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Rodgers gone


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Night of the long fucking knives, get in!
 

Cant confirm as yet but apparently o'driscoll has gone too.

kristian bennett ‏@hitman8976rawk   

Also gk coach gone,.. Pep moving back to academy gary mac staying at least short term.

kristian bennett ‏@hitman8976rawk   

Fallows and hunter are going edwards been demoted..

 

 

Wait....we have a goalkeeping coach?

 

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If you're reading this Brenda, I hear there's a upcoming premier league vacancy in the north east soon. You get the opportunity to work with Italy 's answer to Lionel Messi. We'll even throw in a couple of world class players that you have worked with to help you in your new venture. Defensive problems in yer new job? No worries, have our world class central defence and goalie. Need a perfect foil for the Italian Messi? Take Lambert and Ings, please. Struggling in midfield and looking for a general? There's the Welsh xavi who will turn a game on a sixpence.

You may get relegated, but you then have the opportunity to gain promotion the following year with your outstanding tactical nous.

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I lost all sympathy for Rodgers when he hung his coaching staff out to dry in the summer. It was also a classy way for FSG to get rid of him,by phone! Better get used to it because his bird will dump him by text pretty soon too!

 

In all seriousness,the right decision but a bit late as we will now have to wait until January for the new guy to start buying his own choices.

 

Willkommen Herr Klopp or Benvenuto Signor Ancelotti.

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Think I found who was writing JP material

 

Eric Idle twitter

 

I am totally shocked Liverpool have sacked Rogers. Hope they drop through the floor. A fine man and a great coach. Idiots

 

So Liverpool have done a Newcastle..... And shot themselves in the boot. Hope they get Mourinho

 

 

Erm he's not the messiah etc etc.
 
 
 
 
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Pray for carlo.

 

I have a slight gut feeling that de boer fits the role according to fsg.

 

He's young and the way keoman is performing at the dell it wouldn't surprise me if they went Dutch.

 

Also, if fsg had brains they would have employed experience and brains instead of Rodgers to begin with.

 

Let's hope we get a rookie manager that knows what he's doing this time.

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Think I found who was writing JP material

 

Eric Idle twitter

 

I am totally shocked Liverpool have sacked Rogers. Hope they drop through the floor. A fine man and a great coach. Idiots

 

So Liverpool have done a Newcastle..... And shot themselves in the boot. Hope they get Mourinho

 

 

Erm he's not the messiah etc etc.

 

would be better if Eric learned to spell his name correctly before leaping to his defense 

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Comedy thief. I made a similar joke back in the summer. I still maintain it should be ayre found in the truck. The only problem is after he defrosted he'd continue chatting shite.

 

Hades, on 24 May 2015 - 07:23 AM, said:

Benteke for 30M. Fuck off. There needs to be a night of the long knives at Liverpool with everyone from Ayre down to Mike Marsh getting the boot. Gang of inept beauts.

 

I'd prefer a goodfellas style series of hits while Derek and the dominos - Layla plays in the background.

 

They could find Rodgers in his pink Cadillac with his new bird, Colin pascoe and Mike marsh found dead in a dumpster and Ian ayre found frozen in the back of a meat truck.

 

"When they found ayre in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them 2days to thaw him out for the autopsy"

In should have used the Casino one where Rodgers and Ayre get twatted with baseball bats in a cornfield somewhere. I didn't know you'd used this at all. Great minds think alike though.

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