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[Hand Shandy]

Or even Coady...

[Anubis]

I blame Ashley Williams.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The title of manager with the best hair is wide open now.

[Adebisi]

Would have been a better appointment than Rodgers. Apparently. 
Although the people that thought this seem to ignore the fact he's barely at a club for longer than a year. 

Watching the Fulham game and it seems they're having a dress as a seat evening. 

[Anubis]

Shelvey.

 

Seen off Hodgson.

Seen off Kenny.

Seen off Laudrup.

 

Just saying.

[alles ist gut]

Shelvey.

 

Seen off Hodgson.

Seen off Kenny.

Seen off Laudrup.

 

Just saying.

Swansea should get a baldie in, so that Jonjo isn't jealous?

[RobbieOR]

Shelvey.

 

Seen off Hodgson.

Seen off Kenny.

Seen off Laudrup.

 

Just saying.

 

Ngog's seen off Rafa, Hodgson, Coyle and Laudrup.

 

More impressive. 

[Major Tom]

The title of manager with the best hair is wide open now.

Quite.

 

I am pleased to say, though, that our very own manager has the title of 'best teeth' sewn up for the next few years, until the new ones start to yellow.

 

It's a small consolation but one that warms me on these cold winter nights.

[niallers]

Didn't Rafa bring in Jon Jo?

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

Chico is a giant arse but I don't think Carroll can have any complaints here.

[magicrat]

Adrian Chiles a walking advert for euthanasia

[jamespp]

At least hes now got some time off to go on a bender

Edit: Andy Carroll that is, not Adrian Chiles

[WhiskeyJar]

The intent alone is worth the red card.

[Hand Shandy]

Fulham are fucking dogshit.

 

When are we due to draw with them? I mean play them?

[Stickman]

.

That's what happens when you have a fight involving men with ponytails....

[Pureblood]

Adrian Chiles a walking advert for euthanasia

 

 

Oh don't be such a stick in the mud - you love me really.  So what's it like being a Magic Rat and how did you come across the username?  Did a rat magically appear one day and offer to make three wishes come true?  Tell us a bit more about it.

[magicrat]

Did I hear correctly have Fulham got a player called " The Shagger "

[magicrat]

 

Oh don't be such a stick in the mud - you love me really.  So what's it like being a Magic Rat and how did you come across the username?  Did a rat magically appear one day and offer to make three wishes come true?  Tell us a bit more about it.

I don't love you Adrian in all honesty I find you an extremely annoying individual although I will admit I was possibly a tad over the top in suggesting you should be put down. I'll withdraw that on condition that tosser Carlisle stands in for you, The username not hard to work out.

Nice pic by the way .

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Hard to believe we were linked for a while with Amorebiete.

 

Duff looks like the only one on the pitch who gets paid to play.

[Adebisi]

Did the commentator say Coady was running the game? I haven't paid one bit of attention to the match but it sounded like he did. 

[Hand Shandy]

This game should be indicted for crimes against football.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Chico is a giant arse but I don't think Carroll can have any complaints here.

 

Gladiators, ready?

[Dr Nowt]

 

Oh don't be such a stick in the mud - you love me really.  So what's it like being a Magic Rat and how did you come across the username?  Did a rat magically appear one day and offer to make three wishes come true?  Tell us a bit more about it.

 

Stewart Lee described the experience of watching him as "like being stuck in the buffet car of a slow-moving train with a Toby jug that has miraculously discovered the power of speech". He then paused and added: "A talking Toby jug full of steaming hot piss".

[JermainePennant]

Did the commentator say Coady was running the game? I haven't paid one bit of attention to the match but it sounded like he did.

 

Ha know what you mean mate had the game on from the start but havent been able to watch more then 30 seconds without becoming bored of it, the co commentator Carlisle or whatever his name is isn't helping, hed have made it hard to watch the 4-3s against Newcastle hes that dull.

[kalasoma]

I managed to sit through the first 13 minutes of extra time for this FA cup replay. I was praying they'd go straight to pens. Can't there be a law that if it's a rubbish game with rubbish teams, they just go to a shoot-out?