Prime candidate for TWAT List.... Jonathan Shalit

[blackberryway]

Do you want to be a rich and famous manager of totty and bands? It's easy. Here is Jonathan Shalit, with a suspicious street accent (seeing he went to private school, sent by his banker father.....I hate bankers!) telling you how it's done.

 

Take it away Twat-face:-

 

[House of Dirk]

After 2 and a bit pages, Im still struggling to give a shit.

[RedKnight]

Er... perhaps you should... I dunno... *shrugs* fuck off.

[Anubis]

I'm not quite sure what old Slackberryway is getting out of this. It's hardly as though the object of his stalking affection is going to be reading it. Bizarre, but all part of the colour of the Sunshine Bus.

[blackberryway]

How to lose weight. Grab a bucket and then look at this link.

 

Richard Kay 16 March 2010 | Mail Online

[House of Dirk]

He isnt quite whipping up the frenzy he wants, despite his persistence.

[RED Tezza]

How to lose weight. Grab a bucket and then look at this link.

 

Richard Kay 16 March 2010 | Mail Online

 

No One Give's a fuck you Jam Sandwich now FUCK OFF

[Pope]

A BUNGA BUNGA A ZOMBA LINGA FINGA A DOMBO SONGA JANGA HUNGA SUNGA HET

[rubble-rouser]

Blackberry Way, on the MW thread you had a go at this site foir the language used and said words to the effect that the site was a disgrace to LFC and that our language would have Shankly disowning us. You then approvingly cite profane comments made by mums on some website or other. A bit of a contradiction?

 

You also go on about Michael Winner's charity work and then post sites that show that Shalit is heavily involved with chickenshed (is this how you met him?) and othergood causes. Again, your stance is contadictory.

 

You also seem not to understand that virtually nobody on the GF would take anything from the Mail, the Express or the S*n seriously.

 

Despite your pious stance about LFC and Shankly on the MW thread, you dont's seem to have posted anything f88tb8ll related on the ff.

 

You then top it all off by making libellous allegations against this guy you don't like.

 

Now fuck off you weird WUM.

[blackberryway]

carry on like that and you’ll be chewin a brick. Here I am trying to educate you. Never mind.

 

 

Goodbye Blackberry Way

I can’t see you

I don’t need you

Goodbye Blackberry Way

Sure to want me back another day

 

Ooo-black, Ooo-black, ooo-ooo

Ahhh-hhh-hhh

Ooo-black, Ooo-black, ooo-ooo

Ahhh-hhh-hhh

 

I’ll leave you with this fantastic song:-

 

YouTube - The Move - Blackberry Way (better quality)

 

Bleedin classic

 

As for Jonathan Shalit who makes the hunchback of Knotty Ash look handsome,

he’s sure to see this, he’s bound to Google himself regularly.

[Pope]

Blackberryway, suck your moms pussyhole and slurp up her cum and spit it on Michael Winner's arsehole and lick it up, biatch.

[paddyberger15]

This blert has the same mania for his subject matter as I recognised when speaking to that loon Noel O'Gara, the author of 'The Real Yorkshire Ripper' and another work of bizarre fiction about the Ipswich Prostitute Murders. No matter how many times O'Gara was laughed at, called a crank and told to fuck off, he persisted undaunted in his quest to absolutely bore the fucking Spleen out of everyone he ever encountered.

[RED Tezza]

carry on like that and you’ll be chewin a brick. Here I am trying to educate you. Never mind.

 

You can take you attempts to educate and shove it up your blackberry way you Meff

[House of Dirk]

carry on like that and you’ll be chewin a brick. Here I am trying to educate you. Never mind.

 

 

Goodbye Blackberry Way

I can’t see you

I don’t need you

Goodbye Blackberry Way

Sure to want me back another day

 

Ooo-black, Ooo-black, ooo-ooo

Ahhh-hhh-hhh

Ooo-black, Ooo-black, ooo-ooo

Ahhh-hhh-hhh

 

I’ll leave you with this fantastic song:-

 

YouTube - The Move - Blackberry Way (better quality)

 

Bleedin classic

 

As for Jonathan Shalit who makes the hunchback of Knotty Ash look handsome,

he’s sure to see this, he’s bound to Google himself regularly.

 

[blackberryway]

Ooh, you are awful....but I like you:-

 

A thread with a happy ending:-

 

Mr J.S. Shalit and Mrs K.J. Sedley

The engagement is announced between Jonathan, son of Mr and Mrs David Shalit, of Kensington, London, and Katrina, daughter of Mrs Carmel Clayton and the late Mr Peter Clayton, of London.

 

Hit Sheet Messageboard: Mazeltov to our good friend jonathan shalit

 

And we always thought he was gay.

[Wor Horse]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh.

[Anubis]

A Pair Of Star Crossed Lovers?

