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Aahh, and you left out Jake the Muss because don't have "Once we were warriors". That explains it.

The Scando version may be called Once We Were Warriors, but round here we call it Once Were Warriors. My favourite scene is the jukebox one.

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My film collection is right next to the PC, so I got busy.

 

I'm in work so I had to remember things off the top of my head. I reckon your passon for films may match or surpass my own.

 

 

 

 

 

Can I add Jack Sparrow's entrance in Pirates Of The Caribbean. Quality.

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Good shout on the Keyser Soze usual suspects scene.

 

Also like the Montgomery Brogan 'fuck you' monologue in 25th hour.

 

 

(Monty walks into the bathroom. He looks in the mirror. In the bottom corner, someone's written Fuck You!)

 

Monty: Yeah, fuck you, too.

Monty's Reflection: Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.

Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.

Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!

Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!

Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.

Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?

Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!

Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!

Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!

Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.

Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!

Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!

Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!

Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!

Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.

Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.

Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.

Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.

Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

Monty: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

(He takes a breath and tries to rub away the words.)

 

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Good shout on the Keyser Soze usual suspects scene.

 

Also like the Montgomery Brogan 'fuck you' monologue in 25th hour.

It is great, but it's also Spike Lee ripping himself off from Do The Right Thing.

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When they start throwing LP's at the zombies in Shaun of The Dead

"Ned? Ned The Head?" Smack! in Groundhog day

The younger brother getting shot in American History X

The younger brother of Dough Boy getting shot in Boyz in The Hood

"I'm bringing him in closer Merlin".

"You're gonna do what?" Top Gun

The ring falling on the floor in Sixth Sense

Any line from the Irish nut job in Braveheart

The ear cutty offy scene in Resevoir Dogs

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When they start throwing LP's at the zombies in Shaun of The Dead

"Ned? Ned The Head?" Smack! in Groundhog day

The younger brother getting shot in American History X

The younger brother of Dough Boy getting shot in Boyz in The Hood

"I'm bringing him in closer Merlin".

"You're gonna do what?" Top Gun

The ring falling on the floor in Sixth Sense

Any line from the Irish nut job in Braveheart

The ear cutty offy scene in Resevoir Dogs

"It's moine."

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Some great calls all round, love the Dennis Hopper - Christopher Walken one in the caravan classic.

The Deer Hunte - Russian Roulette scene

Godfather - when he wakes up in bed and sees the horses head in bed

Psycho - the shower scene

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Slim Ouckens rodeoing an atomic bomb as it cuts to Vera Lynn in Dr Strangelove.

 

One of my fave is Gary Oldman sneaking up behind Jean Reno in Leon and shooting him in the back of the head, the camera then apes Reno's fall to the floor - and Oldman bends down victorious only to discover a nasty surprise.

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Harry tossing the salt in Dumb And Dumber

 

When Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor get sent down for 150 years or whatever in Stir Crazy

 

Edward Woodward realising he's been had in The Wickerman

 

"I guess that's your friend in the woodchipper" Fargo

 

"Are you not entertained?" Gladiator (Maximus dispenses of his adversaries in minimum time)

 

When Fredo's betrayal is realised in The Godfather

 

"Spider's caught a fly" - Pulp Fiction - the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in film, but the whole gimp episode changed film forever

 

The Life Of Brian in it's entirity.

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Harry tossing the salt in Dumb And Dumber

 

When Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor get sent down for 150 years or whatever in Stir Crazy

Edward Woodward realising he's been had in The Wickerman

 

"I guess that's your friend in the woodchipper" Fargo

 

"Are you not entertained?" Gladiator (Maximus dispenses of his adversaries in minimum time)

 

When Fredo's betrayal is realised in The Godfather

 

"Spider's caught a fly" - Pulp Fiction - the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in film, but the whole gimp episode changed film forever

 

The Life Of Brian in it's entirity.

 

It was 125 years VV, hence Pryor's "125 Years!!! Holy shit, I'll be 161 when I get out!" :D

 

And as for the Life of Brian - :D :D :D

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