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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread


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13 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

When you try and reclaim your youth with a trendy new haircut like the cool kids and your missus says you look like a cunt.

When I was kid I used to always say ill always keep up with the trends not dress like adults seem too. Then you get older and if you see someone in their 40s dressed like they are in the teens or 20s you think "what a fucking balloon"

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15 hours ago, Clem H Fandango said:


I like their easy iron shirts.


They always need ironing.


I like ironing.


Fuck i'm old.

I like ironing. Moaned to my mum about my school shirts at about 13 and she just threw one to me and said ' Do it yourself then ' so I did.


Went on a world cruise and it had a laundry room the size of a 5 a side pitch, and I was the only bloke in there most days. 


Wife couldn't work out why practically every woman on the ship was letting on to me or giving me a wave. Nearest I've ever felt to celebrity status.


One ancient old lady who made the Queen sound like Danny Dyer said to me ' Were you in the military, Dahling? '

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I went to a couple of local boozers yesterday.

In the first one I didn’t enjoy it as I was freezing. None of my mates were cold. 


In the second one I didn’t enjoy it as I was boiling. None of my mates were hot.


I then went home depressed. Didn’t test it, but I probably wouldn’t have got an erection either. 

The bed was freezing. The wife was mad at me. I felt like crying. 


The male menopause is not to be sniffed at. 

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