Shit films you've switched off after half an hour.

[Mendoza]

no, just thought it was rubbish and nearly as boring as Syriana and the Informant

 

i would of walked out on The Wolfman but i was with other people, even worse than Moon

 

Sat through it all, deathly dull. Quite liked The Informant.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Usually, when I start watching a film, despite the shiteness I will finish watching.

 

But a few films I wish I had of bailed from :

 

Taken starring Liam Neesam. Totally and utterly wretched film. In the first 10 minutes I found myself developing such an intense dislike for the two soon to be kidnapped birds that I came out and said to my Ma that I didn't care in which order that they kidnapped, raped or killed those bitches, as long as they did...and made them suffer while at it.

 

The Village. M. Night Shyster, Little House on the Prarie light. I stood up in the pictures as the credits were rolling and said that it was the worst film I have ever seen in my life. Utter, utter shite. So bad, that it's insulting.

 

The Happening. See above. Only worse.

[Paisley Red]

Lost In Translation

 

Lost In Translation is a beautiful film mate - wait until you're in the mood for something thoughtful, funny but sad and romantic and try it again. Best performance of Bill Murray's career.

[Lurtz]

I actually quite enjoyed The Happening. Totally fucking implausable and quite ridiculous but nevertheless, the first 80% of the film kept my attention.

[WaltonRed]

a history of violence

[Carvalho Diablo]

I actually quite enjoyed The Happening. Totally fucking implausable and quite ridiculous but nevertheless, the first 80% of the film kept my attention.

 

What !?

 

Please tell me that you felt like you'd been cheated by that Shyamalan twat ?

 

Hollow as fuck films.

[Lurtz]

What !?

 

Please tell me that you felt like you'd been cheated by that Shyamalan twat ?

 

Hollow as fuck films.

 

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Well a little. Note I never said I thought it was an excellent film, I did think the original premis was good - people just topping themselves for no reason. Then when it turns out it's the grass and the trees. Well that's a bit fucking silly really but still enjoyed it overall.

[Red Banjo]

 

Taken starring Liam Neesam. Totally and utterly wretched film.

 

Shocking post. Taken is ace.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Shocking post. Taken is ace.

 

Unbelieveable.

 

{Old Carvalho shakes head in despare}

[dirty_sanchez]

a history of violence

 

Oh come on! There are some great films being spurned here. How far did you get into it?

[Hand Shandy]

I'm with dirty sanchez here - some excellent films being turned off early.

[Lurtz]

Shocking post. Taken is ace.

 

Possibly the worst, gayest, most cringeworthy ending of any film ever made though.

[Bernard Diomede]

Shocking post. Taken is ace.

 

In fairness the first 20 minutes or so of taken are diabolical. Some badly cringeworthy acting from his daughter at the start. As soon as its just neeson knocking fuck out of everyone it becomes boss.

[VladimirIlyich]

I take it you're on about the sequel? The first one is quality but the second is a bit laughable alright.

 

The one with Willem Dafoe playing a gay copper and 2 american actors playing irish lads who killed a russian gangster with a toilet from 200 feet up and jumped on the other one from the same height?

 

Whatever that one is was total shite.

[Gary Mac Legend]

Babel

The Mummy 3

Kick-Ass (my fault for agreeing to watch that, and sitting through 45 minutes of it before walking out)

Smokin' Aces is shit

Goal

Crank 2

 

 

These I can remember off the top of my head.

[VladimirIlyich]

a history of violence

 

With Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris?

 

That was a quality film.

[Faustus]

I wish I'd switched The Happening off after half an hour. Jesus, that's an awful film.

[Mendoza]

Mmm, some films i really, really like are being mentioned now. Kick Ass is a wonderful film, as is A History Of Violence. I also have a lot of time for Bram Stoker's Dracula. Taken and Crank 2 are daft but very enjoyable.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I generally stick em out but I walked out of Shrooms after about 45 minutes

[James Dean]

Sherlock Holmes.

Da Vinci Code.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Lost In Translation is a beautiful film mate - wait until you're in the mood for something thoughtful, funny but sad and romantic and try it again. Best performance of Bill Murray's career.

 

WWHHHAAAAAA?

 

[Mike84]

There's some bad taste going on here. The worst film I think I've ever seen is p.s I love you. I really wish I'd turned it off but was watching it with my bird and found out at the end that she felt the same about it but didn't want to say anything. Absolutely dreadful. Apparently the book is supposed to be good but I just did not give a shit about the characters which meant you didn't care what happened to them, which I guess is a must with a film like this.

Gerard butlers Irish accent is hilarious though which adds some small amusement.

[dennis tooth]

FARGO, shitfest. Worst of all 4 getting my hopes up.

 

*Neg me at your peril, it won't make it a funny film.

[Remmie]

When I was about 13 I went to the cinema with my bro on national cinema day. There wasn't many seats free so we picked some film we never heard of because it was a 15 and we thought we were being badass. About 7 minutes later (including opening credits) we walked out of Beaches.

 

The other film that put me off that quickly was Don't mess with the Zohan. I find Adam Sandler pretty annoying at the best of times, but when he puts on an accent the cunt is unbearable. However the other person who mentioned it (I forget who) found where the wild things are boring whereas I loved every moment of it.

 

There are a lot of films that despite being popular, I can tell I won't like from the trailer, in particular being Kick ass, The Expendables, Clash of the Titans and Juno.

[The Special One]

Daybreakers. Awful shite.