Olddantucker

To be fair, he sounds like a lot of people on here when it comes to the derby.

Well, quite.

Absolutely. A clinical finisher (a fit Jota, even) and we have probably won the title by now.

Ha! Bloody time zones - I just got to see the Inside Fulham video and came on to say I called it first - a year of Jose meaning that Klopp has a rest and then has to come back and restore order. You know it makes sense. If we can't get a decent manager, then shits and giggles for a year.

Happy with the win - we’re not dead yet.

Yes!! We have missed Jota so much.

Agreed

I’m not saying that at all.

So that would be the glass half full perspective, then. I like it, I’ll cling to it, deep down I will know it’s probably a pile of bollocks.

Well, there is that.

I agree. Something has failed completely.

The midfield are doing nothing.

For fucks sake, play forward!

Tedious slow build up play, no creativity, nothing happening up front, no fucking urgency. This is such a depressing way for Klopps last European game to play out.

It probably doesn’t help us but hahahahahaha

This is just awful to watch.

The mighty Kiwi, Chris Wood, would probably have a better strike rate than our current front three if he played for us.

I went to a boys school in small town New Zealand. I wouldn't go back for a reunion unless I was heavily armed.

It's been pathetic on here today. By the way, I want to give you an upvote every time you post, but that's mainly because of the words Jenna and Coleman.

Fuck me, this place. And we complain about feral posts on Everton & Man City sites.

This. And run regularly.

Bruce Springsteen

That is glorious. The Harry Kane stat is cruelly funny too.

Finally! Lazy sods (just kidding). Just in time for a lunchtime listen here in Sydney.

Unbelievable. What a fucking club.