Other Football - 2019/20

[Kevin D]

That ball kicking was glorious.

 

With lockdown football being so sterile, it's great to be reminded of why we love the sport.

[A_S]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

Didn't even touch Fernandes who is always looking to gain contact by diving into it, the cunt. 

His 'in pain' face is one of the more annoying things in the game today! Very punchable, even more when you consider the amount of 'contact' there is most of the time. 

[Anubis]

First pundit to mention Terry Butcher is a twat.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, A_S said:

His 'in pain' face is one of the more annoying things in the game today! Very punchable, even more when you consider the amount of 'contact' there is most of the time. 

 

Indeed. Notice how the media don't bring out their cheating comments but say he's a clever player. 

[magicrat]

Just now, Anubis said:

First pundit to mention Terry Butcher is a twat.

They're all twats anyway

[Grinch]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I just don't get the Giroud thing. He looks like the easiest player to defend against on the planet. 

You sure as fuck shouldn't have to worry about his pace.   I'm faster than him and I'm quick becoming a bit of a fat cunt. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Reckon it is a delayed concussion from that first incident and the one with slab head just added to it (as he looked OK after the clash with slab head then went all funny). Not like these commentators are paid a fortune to give their punditry and not mention the obvious, the cretins. 

[Anubis]

Martial didn’t touch the ball you twats.

[Tj hooker]

Only the Mancs could appeal for a penalty when it's about 2 yards outside the box 

[magicrat]

Get in . 

[Stickman]

Chelsea in front just after Fernandes played the pass of the century that went straight to the Chelsea keeper 

[Anubis]

De Gea handling masterclass.

[dockers_strike]

Wonder if roy keane was watching?!

[Chocoholic]

HAHAHA... De Haymaker

[Anubis]

Just now, Stickman said:

Chelsea in front just after Fernandes played the pass of the century that went straight to the Chelsea keeper 

 

I thought they were going to wank on air while they were saying it.

[Tj hooker]

Just now, Anubis said:

De Gea handling masterclass.

 Still the best keeper in the world according to Crackle don't cha know 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Get in . 

 

A delayed get in...(I'm on a Stream) DeGea hahaha, any other keeper gets slated. 

[Grinch]

Dreadful Defending and keeping again.   They're going absolutely nowhere until they replace that back five and manager.   Might get away with the left back but the rest are crystal Palace level. 

[Mark M]

The love in for Bruno not just by the BBC but also sky and bt is unreal. 
You’d swear it was messi you were watching with the hype 

[Stickman]

Gary Lineker “ we hope Bailly’s head injury isn’t too serious” ...so does that mean he’d like it or be a little serious ?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Well that was cack apart from the goal and head conkers between the Mancs. This pair of jokers commentating are absolute shite. 

[Reckoner]

Tasteful, love the ‘tunnel cam’ of Bailly being stretchered away. Just need a camera in the ambulance, maybe one in his oxygen mask. Fucking BBC

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Grinch said:

Dreadful Defending and keeping again.   They're going absolutely nowhere until they replace that back five and manager.   Might get away with the left back but the rest are crystal Palace level. 

 

That Wan Bisaka is utter drivel, I remember getting stick for saying so when the Mancs paid a fortune for him. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Mark M said:

The love in for Bruno not just by the BBC but also sky and bt is unreal. 
You’d swear it was messi you were watching with the hype 

 

You wait until next season, the fuckers will ramp it up further. He's a decent player mind, but only shines against shit in a weak manc M/F void of skill. The game will pass him by against better teams and he'll get hit hard in the CL if he carries on diving. The Mancs have so many problems but everyone wanks over them/gets worried about them purely based on them beating a few gunk teams in a poor league apart from about 4 teams. 

[magicrat]

Awful game so far not that you would know that from the two clowns on commentary spouting utter bollocks the whole time.