 

It's literally wank. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Considering the home nation of the previous Olympics usually suffers a slump in the following one, I think Team GB have done an amazing job in these games to actually increase the overall medal haul.  The fact that we've done it without significantly dropping the number of golds (27 compared to 29 in London) and have also managed to be sitting second in the medals table, above everybody except the USA just addsto the magnitude of the achivement.  Even factoring in the banned Russians wouldn't change it - we're 10 golds ahead of their 17 and they only won 24 golds in London.

 

Not that medals should be the only measure of the endeavours of our team - we've also had a hell of a lot of fourths, proving that even in those events where we're not quite able to reach the medal spots we do have world-class talent, in many cases talent which will still be competing and will have improved by the time the Tokyo games begin.

 

Been a brilliant two weeks.

 

I concur, well said mate. 

[magicrat]

Considering the home nation of the previous Olympics usually suffers a slump in the following one, I think Team GB have done an amazing job in these games to actually increase the overall medal haul.  The fact that we've done it without significantly dropping the number of golds (27 compared to 29 in London) and have also managed to be sitting second in the medals table, above everybody except the USA just addsto the magnitude of the achivement.  Even factoring in the banned Russians wouldn't change it - we're 10 golds ahead of their 17 and they only won 24 golds in London.

 

Not that medals should be the only measure of the endeavours of our team - we've also had a hell of a lot of fourths, proving that even in those events where we're not quite able to reach the medal spots we do have world-class talent, in many cases talent which will still be competing and will have improved by the time the Tokyo games begin.

 

Been a brilliant two weeks.

 

Absolutely agree

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm enjoying the Mountain Biking, I'd love a go on a course like this, although my ageing body would not thank me. 

[Trumo]

Great Britain won't beat 2012's gold medal haul but they could yet finish within one of that total. They've already beaten the overall total from 2012 and are guaranteed to finish 2nd in the overall standings, but the most impressive statistic is that they had 541 competitors in 2012 whereas this time around, they have 366.

 

The important thing to note is that several of their gold medallists are unlikely to be around for Tokyo 2020, so will the up-and-coming competitors be good enough to challenge for medals?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wish they would leave a few decent events for the last day of the Olympics, apart from Joe Joyce boxing later the last day is really short of decent events. 

[sir roger]

I think GB have been brill and I have really enjoyed every single day.

 

A couple of GB sports need to raise their game for Tokyo, mainly athletics and boxing. 

[sir roger]

I wish they would leave a few decent events for the last day of the Olympics, apart from Joe Joyce boxing later the last day is really short of decent events. 

 

Does seem to fizzle out doesn't it ?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Does seem to fizzle out doesn't it ?

 

Yep, we do have Joyce's bout to look forward to though. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Richie Woodhall spoils my enjoyment of the boxing, the massive fucking cunt bucket. 

[Jairzinho]

Cunt judges.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Reckon JJ has to knock him out here if those Judges think the frog won that first round. 

[Remmie]

How did 2 judges give that first round to Yoka

[Strontium]

Boxing needs to be binned off the Olympics until it gets it shit together.