Have a rant thread

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I've just watched Beverly Hills Cop and when it finished i exited back to the TV and kirsties handmade christmas was on. I must have left in on channel 4 and some fuck knuckle at that station thinks it's ok to beam that lipstick tory cunt into everyones living room at christmas time to completely ruin not just christmas but their whole fucking year. I hope one of the people she has on it goes samurai on the 2 houses bragging cunt with a knitting needle and a war axe. 

Is right, can't stand her. Silly bint, chatting absolute shite thinking it somehow sounds sexy and seductive.

 

Nah.

[Stouffer]

On 07/08/2015 at 09:32, Stouffer said:

I call them Food Inspectors. There's a bloke in my place who is a gym fanatic and makes a big deal about eating porridge and scrambled eggs as it's healthy. He absolutely has to comment on what everyone else is easting; "Ooh, is that a pasty........That soup smells nice.........are you having homemade pasta for lunch?"

 

Stop commenting on my lunch you weird fucking obsessive cunt.

 

Edited to add that this particular Food Inspector harry-hard-arms rolls the sleeves up on his polo shirt and slurps his protein shakes twice a day; and I fucking hate people who slurp.

 

Still this. 

 

"What are you having?"

 

Fuck off.

[Rico1304]

Stephen Bear has been found guilty today of sharing footage of him and an ex having sex.  He’s everything that’s wrong with society, a talentless cunt with absolutely no redeeming features. He’s spent the last few months selling videos of him shoving things up his arse - hopefully good preparation for prison. 
 

How the poor girl has coped is beyond me.  Brave kid.  

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Stephen Bear has been found guilty today of sharing footage of him and an ex having sex.  He’s everything that’s wrong with society, a talentless cunt with absolutely no redeeming features. He’s spent the last few months selling videos of him shoving things up his arse - hopefully good preparation for prison. 
 

How the poor girl has coped is beyond me.  Brave kid.  

 

Vile him. 

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Stephen Bear has been found guilty today of sharing footage of him and an ex having sex.

 

This was better news than the fusion breakthrough, for me.

 

An absolute waste of carbon who inexplicably always has beautiful women hanging off him.

[Elite]

Seriously never heard of the cunt. Good looking lad that is a complete fucking deviant, silly cunt.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Seriously never heard of the cunt. Good looking lad that is a complete fucking deviant, silly cunt.

Me neither. Bit mad that these old blokes are clued up on it and we’re not. 

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Me neither. Bit mad that these old blokes are clued up on it and we’re not. 

Probably subscribe to his Onlyfans. Perverts.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

Probably subscribe to his Onlyfans. Perverts.

 

Worth it. Puts Mook to shame. 

[manwiththestick]

43 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Stephen Bear has been found guilty today of sharing footage of him and an ex having sex.  He’s everything that’s wrong with society, a talentless cunt with absolutely no redeeming features. He’s spent the last few months selling videos of him shoving things up his arse - hopefully good preparation for prison. 
 

How the poor girl has coped is beyond me.  Brave kid.  

Links?

[Rico1304]

31 minutes ago, Elite said:

Probably subscribe to his Onlyfans. Perverts.

It was cancelled whilst he was under investigation and on trial. Got me money back though.  

[stringvest]

4 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Stephen Bear has been found guilty today of sharing footage of him and an ex having sex.  He’s everything that’s wrong with society, a talentless cunt with absolutely no redeeming features. He’s spent the last few months selling videos of him shoving things up his arse - hopefully good preparation for prison. 
 

How the poor girl has coped is beyond me.  Brave kid.  

i fucking hate the cunt.  Him and his fucking cunt mates all deserve to die in the most painful way possible.  Everything about him makes me want to kill.  The stupid grin, those ridiculous yellow check trousers… oh hang on

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, stringvest said:

i fucking hate the cunt.  Him and his fucking cunt mates all deserve to die in the most painful way possible.  Everything about him makes me want to kill.  The stupid grin, those ridiculous yellow check trousers… oh hang on

 

Let's hope he shoved them up his arse as well before his bird lashes them on Bay and you buy them eh 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm glad I have no idea who this cunt is. Is 'Bear' his real name? 

[Section_31]

Clickbait really has jumped the shark.

 

 

[littletedwest]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Clickbait really has jumped the shark.

 

 

One for the getting older thread

[Section_31]

Just now, littletedwest said:

One for the getting older thread

My spam mainly consists of free Dysons.

[littletedwest]

But yeah if your Mrs walks past its one thing to be filling in a clickbait quiz it's another to say you're browsing mature singles in the local area

[Section_31]

Runcorn singles looking for love.

 

 

[littletedwest]

This fucking country. Old fella slipped outside the shopping centre the other day. It was minus 2 but they were told not to move him but an ambulance would be four hours. People can't afford to eat. People are sat freezing in their homes unable to afford to turn the heating on. Industrial action everywhere as People don't want to take a real terms pay cut.

 

And the main headline on the news last night and front of today's papers? Asylum seekers. 

 

In a way I don't blame the Tories its like the scorpion and the frog. I blame thick cunts who can be distracted by asylum seekers and brexit rather than the real issue

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

This fucking country. Old fella slipped outside the shopping centre the other day. It was minus 2 but they were told not to move him but an ambulance would be four hours. People can't afford to eat. People are sat freezing in their homes unable to afford to turn the heating on. Industrial action everywhere as People don't want to take a real terms pay cut.

 

And the main headline on the news last night and front of today's papers? Asylum seekers. 

 

In a way I don't blame the Tories its like the scorpion and the frog. I blame thick cunts who can be distracted by asylum seekers and brexit rather than the real issue

 

I've said in the past that you should have to carry a sympathy ID card to prove you didn't vote Tory. If you vote Tory and then suffer at their hands, I've got zero sympathy for you. They don't hide what they are or what they do.

[Elite]

29 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Clickbait really has jumped the shark.

 

 

Leave our matures alone.

 

They may be missing teeth, have vaginas that look like the opening of a Walruses mouth but they are ours goddammit.

[Section_31]

Just now, Elite said:

Leave our matures alone.

 

They may be missing teeth, have vaginas that look like the opening of a Walruses mouth but they are ours goddammit.

 

Do they look like Asia Careera though?

[Dr Nowt]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'm glad I have no idea who this cunt is. 

 

[Elite]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

Do they look like Asia Careera though?

Yeah. 

 

After 10 pints.