What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

29 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

 

I take it your cats aren't fussy eaters.

[Tony Moanero]

49 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

Nice tray, mate.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

That fried bread is something to behold 

[TheHowieLama]

Get a dozen or so of the black puds and the eggs ready and you could play Checkers.

[TheHowieLama]

9 minutes ago, Dave D said:

That fried bread is something to behold 

 

Nestled up next to the Four Fungi Death Punch.

[an tha]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

No chance, cats are choosy fuckers.

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

 

This picture makes so angry that if I stare at it long enough, that bacon will get cooked.

[Karl_b]

4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

 

Has tha' nowt moist?!

 

A real austerity breakfast vibe going on here.

 

Repped for contributing and putting yourself through it.

 

 

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

That single picture sums up the state of the world right now. 

[Bob]

5 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

Would the mog have asked you to pop that bacon back in the fridge so you could cook it next time.

 

The whole scene is sad. Awfully sad.

[YorkshireRed]

7 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

The toast reminds me of Sponge Bob Squarepants. 

[tokyojoe]

I won't bother again.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, tokyojoe said:

I won't bother again.

Im just glad you’re still alive mate x

[Pidge]

18 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I won't bother again.

Didn't look like you bothered this time tbh

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

I won't bother again.

 

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

I won't bother again.

 

If you ever get over the food poisoning, then try to remember the doctor's advice, 'cook the fucking bacon rather than grandstanding about the beans'.

 

Not sure if you've ever had bacon before, but it's really nice when it's crispy.

[Harry's Lad]

On 09/03/2024 at 14:29, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

Careful mate.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/mans-brain-tapeworms-and-worsening-migraines-caused-by-undercooked-bacon-13094024

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Careful mate.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/mans-brain-tapeworms-and-worsening-migraines-caused-by-undercooked-bacon-13094024

I love that you’ve read that article and come back to this plate of aids. Nearly crying here. God bless the GF. X

[Carradona]

Maggie May's, Bold Street. £9.15. Tasty and not greasy. Could have done with another egg and sausage. 

[YorkshireRed]

27 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Maggie May's, Bold Street. £9.15. Tasty and not greasy. Could have done with another egg and sausage. 

I’d rather someone wrecked my bed then, in the morning, kicked me in the head than eat those tomatoes.

 

Rest of it looks ok though. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Plate is too big. Could've put the toast on the side.

 

5/10 for presentation 

[Tony Moanero]

40 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Maggie May's, Bold Street. £9.15. Tasty and not greasy. Could have done with another egg and sausage. 

Lovely tablecloth.

[Fugitive]

45 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Maggie May's, Bold Street. £9.15. Tasty and not greasy. Could have done with another egg and sausage. 

Wake up, Maggie, I think I got somethin' to say to you

 

You dirty little slag.

[TheHowieLama]

24 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’d rather someone wrecked my bed then, in the morning, kicked me in the head than eat those tomatoes.

 

Rest of it looks ok though. 

 

Be better off being as blind as a fool can be.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

Maggie May's, Bold Street. £9.15. Tasty and not greasy. Could have done with another egg and sausage. 

“wake up maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you, I’m a bean nonce and the police will be coming soon”