What's in your wallet?

[Josef Svejk]

7 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

You can always use it for opening doors you don't have a key for...

 

Have you been listening to the Up and Vanished podcast, too?!

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

Yep, you just never know when a debit card that expired 8 years ago will come in handy.

Better than chopping out lines with a current one. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My wallet is looking beat up so I’ve started using the card sleeves in my phone case. That means if I lose it then it’ll be a double whammy and I can spend a week backheeling myself in the gonads and calling myself a stupid cunt. 

 

In the phone, two debit cards, driving license, Turdsette’s library card and my membership card for the working men’s club. 

 

In the wallet that resides permanently on top of the microwave is a load of shit cards. Labour membership card, travel money card, other library cards, three ’business’ cards for various neurologists, Nectar card, Tesco card, bookies cards and probably one or two more that I’ve forgotten about. 

 Free wallet offer stands for you too then. It’s smart I just don’t like them personally. 

 

 If you have it though try and remember what pocket you put it in. Your not fucking Vishnu 

[Captain Turdseye]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 Free wallet offer stands for you too then. It’s smart I just don’t like them personally. 

 

 If you have it though try and remember what pocket you put it in. Your not fucking Vishnu 

 

I didn’t know there was a free wallet because as a general rule I usually skip straight past your posts. 

 

I’ll have it though. Nice one. 

[Bjornebye]

51 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I didn’t know there was a free wallet because as a general rule I usually skip straight past your posts. 

 

I’ll have it though. Nice one. 

No probs lad, I’m not at home over the wknd but I’ll post it Monday just Facebook me your address 

 

you cunt 

[Rico1304]

About 8 grand

Fortnam and Masons loyalty card

Passkey to the secret bunker

BNP membership card

[cloggypop]

Moths

[Rico1304]

Oh, and a Nut so I can find it if I lose it.  

 

https://stacksocial.com/sales/nut-find-3-smart-tracker-gray?gclid=CJ6zopaQ2OICFa4DswAdBkYN4Q

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Oh, and a Nut so I can find it if I lose it.  

 

https://stacksocial.com/sales/nut-find-3-smart-tracker-gray?gclid=CJ6zopaQ2OICFa4DswAdBkYN4Q

 

That website should be called 3Stacksocial.com

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Loads of shite! 

 

- money

- 2 bank cards

- European health insurance card

- LFC membership card 

- 2 Labour membership cards (1 old, 1 new) 

- a pair of used Lime Street to Euston return train tickets

- a receipt from a shop in Barcelona (not sure what for) 

- a bus ticket for the airport shuttle bus in Bergen

- two tickets (an up and down) for the funicular railway up Mount Floibanen in Bergen

[Karl_b]

About £40 in cash

Fucking loads of receipts

Driving license

CSCS (construction site H&S) card

Business cards

Debit card

Joint account card

Credit card

4 local coffee shop loyalty cards

Waterstones card

Bus pass

Donor card

 

Frankly, it's fucking ridiculous. I've tried to switch from loyalty cards to digital versions and I really should ditch a load of the shite out of it.

[Captain Turdseye]

Got a new wallet through the post today. Nothing in it at all except this. 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Ha!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I bought one of those smaller wallets with just enough room for cards, Notes and a small amount of change. Ideal for carrying about without being obtrusive. My larger wallet is now in my drawer stuffed full of all the usual crap. 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 07/06/2019 at 14:12, Sugar Ape said:

Also, I need a new wallet. Suggestions?

I designed my own. It was crafted and built by a guy called Jackie Boy Mora of Soul Sick Leather in LA.

 

Check out his Instagram site for examples of his work, completely bespoke. Treat yourself.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Got a new wallet through the post today. Nothing in it at all except this. 

 

 

Thoughts on the wallet? It’s smart I think for those deviants who use wallets. 

[Captain Turdseye]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Thoughts on the wallet? It’s smart I think for those deviants who use wallets. 

 

I like it, mate. It’s very nice. Got two offers over £40 for it on eBay already. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I like it, mate. It’s very nice. Got two offers over £40 for it on eBay already. 

Knew it 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Knew it 

 

Have you told him it's stolen yet? 

[Fugitive]

Nothing, I don’t own one. 

 

I have pockets.

[Red_or_Dead]

On 07/06/2019 at 14:34, Sugar Ape said:

Nah I need a good few card sleeves and the like to shove stuff in for a couple of years that I’ve no intention of using.

Rapey's wallet:

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

In addition to my wallet, I always carry my change around in a little plaggy bank moneybag. Hate it when I sit down and change just spills out of my pockets.

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

In addition to my wallet, I always carry my change around in a little plaggy bank moneybag. Hate it when I sit down and change just spills out of my pockets.

I bet you own a man bag.

 

*shakes head*

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

I bet you own a man bag.

 

*shakes head*

What the fuck is up with the world when scallies are walking round with handbags 

 

I'd have got seriously filled in by my own mates if I left the house wearing a fucking purse 

[KMD7]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fuck is up with the world when scallies are walking round with handbags 

 

I'd have got seriously filled in by my own mates if I left the house wearing a fucking purse 

Didn't Carra tell a story once of when he went to his local not long after turning pro and took out his wallet at the bar to pay for a round and got laughed out of the place by his mates as no one would have been seen dead with one?