Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Scooby Dudek]

16 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Passed Medical by all accounts, just a matter of getting the lean sorted.

 

Rumour of a late move for Guehi as Palace sign Holding. Doubtful, but hopefully true.

I desperately want us to sign this Guehi lad, I know fuck all about him but I need us to sign him today!!

[Pete]

This Mo stuff smacks of when you’re a kid with a Panini sticker book and you need that one elusive player to complete the book. You find someone who has a spare and you offer stupid things just to get that one sticker for no other reason other than to have it.  
 

The Saudis need to fuck off now and come back 30th June 2024 when we’ll have ample time to replace. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 minutes ago, bossy said:

Goebbels

Come on mate I know he’s not Middle Eastern but Glasgow is a bit ott.

[YNWAViking]

Still no Gravenberch confirmation.

 

Are we waiting for Bayern to get their man? Any risk us not getting this over the line?

[Dave D]

Let Salah go, if only to get our own moment like this 

 

 

 

[YNWAViking]

German transfer deadline is in 5 mins. 6PM CEST. 

[Anubis]

Only for incomings. They can still sell.

[Carra_is_legend]

Well they are not going to recall Gravenberch back to Munich are they? It will be done shortly. 

[Scott_M]

39 minutes ago, Pidge said:

We've agreed the deal, it's not related at this point.

I hope so, because …

 

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Well they are not going to recall Gravenberch back to Munich are they? It will be done shortly. 

Like Fulham have done? 
 

Hope you’re right. 

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

I hope so, because …

 

 

 

Seen that Maddock suggested they might be after all, so I might have been talking bollocks...

[Carra_is_legend]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Like Fulham have done? 
 

Hope you’re right. 

Hahaha. Cannot believe it as soon as I posted it. 

[YNWAViking]

Palhinha deal is off. Huge amount of money for tiny Fulham and they didn't go through with it. Crazy stuff.

 

Also bummer for the player that could have been his only chance of playing for a big club. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Jurgen Knows said:

He never said he doesn’t want to be there, has he?
 

He’ll just happily cash in if the club decide they want to cash in, and happily stay if the club decide they want him to stay. Decision is firmly with the club.

He's not downing tools, but he's not coming out and telling them to go away. 

[El Dangerous]

Ah man imagine being Palhinha sitting in Munich waiting for the biggest move of your life and then having to go back and skin it at Fulham for another 4 months. Worth a bid though now the price has been set should we come in to an exorbitant amount of money.

[Preston Red]

That Darmesh is a bad bulb-head.

[Razoray]

Gravenberch deal in jeopardy?

[Scott_M]

7 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

Seen that Maddock suggested they might be after all, so I might have been talking bollocks...

 

5 minutes ago, Carra_is_legend said:

Hahaha. Cannot believe it as soon as I posted it. 

To be fair, none of the reporting yesterday said Gravenberch was dependent on Palhinina, whereas as the reporting said Palhinina was dependent on Fulham getting a replacement.

 

If I was Palhinina I’d be going nuclear. 
 

In fact, there is probably a 50/50 chance I will be doing so soon! 

[Preston Red]

Just now, Razoray said:

Gravenberch deal in jeopardy?

SSN reckon an announcement will be made soon on the deal being completed.

[Carra_is_legend]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

He's not downing tools, but he's not coming out and telling them to go away. 

If reports are true about £500m-£600m over the next 3/4 years why the fuck would he tell them to go away? 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Carra_is_legend said:

If reports are true about £500m-£600m over the next 3/4 years why the fuck would he tell them to go away? 

 

That's the point - his head has been turned.

[Carra_is_legend]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

To be fair, none of the reporting yesterday said Gravenberch was dependent on Palhinina, whereas as the reporting said Palhinina was dependent on Fulham getting a replacement.

 

If I was Palhinina I’d be going nuclear. 
 

In fact, there is probably a 50/50 chance I will be doing so soon! 

Tuchel has already publicly said that Gravenberch wanted to come to us to try for a place in 4-3-3. He cannot take him back now, it will be done.

[Carra_is_legend]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

That's the point - his head has been turned.

Of course it's turned but if he is respecting us now by going with our decision that is the best we can expect.

[El Dangerous]

They’re cooking up a £200m bid over at that big plantation in the Middle East. Could get us Palhinha and Bakayoko now and a defender and a full back in Jan. Would still prefer to tell them to shove their money up there arses though.

[YNWAViking]

Good.

 

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2023/09/liverpool-expecting-ryan-gravenberch-deal-despite-joao-palhinha-collapse/