little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Pete]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Stockport fans. 

As in actual Stockport County fans or Citeh fans that jumped ship? Either way both are annoying. 

[Rico1304]

3 minutes ago, Pete said:

As in actual Stockport County fans or Citeh fans that jumped ship? Either way both are annoying. 

One of my mates had his county tattoo covered up with a city tattoo. He now works doing the tour of the Ethiad. 

[Dave D]

When all the shopping trolleys at the front seem to have used wet wipes or tissues left in them.

 

 

   

[Dave D]

Stupid flies.

 

Ive no problem with intelligent flies but when there is one loudly buzzing on the window and you get up and open it for the little twat, it then heads straight back into the room.  

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Pete said:

As in actual Stockport County fans or Citeh fans that jumped ship? Either way both are annoying. 

Actual Stockport fans. I was at the Chesterfield v Stockport game yesterday. Had to get a train at 10 to 8, seriously hungover after a family gathering on Sunday night and about 4 hours kip (my fault granted) and a load of them got on at manchester then even more at Oxford road. Mainly kids about 18 years old, one of the bastards had a drum, crates of stella and were passing round a neat bottle of vodka making them even louder and more annoying. I don't know who Arthur Brownlow and his burrowed frow is but I hope he gets hit by a plane.

 

They had shit loads of police meet them at Chesterfield station, didn't shut the fuck up all game with the drum, strated trying to kick off at the end despite winning promotion and I had to share a train back with a load of them. The whole repertoire of shit two bob club songs all fucking day. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Actual Stockport fans. I was at the Chesterfield v Stockport game yesterday. Had to get a train at 10 to 8, seriously hungover after a family gathering on Sunday night and about 4 hours kip (my fault granted) and a load of them got on at manchester then even more at Oxford road. Mainly kids about 18 years old, one of the bastards had a drum, crates of stella and were passing round a neat bottle of vodka making them even louder and more annoying. I don't know who Arthur Brownlow and his burrowed frow is but I hope he gets hit by a plane.

 

They had shit loads of police meet them at Chesterfield station, didn't shut the fuck up all game with the drum, strated trying to kick off at the end despite winning promotion and I had to share a train back with a load of them. The whole repertoire of shit two bob club songs all fucking day. 

What the fuck were you doing there? Are you a scout?

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

What the fuck were you doing there? Are you a scout?

I work the odd National League match for BT Sport. Usually on a Saturday but it was a bank holiday. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I work the odd National League match for BT Sport. Usually on a Saturday but it was a bank holiday. 

Have you told Macca and Owen they are shit analysts yet? More importantly though,have you banged the fit bird presenter?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have you told Macca and Owen they are shit analysts yet? More importantly though,have you banged the fit bird presenter?

It's the National League (Like I said) so I'm afraid I don't work with them. 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It's the National League (Like I said) so I'm afraid I don't work with them. 

You might get a promotion,like Stockport.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You might get a promotion,like Stockport.

Nah, wouldn't want it mate. The national league games are great to work. My mate works full time for them, flew out to Villareal last night. Sent me this about an hour ago: 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah, wouldn't want it mate. The national league games are great to work. My mate works full time for them, flew out to Villareal last night. Sent me this about an hour ago: 

 

 

We've taken the weather with us.

[easytoslip]

Going back to me whinging about darts players, the loud you gotta roll with it cunt, the other lads are sound mainly Welsh but he said they're professional darts players who get paid £240 a day from all the betting firms and one won £10.000 last week. 

Is there a book that can teach one to play in a day like that Bert Weedin one play a guitar in a day?

[Clem H Fandango]

Had an electrician come out this morning and he was a dead ringer for Raymond Van Barneveld. Anyway, the cunt had a look and said to call the company back if things get worse. He couldn't be fucked as he is leaving the company next week.

[Clem H Fandango]

And then I had to run for the train for a 4 hour journey. Went to the kiosk to get my pre-paid tickets and some dwarf bint pushed right in front of me.

I looked at her boyfriend and said 'nice of your friend to push in' in a booming voice.

Lucky for that cunt he just sheepishly fucked off out of my sight. 

So not only am I off to see a dying friend I've got people trying their utmost to provoke me.

I'll update later from jail.

 

[alles ist gut]

On 03/05/2022 at 13:09, VladimirIlyich said:

We've taken the weather with us.

Are you Crowded House?

[Captain Turdseye]

34 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

Are you Crowded House?

Hey now, hey now. 

[Oh Buoy]

Cooking tacos and forgetting to buy the sour cream. 

[Le Duan]

Sneezing at the most inappropriate moments, whilst driving or having just taken a gob full of food

[Le Duan]

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

 

[Harry's Lad]

52 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Things that are difficult or messy to eat. Taking a bite of a sarnie and pulling the whole fucking filling out. Ridiculously oversized burgers that have to be deconstructed in order to eat them

Sticky ribs are the worst, you end up looking like a toddler.

Pizza where the melted cheese burns your lip and welds itself to your chin.

Kentucky Fried Chicken. Finger licking good my arse. Love chicken, hate grease.

 

[John102]

The Galbani advert. Nobody calls the thing Galbaneeyoo or any other mad pronunciation. It looks exactly how it sounds.

[chrisbonnie]

the fact my kids wake up every bloody saturday and sunday at 6, 

 

school days, oh yeah, you've to drag them out of bed, but Saturdays, nope, wakey bloody wakey......

 

and is it just mine, or everyones elses, how many cups do they use?

 

obviously ive been up since 6 with them, and in the 4 hours until now, i think they've 300 cups each for drinks, even though i keep telling them they can reuse one. 

 

its probably hard to tell, but im really pissed off and tired this morning.......

[Pete]

On 05/05/2022 at 19:50, John102 said:

The Galbani advert. Nobody calls the thing Galbaneeyoo or any other mad pronunciation. It looks exactly how it sounds.

That twat needs a fucking slap.