Mario Balotelli

[Trumo]

If we can get a Chinese club to buy our No45, they can have a free bag of prawn crackers to go with it.

[El Dangerous]

Maybe we could squeeze Mingolet into a little red envelope or some shit. Or sell him in a cage like Gizmo.

It'd have to be an envelope because if we packaged him up they'd never get him out of the box.

[kalasoma]

Have we sold him yet?

[magicrat]

Have we sold him yet?

Sold , are you fucking joking ?

That implies another party giving us money . We cant even loan the cunt .

He wouldn't last 5 minutes in China before his madcap behaviour offended them 

[Section_31]

Sold , are you fucking joking ?

That implies another party giving us money . We cant even loan the cunt .

He wouldn't last 5 minutes in China before his madcap behaviour offended them

Hopefully they go all tiananmen on his ass.

[magicrat]

Hopefully they go all tiananmen on his ass.

He's definitely Ming(ing) dynasty 

[Trumo]

Have we sold him yet?

 

If it really is between Chinese and Turkish clubs, the Chinese will buy him but the Turks will look for a loan deal.

[Crazy Dave]

Makes sense that the useless tosser goes there. He's a big name, despite us all knowing he's not that great, and the Chinese want to high profile names for their league. 

 

Bet he can't believe his luck that he'll soon be earning more than anybody except Messi and Suarez. 

 

Oh, and our transfer committee cunts can thank their fucking lucky stars if they get anything back like the 16m they spunked up the wall for him. 

[G Richards]

The Chinese league is going to be a bit of a double edged sword for us. It will offer another option to offload unwanted players, and especially players like Balotelli, who (strangely in his case) have a bit of a global profile - for example, Balotelli appears on Puma adverts alongside Usain Bolt over here in America.

 

So that's the upside. Sell players we don't want.

 

But we will also see a downside. We've already bumped up against it with the Teixeira deal, but I think the downside is going to start hitting Prem clubs more and more. We will see lots of players wanting more money, using the Chinese league as some sort of benchmark or leverage. 

[magicrat]

If it really is between Chinese and Turkish clubs, the Chinese will buy him but the Turks will look for a loan deal.

Chop him in half , everyones happy 

[El Dangerous]

Chop him in half , everyones happy

Pretty sure that'll be one of the punishments he faces after a week in China.

[scudger99]

If he wants to go to China I'd happily swap the cunt for a good chicken chow mein.  And I'd still figure that I got the better part of the bargain.

[magicrat]

Pretty sure that'll be one of the punishments he faces after a week in China.

Hope so

[Sugar Ape]

Balotelli disallowed goal against Juventus. He handballs it in. Received a yellow card.

 

[Shankly]

China buys Balotelli

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Balotelli disallowed goal against Juventus. He handballs it in. Received a yellow card.

 

If he keeps his hand down, that's probably an own goal.

 

He's not quick of thought.

[scudger99]

How the fuck did this imbecile ever end up playing for us ?  Seriously.  It was like driving a double decker bus flat out through a huge oil patch and handbrake turning the fucker.  The end result was so obvious.

What did anyone really expect from the dopey cunt ?

He's that ineffective there's not even rumours of West Ham preparing a bid for him.  We could end up paying through the nose and cancelling his contract just to get rid of him.

I can't see Klopp entertaining his antics or his lacklustre shite performances.

[Ginny]

He's lazy, shit and a nutcase. People say his pissed his career up the wall with his attitude but I disagree. I reckon he's a mediocre player. He has zero attributes that I would want as a manager.

[Section_31]

He's lazy, shit and a nutcase. People say his pissed his career up the wall with his attitude but I disagree. I reckon he's a mediocre player. He has zero attributes that I would want as a manager.

Correct. He's shite, the Pete Doherty of football, walks around with a dildo on his head swigging turps and idiots assume he must be a tortured genius rather than just a prized bellend.

[jimmycase]

Had a good game last night, only a superb save by buffon stopped his free kick going in.

 

That said, an attrocious piece of business by the club to buy him a couple of seasons back.

[cloggypop]

I've heard we are getting him on a free this summer.

[Anubis]

Showing more determination there to get the ball in the back of the net than he ever showed here.

[magicrat]

I would love Balotelli if he was on someone else's books

He is an embarrassment to everyone connected with Liverpool Football Club . We have signed some useless turds over the years but this cuckoo takes some beating

[Boss]

Aren't we paying him 100 grand a week? what a shameful display.

[Jairzinho]

Probably the worst signing the club has ever made. As shit, and completely unsuited, as Carroll and Benteke were/are at least neither are full blown spastics.

 

We spent £16m on, and gave massive wages and a long contract to, somebody who we knew could count to potato.