Suarez bite v2

[Iceman]

I wonder who did the negotiations on this one? Did we send the girl from Magaluf?

[Elite]

I wonder who did the negotiations on this one? Did we send the girl from Magaluf?

We sent Ayre, whose even more of a cock sucker.

[Iceman]

Only way I can see us getting Sanchez is if he signs for Southampton.

[Iceman]

I am confused about this one I must admit. I thought our great leader, El Fumar, told us that clauses don't mean squat diddly and we just decided we dint wanna sell that there Luis Swwarrezz to no Arsnullll, no matter what they bin smokin'.

 

Now the Catalan conners come a knocking and we are more than happy to sell the lad for a pittance (relatively). 

 

What gives John?? I don't like these apples much.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

BBC North West Tonight have reported a rumoured £60m fee AND Sanchez.

 

Not sure how reliable they are though.

[Iceman]

Fuck me I hope so. That sounds more like it.

[Frankenhooker]

BBC North West Tonight have reported a rumoured £60m fee AND Sanchez.

 

Not sure how reliable they are though.

Meh, I could live with that.

[Lario]

BBC North West Tonight have reported a rumoured £60m fee AND Sanchez.

 

Not sure how reliable they are though.

 

Surely they're more reliable than Twitter?

 

I'm gonna believe until it's proved false! Fucking Sanchez and a pot of gold? God bless you Mr. Suarez, you fucking mentalist.

[Tyler Durden]

BBC North West Tonight have reported a rumoured £60m fee AND Sanchez.

Not sure how reliable they are though.

If it's that plus Sanchez we are master negotiators , if it's just that fee, we are a bag of shit.

[magicrat]

Source ?

Found it myself , Express.

The last para says it all when they say its best to take their own story with a pinch of salt !!

 

Barcelona have reached an agreement with Liverpool to buy controversial striker Luis Suarez for €80m (£63m) and the player is now set to travel to Spain to undergo a medical, according to reports this evening.

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Barca officials met with Liverpool chief Ian Ayre in London on Wednesday to discuss a potential deal for Suarez and reports claimed that an opening bid of around €70m (£55.7m) was rejected by the Merseysiders.

It appears further negotiations have now taken place as the Metro are citing reports coming from Catalan TV Station TV3 who are claiming that after fresh talks this morning, Liverpool have now accepted Barcelona’s improved €80m (£63m) offer.

The report suggests that the Reds were adamant they wouldn’t sell for anything less than £75m, but have been forced to change their position after Suarez made it clear he wanted to leave and the Uruguayan hitman will now head to Spain this weekend to undergo a medical before signing a five-year deal.

Spanish outlet Marca support these reports, although they suggest that the two clubs have yet to agree on how the fee will be paid and believe that Barcelona want to offload Alexis Sanchez ‘in the coming hours’ before finalising the purchase of Suarez.

There is no indication that Sanchez will be part of any deal involving Suarez, so the Chilean attacker will have to decide where his future lies pretty quickly so the Suarez deal can be concluded.

Nothing official has come from either club as yet so it’s probably best to take these reports from Spain with a pinch of salt until things are formally announced, but it does looks inevitable that Suarez is off. It will bring to an end a hugely disappointing few weeks for Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers looks set to lose his star player who’s 31 goals last season almost led the club to thePremier League title.

[Lario]

If it's that plus Sanchez we are master negotiators , if it's just that fee, we are a bag of shit.

 

Tis a fine line, huh?!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

RAWK is saying that the parody Tony Barrett account tweeted that and the Beeb may have fell for that.

 

The £63m is crap. We reportedly rejected £70m, but then accept £63m???

[Major Tom]

Meh, I could live with that.

 

That would be fucking excellent. Short of him staying, of course.

[JoeyJones65]

Found it myself , Express.

The last para says it all when they say its best to take their own story with a pinch of salt !!

 

Barcelona have reached an agreement with Liverpool to buy controversial striker Luis Suarez for €80m (£63m) and the player is now set to travel to Spain to undergo a medical, according to reports this evening.

.

Barca officials met with Liverpool chief Ian Ayre in London on Wednesday to discuss a potential deal for Suarez and reports claimed that an opening bid of around €70m (£55.7m) was rejected by the Merseysiders.

It appears further negotiations have now taken place as the Metro are citing reports coming from Catalan TV Station TV3 who are claiming that after fresh talks this morning, Liverpool have now accepted Barcelona’s improved €80m (£63m) offer.

The report suggests that the Reds were adamant they wouldn’t sell for anything less than £75m, but have been forced to change their position after Suarez made it clear he wanted to leave and the Uruguayan hitman will now head to Spain this weekend to undergo a medical before signing a five-year deal.

Spanish outlet Marca support these reports, although they suggest that the two clubs have yet to agree on how the fee will be paid and believe that Barcelona want to offload Alexis Sanchez ‘in the coming hours’ before finalising the purchase of Suarez.

There is no indication that Sanchez will be part of any deal involving Suarez, so the Chilean attacker will have to decide where his future lies pretty quickly so the Suarez deal can be concluded.

Nothing official has come from either club as yet so it’s probably best to take these reports from Spain with a pinch of salt until things are formally announced, but it does looks inevitable that Suarez is off. It will bring to an end a hugely disappointing few weeks for Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers looks set to lose his star player who’s 31 goals last season almost led the club to thePremier League title.

IF that is true, then we have been stripped, bent over and royally bummed. In which case, our master negotiator, the Harley riding, shoulder sitting fuckwit Ayre can go fuck himself violently with a pineapple.

[Megadrive Man]

RAWK is saying that the parody Tony Barrett account tweeted that and the Beeb may have fell for that.

 

The £63m is crap. We reportedly rejected £70m, but then accept £63m???

 

Perhaps we felt £70 million was a bit too much?

[Lario]

The only way the fee could be around £63m is if Sanchez is involved. Without him, it has to be a lot more.

 

One of the lads in the office was saying that apparently Wenger is hoping to get Debuchy AND Sanchez for a combined £30m. So they can fuck off with their £63m shit.

[magicrat]

IF that is true, then we have been stripped, bent over and royally bummed. In which case, our master negotiator, the Harley riding, shoulder sitting fuckwit Ayre can go fuck himself violently with a pineapple.

Lets just see. It looks like we wont have long to wait and there is absolutely fuck all we can do about his price tag 

[Major Tom]

Perhaps we felt £70 million was a bit too much?

 

haha.

 

Didn't want to rip them off.

[Bellflower]

Mjght get some news after tonights game......................

[Horus]

TAW podcast is just up for download and the real Tony Barrett is on. I can't listen at the moment, but there's probably some more info on that.

[Saintslfc13]

The only way the fee could be around £63m is if Sanchez is involved. Without him, it has to be a lot more.

 

One of the lads in the office was saying that apparently Wenger is hoping to get Debuchy AND Sanchez for a combined £30m. So they can fuck off with their £63m shit.

 

This is the same Wenger who was hoping to get Luis for £40,000,001 last season. If anything I'd think it's Arsenal's valuation that's off there.

[Horus]

We'll probably end up paying £62m for Sanchez.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The Anfield Wrap are saying Origi is a done deal.

[Horus]

Phew.

[Guest davelfc]

Fuck me I hope it's announced got Sanchez, I'm holding one in here until I hear.