The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I turn 41 tomorrow, I was young lad when I first started posting on here, I used to Make up film titles and give them a score in the Rate the last movie thread, I was an edge lord.

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I’m on a corporate event in France. Tonight is the 3rd night of drinking in the free bar. It’s really taking a toll now. I can’t keep up with the youngsters. 

Tu es leger.

[Sweeney287]

When getting background checks done before starting a new job, the company comes back to you to advise that the school doesn't hold records going back to 1991 and do I still have my certificates. Bastards. 

[Section_31]

[manwiththestick]

Wolf looks like the baddie from Roger Rabbit.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

Wolf looks like the baddie from Roger Rabbit.

Jet and lightning would still get a game there. I bet they piss themselves when they sneeze though which would be a tad depressing.

[manwiththestick]

In that case Jet could stand over me whilst I lie on the floor throwing ground pepper up at her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Jet and lightning would still get a game there. I bet they piss themselves when they sneeze though which would be a tad depressing.

I normally have to pay extra for that. 

[Olddantucker]

What the fuck is it with body hair as you get older - I'm so sick of trimming ear hair that I'm seriously thinking of attempting an ear hair comb over, hair from both ears up and over my head, maybe with a nice little tied knot at the top where they meet.

[Preston Red]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Wolf looks like pre-Covid Michael Rosen, but with muscles.

 

Jet and Lightning would definitely be allowed in to my bedroom to experience the ultimate in sexual disappointment.

[Preston Red]

Being excited over receiving an airbrush yesterday for model making and today's delivery of a "Crimpit" for turning sandwich thins into nifty little toaster pasties. Also, scanning Yesterday for episodes of Hornby: Model World.

[Paulie Dangerously]

KidD turned 9 yesterday. As if that wasn't bad enough she got Minecraft and it's like she is talking in a different language 

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

KidD turned 9 yesterday. As if that wasn't bad enough she got Minecraft and it's like she is talking in a different language 

My mates eldest is big into that and Roblox.

 

He's like a zombie when he's sat in front of a screen. If he's not playing he's watching YouTube videos of other kids playing. Very bizarre.

[Pete]

12 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Wolf looks like the baddie from Roger Rabbit.

Great scott! 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

KidD turned 9 yesterday. As if that wasn't bad enough she got Minecraft and it's like she is talking in a different language 

9? Wow! Has she inherited any of her Mother's interior design skills yet?

[Creator Supreme]

On 05/07/2023 at 20:30, Section_31 said:

Shock news (well it was a shock to me anyway) - Jet is a Lesbian and is now engaged to her girlfriend.

[Section_31]

Being invisible in the gym. I used to be a big lad in my 20s and people would ask if I was on roids. Now I just stand in the corner looking like someone's dad and trying to avoid catching the eye of young girls in case they report me to the authorities. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 05/07/2023 at 20:30, Section_31 said:

 

 

Coincidentally I seen someone say before 'King Arthur couldn't have pulled me out of Jet back in the day'

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Shock news (well it was a shock to me anyway) - Jet is a Lesbian and is now engaged to her girlfriend.

Wood.

[Creator Supreme]

36 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Wood.

I've seen a picture of her fiancee, you wouldn't. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Being invisible in the gym. I used to be a big lad in my 20s and people would ask if I was on roids. Now I just stand in the corner looking like someone's dad and trying to avoid catching the eye of young girls in case they report me to the authorities. 

 

That's half the fun. I can only muster an erection when chased by a PCSO.

[Section_31]

20 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

That's half the fun. I can only muster an erection when chased by a PCSO.

 

Think I've posted this before but I used to have these shades and when I was walking past a bird and I'd point my head away and then angle my eyes in the other direction to perv at their breasts as I was walking past, but realised a while later that the sunglasses weren't blacked out and they could see me. So basically I was just this perv looking at birds with my head tilted to one side.

[lifetime fan]

Face recognition not working on your phone when you first wake up. 

[Section_31]

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Face recognition not working on your phone when you first wake up. 

Not having face recognition on your phone.

[Red_or_Dead]

Having to gingerly use the step to get off a train instead of just striding off it.