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[Ted]

Less of that, you coming to play in this?

[discuit]

Yeah course, my boots are looking forward to their 2nd outing of the year

[Burka079]

If you need a centre half let me know, I play every Wednesday so not to unfit !

[Dan Vito Corleone]

He's booking the pitch today for a week tomorrow. Going to be either Norris Green or Stanley Park.

[Ted]

Norris Green? Fuckin' hell.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Needless to say, Stanley Park is the preferred venue!

[Woo]

Why not get one of the Uni pitches in Allerton or something?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I'm not organising it mate.

[Woo]

Why the fuck not?

[Carradona]

Moany McMoan.

[Woo]

Spazzy McSpazz.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Why the fuck not?

 

We're the challenged, not the challenger!

[Woo]

Yeah, most of you are mentally challenged to be fair.

[rb14]

You want me (I know you do but I didn't mean like that) I can be there.

 

x

[Ted]

Names down then, knobheads.

 

1. TerryMc

[Woo]

1. TerryMc

2. Woo

[rb14]

1. TerryMc

2. Woo

3. Spunky Hardcock

[Brownie]

I'll try and get work off and let you know tomorrow.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Damn, I am going to have to wait until we get down to #13 to put my name down!

[Woo]

Why?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Because I'm a goalkeeper. And I am traditional. I am either #1, or #13. And anyone who says otherwise is a Communist.

[Juan Galonso]

14. Juan Galonso.

 

I wonder what number Xabi will be at the Bernabeu.

Edited July 15, 2009 by Juan Galonso

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Because I'm a goalkeeper. And I am traditional. I am either #1, or #13. And anyone who says otherwise is a Communist.

 

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Pepe is exempt because he's fucking boss.

[rb14]

14. Juan Galonso.

John. You and I both know that is never going to happen. You can have my husband, my house, Malarkey, Dave Usher's fashion sense, my dirty underwear, my tight virgin ass and my undying love, but you can not and will not have that number*.

*Although we could both play 14. That would be cool.