Boris Johnson

[Colonel Bumcunt]

30 minutes ago, Sut said:

Marina Hyde is ace.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/12/civic-duty-prime-minister-boris-johnson-coronavirus

 

 

Have to admit, I find the whole 'political commentator' thing a bit annoying now.

They lefty ones don't change anything, the righty ones just sound unhinged, and one day rolls into the next, yet another pithy 'piece' to get it's readers to nod along and have the false belief that anything just changed. 

 

So, yes, while she is ace probably, like John Crace etc, it's all rather pointless.

[sir roger]

Slight difference Colonel , Hyde is very amusing and definitely ace , whereas Crace is an absolute cunt.

[Bjornebye]

“They were fucking trees that spoke no matter what nickname you give them you albino ewok looking cunt” 

 

 

[Special K]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

“They were fucking trees that spoke no matter what nickname you give them you albino ewok looking cunt” 

 

 

I've seen this picture a lot recently but don't know the actual context. Does anyone know what's being said here?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The bloke in the Orange top is saying 'At least my missus doesn't scratch her sweaty arse in public you cunt.' 

[Strontium]

25 minutes ago, Special K said:

I've seen this picture a lot recently but don't know the actual context. Does anyone know what's being said here?

 

The guy in orange is a millionaire management consultant, so he's probably advising Boris to sack 30% of the workforce and change the logo.

[Section_31]

The thing I notice most about it is that his wife is clearly farting on her finger with a view to smelling it later, and Johnson has got a Costa even though they're supposed to be closed. And I want one. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He could be using it as a begging cup, those Pampers are pretty expensive these days. 

[Bjornebye]

58 minutes ago, Special K said:

I've seen this picture a lot recently but don't know the actual context. Does anyone know what's being said here?

Yeah the guy in the orange was calling him a shit-cunt and a fanny. Incidentally the guy in the orange also thinks the Lib-Dems are fucking useless unless the Tories use them like a slutty puppy to help them inflict misery and death upon the poor. 

[Pureblood]

The murdering fucking cunt is currently speaking to Parliament. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TK421 said:

The murdering fucking cunt is currently speaking to Parliament. 

Clegg? 

[Pureblood]

He's lying his way through it and glossing over the care home crisis, like a great big lying murdering fucking bastard.  I'm not his biggest fan. 

[cloggypop]

He's been cutting his own hair with a knife and fork again. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

He's lying his way through it and glossing over the care home crisis, like a great big lying murdering fucking bastard.  I'm not his biggest fan. 

Anything new ?

[Pureblood]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Anything new ?

No, it's unprecedented so we must stay alert to control the virus.  Sleep with one eye open.  If a viral particle drifts through the window you can waft it out with an old magazine.  Stay alert. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

No, it's unprecedented so we must stay alert to control the virus.  Sleep with one eye open.  If a viral particle drifts through the window you can waft it out with an old magazine.  Stay alert. 

Do we still need to get Brexit done ? 

[Scooby Dudek]

31 minutes ago, TK421 said:

He's lying his way through it and glossing over the care home crisis, like a great big lying murdering fucking bastard.  I'm not his biggest fan. 

How dare you!

Did you not hear him praise the hard work and common sense of the great British people REPEATEDLY ?

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

He's been cutting his own hair with a knife and fork spoon again. 

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[Mudface]

 

[sir roger]

I fucking hate people who dont know him,  or necessarily even like him, calling him Boris.

[Grinch]

7 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I fucking hate people who dont know him,  or necessarily even like him, calling him Boris.

I'm sticking with Boris the cunt. 

[Pete]

21 minutes ago, Grinch said:

I'm sticking with Boris the cunt. 

Boris the lying cunt. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

No show again. This fuckers the one with antibodies he should be upfront every day. 

[Tj hooker]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

No show again. This fuckers the one with antibodies he should be upfront every day. 

I'm sure he's just busy with the new kid him being a candidate for Father of the year of course 

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

I fucking hate people who dont know him,  or necessarily even like him, calling him Boris.

I'm sticking with the Bumbling Buffoon. Cant wait to see one of the red top rags use it and my royalty cheque lands.