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Remmie

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Just use a standard email. tweak it now and then if someone really catches yer fancy. Get on and spam all the new users with ya email. A few are bound to reply. Easy peasy. If I was too busy, I`d just check out profiles of the ones that replied. Oh and if ya still dont get any dates, you could always add to yer wank bank

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Haha this thread is going to be immense I can feel it.

If Noos isnt going to do the fake account thing for a laugh I'll certainly consider it, dont worry I wont be cruel to their online faces.

 

You could pretend to be Gaddaffi, one of Saddaams sons, a death row inmate hoping to get a reprieve and maybe all three if you find a bitch stupid enough to believe it, the possibilities are endlessly hilarious. Not tonight tho am a bit busy.

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Blokes are two a penny on dating sites, ultimately you're all after one thing (i know i'm generalising but go with me) and being after just the one thing makes it a womens market. If i was willing to open my legs for anyone i'd of had no end of men in contact, the same goes for most women on sites. I think we become more fussy on there then we are when we go out for a night on the town so to speak.

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Blokes are two a penny on dating sites, ultimately you're all after one thing (i know i'm generalising but go with me) and being after just the one thing makes it a womens market. If i was willing to open my legs for anyone i'd of had no end of men in contact, the same goes for most women on sites. I think we become more fussy on there then we are when we go out for a night on the town so to speak.

 

IF you were willing to open your legs for anyone?!?!

 

Melons, you've been misleading me...

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I'm shit at dating. I miss all but the most obvious come-ons and hints, and I'm quite happy to keep them on the friends ladder rather than the rumpty-pumpy ladder.

 

Just had a look at Plenty of Fish for my area. Fuck me, I know half of them from around town. One of them in particular was in my workshop yesterday. I didn't realise that this online dating malarkey was so popular.

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I'm shit at dating. I miss all but the most obvious come-ons and hints, and I'm quite happy to keep them on the friends ladder rather than the rumpty-pumpy ladder.

 

Just had a look at Plenty of Fish for my area. Fuck me, I know half of them from around town. One of them in particular was in my workshop yesterday. I didn't realise that this online dating malarkey was so popular.

 

Are you serious, with his boyish good looks and winning smile, he's sex personified.

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'Bubbly'-fat.

'Happy go lucky'-fat.

'GSOH'- fat.

'Vivacious'-fat

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'Game for a laugh'-Mentally unhinged.

 

'Various interests'-Boring old sow who once read part of Harry Potter, but found it to complicated so put it down

 

'Cat person'-You'd go hungry on a picnic through lack of sandwiches .

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