 

August 16, 2010 -2.15pm-

 

It seems that budding poptreneur Jonathan Shalit, the former touchy-feely manager of Lotte Church, has become closer to one of his many Pop Idols than he, or Popbitch, would have eve thought possible. Shalit shared a table with failed restaurant critic and reality television wannabe, Michael Winner, at the British Television Association summer ball, and the two luvvies hit it off instantly. They laughed and whispered the night away, and seemed rather taken with each other as they boarded Winner's chauffeur-driven Bentley, and slipped away into the night.

 

Popbitch will be keeping a close eye on this one, as Winner is such a sly old dog. Bubbling under nicely....

 

 

Popbitch - A Pair Of Star Crossed Lovers?

[Thants]

Nope. I'm not a lady.

 

Who said you were?

 

 

You said I read articles in newspapers on subjects like Myleen Klass (sp.), girl bands and celebrity gossip. I'm neither gay nor a lady so I haven't.

 

There's a whole world of interesting stuff out there to learn about this world. Try it.

 

If this Shalit jilted you try a different forum to seek your revenge as this one really isn't interested.

[Strontium]

As for Jonathan Shalit who makes the hunchback of Knotty Ash look handsome, he’s sure to see this, he’s bound to Google himself regularly.

 

 

As horribly wretched as this thread is, I cannot help but be amused by the fact it's currently result #13 in a Google Search for "Jonathan Shalit".

[Redder Lurtz]

Hands up if you think Blackberryway is a homosexual.

 

[hamstrung]

Jonathan Shalit RULES

[dirty_sanchez]

He may have a point though. If this bloke is responsible for N'Dubz, he does need some kind of violence perpetuated against him.

 

What do you call a girl with two clunges?

N'Dubz.

[Pope]

I would kill to shag Tulisa

[blackberryway]

He may have a point though. If this bloke is responsible for N'Dubz, he does need some kind of violence perpetuated against him.

 

What do you call a girl with two clunges?

N'Dubz.

 

N-Dubz....don’t start me off.....

 

So now I’m standing on the corner

Lost, in the things that I say

What am I supposed to do now-w

 

THIS:-

 

 

N-Dubz Tulisa 'Blames Management For Break In'

As she vowed to 'smash the thieves heads in' on Twitter...

14:18, Tuesday, 20 July 2010

N-Dubz star Tulisa Contostavlos is reportedly furious with her management for approving TV footage of her home which led to burglars identifying her house and attempting to rob her.

 

As we reported yesterday, the Say It's Over singer's home was featured in Channel 4 documentary, Being N-Dubz and just days after the footage had aired, thieves broke into the house.

 

According to The Sun, Tulisa is blaming her management for the blunder and has demanded that Jonathan Shalit pays for CCTV to be installed at her home.

 

The singer is also said to have asked for an around the clock security guard to look after her £550,000 house while she is away working.

 

WATCH OUR EXCLUSIVE LIVE SESSION WITH N-DUBZ HERE

 

A friend told the tabloid: "As far as Tulisa's concerned it is her manager's fault that thieves broke in and tried to nick a plasma TV. She has been ranting about how she wants to sack him."

 

Tulisa also broke her silence over the incident on Twitter, telling her followers: "Let's get this over with, yes sum twats broke in my house! But....this is the funny bit....they didn't take anything! Hahahahahaha!"

 

"There was nothin in there 2 steal other then the tv cus I've just moved in and they couldn't even get that off the wall! Loooooool AMATEURS! Even I cud of done a betta job! Anyway they r lucky I wasn't in cus I wud of had a bat waitin 2 smash there heads in!"

 

She added: "Anyway My stuff is out and I'm movin 2 a secure apartment! Its beta really cus next year I was guna move 2 something bigger so might aswell wait 2 buy a house.thanks 4 the support tho guys xxx"

 

Controversy

 

N-Dubz have been involved in much media criticism and publicised controversy mainly to do with Dappy. Since early 2010 Dappy and Fazer have both being struggling to secure U.S visa's due to their past convictions.[34]

In December 2008, Dappy pleaded guilty to two accounts of assault at Chelmsford Magistrates Court, Essex after reportedly spitting in a girl's face while drunk on a night out. He received four weeks' imprisonment, suspended for 12 months, to run concurrently and 100 hours community service. He was also ordered to pay £50 compensation to the girl and her friend and £300 costs.[35]

 

On Thursday 29 January 2009, Dappy was arrested and bailed after he was accused of making death threats with a gun. He denied the allegation. His home in Camden was raided following the incident by police looking for a firearm. Three days later on Saturday 31 January he and fellow N-Dubz performer Fazer were escorted from a BA flight from Edinburgh to London by police after it touched down, after allegedly threatening other passengers. A source told The Sun "They were swearing at kids on the plane, being foul and threatening passengers. Cabin crew called ahead to the police, who were waiting when the plane landed. They were taken away by armed officers."[36]

 

