little things that annoy the shit out of you

[easytoslip]

So i was in the shop before and it was super packed. 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

More bugs me than annoys the shit out of me but the way today’s generation say “AS well” with the enunciation on the AS. 

Good shout. 

 

 

Also "Thank Yyeeeuuuw" 

 

[nimrod]

Kids bouncing Basket balls down the street, cap on sideways and over size gaudy singlets with massive arm holes.

 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, nimrod said:

Kids bouncing Basket balls down the street, cap on sideways and over size gaudy singlets with massive arm holes.

 

Where the blinking hell do you live?

[nimrod]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

Where the blinking hell do you live?

Sunny Queensland, American cultural Imperialism much to the fore.

 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Where the blinking hell do you live?

He's straight outta Compton.

 

1 minute ago, nimrod said:

Sunny Queensland, American cultural Imperialism much to the fore.

 

Shoot them to make it more realistic.

 

[Captain Howdy]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Good shout. 

 

 

Also "Thank Yyeeeuuuw" 

 

God yeah, where he hell did that one come from

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

God yeah, where he hell did that one come from

Dreadful. 

[Captain Howdy]

I think the ridiculous thank you is even worse on the Wirral

[Rico1304]

People trying to help and just getting in the fucking way. Eg. I was out in the garden today wearing headphones.  Took them off when clearing up.  Then couldn’t find them. Wife had helpfully taken them inside leading to me spending 15 mins outside. 
 

 

[Rico1304]

She also does it if I’m carrying stuff. Offers to help and then takes the one things that’s either holding everything up or is the hardest to let go.  Stop fucking ‘helping’. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

She also does it if I’m carrying stuff. Offers to help and then takes the one things that’s either holding everything up or is the hardest to let go.  Stop fucking ‘helping’. 

I help my wife by never helping with anything. Obviously she fails to appreciate this as she is too busy doing the stuff I don’t help with. 

[A Red]

When I'm making a coffee and I ask the mrs whether she wants one. "I'm just putting something away" or "I'll be in the kitchen in a minute"

 

Do you fucking want one or not!!

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

People trying to help and just getting in the fucking way. Eg. I was out in the garden today wearing headphones.  Took them off when clearing up.  Then couldn’t find them. Wife had helpfully taken them inside leading to me spending 15 mins outside. 
 

 

Was anyone else expecting some random fella to have been stood in the garden in his way here? 

8 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

She also does it if I’m carrying stuff. Offers to help and then takes the one things that’s either holding everything up or is the hardest to let go.  Stop fucking ‘helping’. 

I swear when ever she says she's having a 'clean' the house ends up worse than before she started. 

[lifetime fan]

7 minutes ago, A Red said:

When I'm making a coffee and I ask the mrs whether she wants one. "I'm just putting something away" or "I'll be in the kitchen in a minute"

 

Do you fucking want one or not!!

Answering a question with something completely unrelated is a speciality of hers. 
 

Me: I’m going to the butchers this afternoon, what you fancy for Sunday? 
Her: Aiden has a school trip next Wednesday and needs packed lunch. 
Me: The fuck? 

[Arniepie]

On 28/01/2022 at 10:10, Kevin D said:

They've changed the layout on Oddschecker and it looks awful now.

A girl in work just got me onto that

Is it worth it?

[A Red]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

Answering a question with something completely unrelated is a speciality of hers. 
 

Me: I’m going to the butchers this afternoon, what you fancy for Sunday? 
Her: Aiden has a school trip next Wednesday and needs packed lunch. 
Me: The fuck? 

Next time get Aiden a pigs head for his packed lunch

[Arniepie]

23 hours ago, easytoslip said:

Trying to change the duvet cover is an ordeal in itself, ive got to hand it to those girls who work in hotels, fuck that each and every day, hard graft. 

I didnt work out how to do it till I was about 40

[chrisbonnie]

all these new words and phrases that we already had words for, 

 

particularly woke and cancel culture. 

 

werent both these stupid terms just called knobheads until 2-3 years ago? 

[easytoslip]

3 hours ago, Arniepie said:

I didnt work out how to do it till I was about 40

I still get stressed out with the ordeal, even pillow cases piss me off. 

[chrisbonnie]

43 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

I still get stressed out with the ordeal, even pillow cases piss me off. 

Isn't that why we get with women? 

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, chrisbonnie said:

Isn't that why we get with women? 

Get with women? I don't mind ironing it can be quite therapeutic. 

[Remmie]

21 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Get with women? I don't mind ironing it can be quite therapeutic. 

I'm the opposite of you, I hate ironing with a passion but find putting duvet covers on very easy and intuitively came up with the indie out method without being told, fucking mensa material mate

[sir roger]

I moaned to my mum about the way she had ironed one of my school shirts and she threw the shirt at me and told me to do it myself , and I have been doing my own ironing for the past 45 years. My dad went to his grave not even sure which bit of an iron you actually held it by.

 

[easytoslip]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I'm the opposite of you, I hate ironing with a passion but find putting duvet covers on very easy and intuitively came up with the indie out method without being told, fucking mensa material mate

Christ do you go out with an unironed frock? Good for you.