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Taking The Knock

By Vincent Vega,
January 26, 2013 in GF - General Forum

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Vincent Vega

Posted January 26, 2013

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Posted January 26, 2013

Captain Turdseye shaving his meat and two veg reminded me of when me and the lads went to San Antonio in Ibiza in 1998, one of the lads took the knock one night and an earthquake and fire engine blaring its sirens in the room wouldn't have woken him after a full day and then night on the piss. One of my other mates suggested shaving one of his eyebrows, only for another one to say "fuck that, its been done loads of times, let's shave his pubes". He then grabbed a can of shaving foam and a razor and set about shaving every last pube this poor lad had. In the morning nobody said fuck all to him when he finally regained consciousness and we waited for him to go the bog and realise he had been vandalised. He finally goes for a piss and after what seemed about five minutes shouts "what the fuck's happened to me minge". His cock and balls looked like one of those rubber chickens you see and it took months for his pubes to grow back fully.

It used to be a nightmare being the first one to fall asleep when you were on the piss with the lads on those holidays, does anyone have similar tales when they or a mate has taken the knock only to regret it the next day?