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Michael Owen anyone?


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The terms and conditions for Owen coming back would have to be,

 

1. Publicly apologising for playing for the scum, and saying that he hates them for the way they treated him, and singling out Alex Ferguson calling him a deluded old cunt, live on air.

 

2.Paying us the extra £12 million we could have made if he'd not fucked about running his contract down.

 

3. Selling up his racehorses, so that he can be solely focused on football for the remainder of his career.

 

IF he can do all 3 of these, then I think we should offer him a short deal.

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Why can't we sign him on a pay-as-you-play deal then make him train with the kids.

 

Or better yet, my Football Manager trick to getting expensive free agents to smaller clubs - basic salary of around £1,000 per week with a £90,000 goal bonus.

 

Banishing him from taking penalties, obviously.

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"Didi Hamann ‏@DietmarHamann

Yes I would take Owen back there is nothing to lose the place needs a lift more than anything he could inspire the people around him"

 

Fucking what Didi?

 

Who would have thought? People with inside knowledge about what actually goes on in football and actual knowledge of the people involved have a different opinion to the majority of fans. Shocking.

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