In late 2009, a feud started between Tulisa and Elly Jackson of La Roux who stated that all the females that do hip hop music dress up like prostitutes. Contostavlos took offence saying "she shouldn't talk about people's jobs that way... it's just wrong, where was she brought up - in a barn?", calling Jackson a "twat".[37]

 

In November 2009 Fazer was caught without driving insurance in St Albans, Hertfordshire while driving his BMW and was banned for 6 months. This has since meant that he has been refused an American visa.[38]

Later that month it surfaced that N-Dubz's DJ Maze had allegedly raped a young fan after a show N-Dubz had done at Butlins holiday camp in Skegness. They instead had BBC Radio 1Xtra's Twin B as their Christmas Party Tour DJ.[39]

 

On Tuesday, 12 January 2010, N-Dubz appeared on the Chris Moyles Show on BBC Radio 1. The show received a text message from a Chloe Moody in Boston, Lincolnshire complaining that Dappy was "vile" and "a little boy with a silly hat" and that N-Dubz were "losers". Dappy secretly copied Moody's phone number from the studio console and, the following day, tried calling her and sent threatening messages including: "Your [sic] gonna die. U sent a very bad msg towards Ndubz on The Chris Moyels [sic] show yesterday Morning and for that reason u will never be left alone!!! u say sorry I will leave u alone u ****." Moody claimed that she continued to receive messages after declining to apologise but N-Dubz management later apologised on his behalf and offered free tickets to one of his concerts, but Dappy has not apologised to Moody personally.[40] The rapper had appeared with the then Schools Secretary Ed Balls to launch pop single RU Cyber Safe in November 2009, but was dropped from the campaign with Mr Balls saying: "This text message was totally unacceptable. There is no excuse."[41]

In March 2010, a dispute then started between N-Dubz and Lethal Bizzle, who claimed he had written and produced N-Dubz's hit I Need You for them and so should be acknowledged in the credits for it, with Tulisa hitting back on Twitter that "he's jus triena boost his status, ...wat an unbelievable loser!"[42] and N-Dubz later posted a video on their official YouTube channel through Twitter with the caption: "THE PROOF WE DIDNT STEAL S**T, WE MAKE OUR OWN HITS!" of when he had sent them the finished song and when they had actually finished the song, implying that their version was over 2 months older than his.[43][44]

 

N-Dubz hit the headlines again in early April 2010 on the front page of The Sun and other newspapers after Dappy and Fazer were caught firing at passers-by and fans, with toy paintball guns, outside the O2 Academy in Newcastle, with Dappy hitting a girl on the bottom, who called the police. The guns were confiscated and Northumbria Police confirmed: 'We were called to the court car park at the rear of the O2 Academy in Fenkle Street just before 8pm on Saturday following complaints pellets were being fired from a coach at the location. Officers spoke to two persons who had been firing plastic toy guns at each other, discharging small 6mm pellets.'[45]

 

Just days later, the trio were then involved in a brawl in Manchester, where they were 'enjoying a well-deserved night out' at the Coliseum club, when Dappy was reportedly threatened with a knife by a group of guys who were wanting to fight him. Dappy and Fazer were allegedly busy signing autographs and taking photos with fans when the men approached Dappy and began shouting and pushing him around. N-Dubz's spokesperson confirmed: "There was an incident. Security took the decision that it was best for the band to leave the club to avoid any trouble."[46]

 

Dappy was also exposed live on GMTV on 28 April 2010 after he was on that day's front pages with CCTV pictures of him, snorting the since banned recreational drug Mephedrone in an Essex nightclub. He tried to apologise, insisting "It's just not a thing to be doing. I've learnt my mistake. I'll never do such things again", going on to say, "I was just a bit tipsy and it just fell into the wrong place at the wrong time", and also issued a public apology.[47][48]

 

Just a day later, Dappy was removed from Alton Towers theme park hotel in Staffordshire, for allegedly smoking Cannabis. Contostavlos and his two other companions, who were suspected to be Kaye Vassell and fellow hip-hop musician Fearless, were kicked out after guests complained about a "funny smell" coming from his room, according to reports. An Alton Towers spokesperson told Sky News: "We can confirm a guest was asked to leave."[49][50]

 

In August 2010, while recording new material, Tulisa and a group of friends trashed her posh hotel room in Miami and were booted out. A source of The Sun said: "She had just a little too much to drink one night and trashed the hotel room. She did regret it the next day, especially when staff told her to check out. The band's management have had to step in again and tell her to settle down."[51]

 

A few days later, an almost identical story concerning Dappy emerged, claiming he had been ordered to pay £5,000 for damage he had made to his posh flat in London's Canary Wharf. It was reported a string of late-night parties saw furniture and doors ruined, graffiti on walls, work surfaces damaged and plasterwork holed. Light fittings were cracked, a toilet blocked and abandoned food left to rot.[52] He has now moved back in with his mum in Camden Town.[53]

 

and....all this press makes money for someone..... stand up and take a bow Jonathan Shalit

[Trumo]

Did Shalit bum you or something?