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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

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YorkshireRed
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I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today.    Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both.    I feel very old. 

Jennings
Jennings

When you're driving and you spot an old guy wobbling on his bike and you say to your missus, "That poor old chap should take more care. He'll get clipped by a car the doddery old bugger." Only to pull

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Married 20 years today. 

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5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve hung my dressing gown by the front door so I can take off my coat and put my dressing gown on, minimising the amount of time I’m exposed to the cold. 
 

 

 

I spend that much time in mine that the wife calls me Hugh Hefner.

None of the other trappings unfortunately at the Sir Roger Mansion.

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5 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a dressing gown in my life. 
 

I’ve had a couple but never use them. 
 

Every woman I’ve ever lived with has wanted the heating so ridiculously high I’m either bollock naked or just in a pair of footy shorts. 

The next trick is to have the heating so high that they walk around naked or just in a pair of footy shorts.

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9 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a dressing gown in my life. 
 

I’ve had a couple but never use them. 
 

Every woman I’ve ever lived with has wanted the heating so ridiculously high I’m either bollock naked or just in a pair of footy shorts. 

 

Its when you are in Currys that you have to draw the line though, Lifey.

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I've just been of a new ref's course,did my first one about 20 years ago,and apart from one other old,seriously unfit and overweight other fella(even more than me) none of the other lads were older than 17! The lad is sat next to was 14 ffs! 

On a serious note though,it was sad to see now candidates of other skin colours nor the female gender either. It just reinforced the old white boy's club that needs shaking up.

PS,dont ask about the PIG!

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