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[bri]

Michael Owen

[redsoxs]

EMO - Englands Michael Owen

[House of Dirk]

He isnt even wi-fi enabled.....

[polymerpunkah]

The prize is two tickets to watch the Barclays premiership game versus Manchester City Fc on Suday Octover 23rd (kick-off at 1.30pm) from the comfort of my Hospitality Box at Old Trafford. With the added bonus that I'll be right there sitting beside you.

 

Glory-hunting little pud-knocker.

[Xherdan]

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Have some of that you little cunt.

[RobbieOR]

He must not be expect to play the game against City.

[polymerpunkah]

I added that bit about him sitting by the contest winner.

 

But he might as well sit there as with the fourth string.

 

Glory-hunting little pud-knocker.

[Magic Sponge]

What the fuck is a pud knocker?

 

Is it Scandinavia for cunt?

[polymerpunkah]

No, it's refers to someone who pretends to be something they're not.

 

As in Owen talking about how he's ready to fight for an England spot (after taking a boat-load of money from Newcastle), and then going off to sit on the Scum's bench to let someone else do the winning for him.

[the walsh]

fithy rat cunt should be erased from our history even he,s own fans hate him.

[Anubis]

In some ways I feel sorry for Owen. All that money and the one thing even he knows he desperately needs he can't buy - a personality.

[Newport]

But, but, but ... have a look at this sick picture. He's clearly a perv.

 

yfrog Photo : http://yfrog.com/kkfzqfbj Shared by themichaelowen

 

Btw, if anyone signs up to the competition and turn up in a Liverpool shirt he or she will be rep bombed.

 

Oh and Wikipedia tells me he has only scored 16 goals for the Mancs which seems more right to me than the 19 he has put up. Games and goals for us and Real Madrid are also wrong. The offal has different numbers as well.

Edited September 26, 2011 by Newport

[mlwilliams]

Can't believe he paid some company to make that website, it's absolutely shite.

[Barzini]

The charismatic little scamp...

 

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[Ezekiel 25:17]

fithy rat cunt should be erased from our history even he's own fans hate him.

 

 

Steady on there Xerxes.

[bigbak]

We should all enter his competition. If one of us wins it, we don't turn up.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I find it hilarious that Arsenal and Doncaster (think it was them) are interested in signing him for 1 million pounds. That makes his market value equivalent to a 1st division player.

[Newport]

We should all enter his competition. If one of us wins it, we don't turn up.

 

And to make it more believeable you can just say you're an Evertonian that support the Mancs.