The world of a woman.

[Pureblood]

Sharenting on Facebook is through the roof.  

[Jairzinho]

Yes but don't forget women can survive without a man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or so they claim................

Yes, until they want someone to open a jar.

[lifetime fan]

Girl I work with hasn’t shut up for the last month telling everyone she’s going to the Dominican Rupiblic for Christmas.

 

Came back from the post office with a thousand pounds worth of euros.

[General Dryness]

Girl I work with hasn’t shut up for the last month telling everyone she’s going to the Dominican Rupiblic for Christmas.

 

Came back from the post office with a thousand pounds worth of euros.

How do these people cope with everyday challenges like getting dressed, or food shopping?

[VladimirIlyich]

Reading this thread its so easy to understand why our country voted for Brexit. I'm sure a lot of women thought it was a new breakfst cereal.

[Trumo]

How do these people cope with everyday challenges like getting dressed, or food shopping breathing?

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[tokyojoe]

Girl I work with hasn’t shut up for the last month telling everyone she’s going to the Dominican Rupiblic for Christmas.

 

Came back from the post office with a thousand pounds worth of euros.

 

Magnificent.

[Creator Supreme]

Couple of knobheads in our place had Christmas jumpers on yesterday but not too many, one of the female managers though - dressed as Mrs Claus!!!

 

I don't know how I managed to get through the day without punching her stupid fucking head in!

[Elite]

Girl I work with hasn’t shut up for the last month telling everyone she’s going to the Dominican Rupiblic for Christmas.

 

Came back from the post office with a thousand pounds worth of euros.

I'd ask at the exchange to be sure no matter where I was going, its a no brainer to somewhere like that.

[Chip Butty]

ToddleD had a christmas fair at one of the Nurseries she goes to last night.  She was looking forward to it all day to see Father Christmas and have some cake.  Unfortunately one of the "festive surprises" was someone dressed up in one of those rubber, realistic dinosaur costumes.  ToddleD has serious beef with anything that should be on a television presenting itself to her in real life.  People dressed as Mickey Mouse in town is another example of this.  True to form she went batshit and refused to sing carols and see father christmas and it was pretty much a stressful hour thanks to Denver the Dinosaur.

 

We ended up indulging in a Wethies curry club later with my mum & dad who were also there when my mum pipes up "I know it's frustrating she didn't like the dinosaur, but when you think about it it's great she has a natural caution of it because it'll help her stay safe"

 

Yes mum, it'll help her stay safe from all the marauding prehistoric dinosaurs we have knocking about L9 

 

I take it you're discounting the Bull, the Windsor and Wethies in the L9 catchment area. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Girl I work with hasn’t shut up for the last month telling everyone she’s going to the Dominican Rupiblic for Christmas.

 

Came back from the post office with a thousand pounds worth of euros.

I'm sure I posted on here about four years ago about a girl I used to work with. She'd been to Las Vegas but had no idea she'd been to America. 

[tokyojoe]

I'm sure I posted on here about four years ago about a girl I used to work with. She'd been to Las Vegas but had no idea she'd been to America. 

She probably thought it was Blackpool.

[Fowlers God]

We have no kids tomorrow as they’re going out with her dad. Weather permitting I’ll be playing the unmentionable in the morning so just to pay lip service I asked her if she’d like to meet me in the pub afterwards.

 

Her: why would I come to the pub with you after football? You don’t want me there.

(In my head) yeah you’re fucking right. I never want you in the pub with me ever so stop fucking moaning at me for not inviting you out with me.

Me: I can never win can I?

[Furmedge]

Couple of knobheads in our place had Christmas jumpers on yesterday but not too many, one of the female managers though - dressed as Mrs Claus!!!

 

I don't know how I managed to get through the day without punching her stupid fucking head in!

 

Our work had the Christmas jumpers day yesterday.  I chose to work from home.

[Rico1304]

I lost my wallet a couple of weeks ago on a train. Just had an email from the National Trust as the woman who found it contacted them as my membership card was in there. Why the fuck didn’t she just sent the wallet to me after all my address is on my drivers license which was also in there.

[linus]

I lost my wallet a couple of weeks ago on a train. Just had an email from the National Trust as the woman who found it contacted them as my membership card was in there. Why the fuck didn’t she just sent the wallet to me after all my address is on my drivers license which was also in there.

Come on she's just a good person

 

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[Rico1304]

Come on she's just a good person

 

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Definitely, she’s great.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

I lost my wallet a couple of weeks ago on a train. Just had an email from the National Trust as the woman who found it contacted them as my membership card was in there. Why the fuck didn’t she just sent the wallet to me after all my address is on my drivers license which was also in there.

She possibly saw the photo on yer driving license and thought, fuck don’t like the nose on this fucker, and decided to use the good folk of the NT as intermediaries.

[Juniper]

Girl I used to work with cheated on her fella with about 4 or 5 people, probably more but that’s the people from the office we knew about as it all came out.

 

Finds out her husband cheated on her? Ends the marriage.

[Elite]

Girl I used to work with cheated on her fella with about 4 or 5 people, probably more but that’s the people from the office we knew about as it all came out.

Finds out her husband cheated on her? Ends the marriage.

If she has cheated on him that much obviously didn't want to be with him, him cheating probably just gave her some hypocritical justification. He's better rid.

[Juniper]

If she has cheated on him that much obviously didn't want to be with him, him cheating probably just gave her some hypocritical justification. He's better rid.

Hypocritical and a half!!

 

Feel sorry for their kid really as he’ll suffer the most out out of this.

[Anubis]

Just watched a woman driver exit a car park located on one side of dual carriageway, and drive down the road the wrong way. Then has to pull a three point turn on said busy dual carriageway.

[Mook]

For some reason the topic of anesthetic came up in conversation, my brother's missus who is from South Africa, "Wasn't Scotland the last country in the World to get anesthetic?".

 

Close.

[Trumo]

For some reason the topic of anesthetic came up in conversation, my brother's missus who is from South Africa, "Wasn't Scotland the last country in the World to get anesthetic?".

 

Close.

 

Should have said they still use single malt.

[tokyojoe]

Just watched a woman driver exit a car park located on one side of dual carriageway, and drive down the road the wrong way. Then has to pull a three point turn on said busy dual carriageway.

I was in a taxi in Beirut that did similar. They do it all the time there.