Michael Owen anyone?

[fowler9]

I'd rather have diouf back than owen the smug little horse cunt.

 

the only players I'd rather have Owen than are Diouf, Evra and Itandje

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd rather give a young player a chance than that smug little shit.

[kalasoma]

Has he signed for Stoke yet?

[Captain]

Michael Owen can go fuck himself.

[BCM]

Has he signed for stoke, i want a decent nights kip tonight.

[WaltonRed]

He wont go to Stoke whilst he thinks there is a chance he can come back here

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

No strikers coming in according to The Times.

 

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

He wont go to Stoke whilst he thinks there is a chance he can come back here

Your the winner.

 

Even without him saying it,from his twatter alone it is clear he is waiting for us.

 

michael owen‏<S>@</S>themichaelowen

Nothing to confirm just yet, will be an interesting few days now that the transfer window is closed. 31 st AUG

 

 

michael owenVerified‏<S>@</S>themichaelowen<SMALL class=time>1 Sep</SMALL>

Lots of you asking about my next club. Genuinely don't know yet. Spoken to a few clubs. I'd expect something to happen early next week. 1st Sept

 

michael owen‏<S>@</S>themichaelowen

Reading my timeline. 99% of people asking where I will be playing next. I know who is interested but nothing will be done until next week. 1st Sept

 

michael owen‏<S>@</S>themichaelowen

Obviously can't tell you who I'm in talks with yet. I have an idea where I will go but you never know who else could enter the fray! 1st Sept

 

The last one is the telling one for me.

[Megadrive Man]

No strikers coming in according to The Times.

 

 

But if we're not bringing anyone in then that must mean we're getting rid of someone?

 

Suarez to one of the Russian clubs?

[The Golden Eel]

If he comes here I'll eat my own face live on Skype.

[Anubis]

If he comes here I'll eat my own face live on Skype.

 

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[The Golden Eel]

Oh yes, inspired by that classic quote.

 

However, to be pedantic, eating one's face is different to eating one's head. The latter's possible and I will prove this should Michael Owen join us.

[MLB]

If he comes here I'll eat my own face live on Skype.

 

 

I'll get salt and pepper ready.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Only if I could negotiate his wages. I'm not sure I could stretch to the steam off my piss, but I might just give him the skin off my skitter.

[Anubis]

Oh yes, inspired by that classic quote.

 

However, to be pedantic, eating one's face is different to eating one's head. The latter's possible and I will prove this should Michael Owen join us.

 

Eating your own head is technically possible if you're a siamese twin. It's attached to your body.

[The Golden Eel]

Eating your own head is technically possible if you're a siamese twin. It's attached to your body.

 

But is it really your own head? Hard to say for sure.

[Mathewbet1]

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Looks like the poisoned midget has found a club,but he wont say till weds.

 

Joseph Barton‏<S>@</S>Joey7Barton

<S>@</S>themichaelowen where u off mate?

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<SMALL class=time>20m</SMALL>michael owen‏<S>@</S>themichaelowen

<S>@</S>Joey7Barton I will tell you on Wednesday!

[Mathewbet1]

Horsemilking twat, hope his gf falls off a horse.

[WaltonRed]

Stoke it is then

[Joe Le Taxi]

[Unrighteous]

[Guest LFD]

If he was still good enough, I would swallow my pride and say yes, despite how much Ican't stand him!

 

But I don't think he is and I don't think he'd be worth it even on a pay as you play deal.

 

I also can't see him suiting the football we want to play.

 

Drogba? Now that is a totally different question and the answer would be yes!

[redheart]

Having Owen back would be like an old girlfriend asking you out. She was gorgeous, You had great times and she was a ninja in the sack. You ached when she left.

 

But in the time in between she has screwed a few of your friends and one guy that you really hated because he is a fucking douche. And she waved at you and blew kisses at you and smirked when you saw him out with the douche.

 

Now the douche has dumped her and she wants to come back to you. Bt she is eight years older, and has the clap and a fanny like a bucket.

 

You wouldn't touch her with a bargepole the worthless slag.

 

And that is exactly how Michael Owen makes me feel

[lifetime fan]

Rodgers has ruled it out according to Barrett.