Winter of discontent

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You live in the same street as Kurtz? 

Kurtz lives in Epsom, I live in Wakefield. He’s on a different level of society to me. 

[Harry's Lad]

24 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Haha. She's a nice girl, but you really wouldn't want to. Really.

[Elite]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Kurtz lives in Epsom, I live in Wakefield. He’s on a different level of society to me. 

Yeah he lives right next to a poppy field as well.

 

It might be painted on his garage but still.

[Arniepie]

I remember in the midst of the pandemic when nearly 2000 people were dying a day,when asked if it would be wise to maybe put Brexit on the backburner until passed,there were strenuous refusals.

If they would have done that, none if this would be happening.

I'd say what these gang.of cunts have done over the last 18 months is borderline criminal. 

[Captain Willard]

51 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Kurtz lives in Epsom, I live in Wakefield. He’s on a different level of society to me. 

Yeah but you’ve got lesbians, coke and close up magic tricks all within walking distance and a nice garden as well. I’ve got moped thieves. It’s swings and roundabouts. 

[Section_31]

Be medicine next, have already noticed a few gaps on that aisle. Tick tock.

 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

This guy is essentially the wife, although she usually does it whilst peeking from behind the curtains. 
 

Her real skill is inventing a whole back story to what she’s seen, which in her head is the gospel truth. It goes something like this…

 

I’ve just seen him at No.35 going out in his car. I reckon he’s had an argument with his wife about going out for fuel. It’s gone too far and he’s murdered her with a pick axe. Now I think about it, I definitely heard a scream. I think you should go round and investigate. 

Ha ha , I skit the wife for this.

 

An old bloke on a stick will cross at a zebra crossing and wave at her in acknowledgement , and she will be able to weave his life story into a novel.

 

 

[Anubis]

Passed the Shell garage in Leigh on my way back from Wigan. Well done to the employee on the forecourt in her hi-vis vest who appeared to be marshalling cars and not taking any shit.

[Anubis]

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[Bjornebye]

Just now, Anubis said:

Passed the Shell garage in Leigh on my way back from Wigan. Well done to the employee on the forecourt in her hi-vis vest who appeared to be marshalling cars and not taking any shit.

Can just imagine her "Go over 30 quid an I'll fuckin' flatten ye yer bastard" 

[dandyman]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Kurtz lives in Epsom, I live in Wakefield. He’s on a different level of society to me. 

Hang on,  I’m Wakey too, I’ve seen you curtain twitching, but where are the lesbians??

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Hang on,  I’m Wakey too, I’ve seen you curtain twitching, but where are the lesbians??

Behind the twitching drapes.

[YorkshireRed]

19 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Hang on,  I’m Wakey too, I’ve seen you curtain twitching, but where are the lesbians??

Next door. I just assumed we all live next door to lesbians in Wakefield.

[dandyman]

14 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Next door. I just assumed we all live next door to lesbians in Wakefield.

Ah, so if we all live next door to lesbians, and there aren’t any next to me then…. WTF!!

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Ah, so if we all live next door to lesbians, and there aren’t any next to me then…. WTF!!

They tell you they aren’t lesbians. I’m sure they will be. 

[Mudface]

Unless dandyman's living a double life.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Ah, so if we all live next door to lesbians, and there aren’t any next to me then…. WTF!!

Lezzer 

[TheHowieLama]

Dandyman is a great lesbian name.

[dandyman]

Right then, I’ll start identifying as a lezzer, see if the chance of some action increases.

 

Foot note, only if I’m the butch giver one!

[Captain Willard]

57 minutes ago, dandyman said:

Hang on,  I’m Wakey too, I’ve seen you curtain twitching, but where are the lesbians??

Is curtain twitchers a northern euphemism for lesbians ? 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Is beef curtain twitchers a northern euphemism for lesbians ? 

Probably.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Is curtain twitchers a northern euphemism for lesbians ? 

Well the wife is a curtain twitcher. She’s probably a lesbian as well. After 20 years together, it’s suddenly all falling into place.

[Captain Willard]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Well the wife is a curtain twitcher. She’s probably a lesbian as well. After 20 years together, it’s suddenly all falling into place.

I’ve got a controversial theory that lesbians should not be allowed to buy dick shaped dildos. If you turn away from men, you have to give it all up, it’s an all inclusive not a buffet. Mrs Willard hates it when I say this at dinner parties. 

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

 you have to give it all up, 

Like being a vegetarian - there is no quorn for you.

[Captain Willard]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Like being a vegetarian - there is no quorn for you.

Exactly! You can’t have fake sausage in either context