*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chairman Meow]

I'm calling it now, the best Gordon will achieve in his career is playing for some mid tier never achieve anything team like Palace and being lauded by pundits as a dangerous player because he's quite quick while he produces nothing of note. The same pundits will express wonder at why a big club has never taken a chance on him, really highlighting why they are pundits rather than successful coaches or managers.

 

See: Aaron Lennon, Andros Townsend, Saint-Maximin, Adama Traore or any other fast player with no end product from the last 15 years. 

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

I'm calling it now, the best Gordon will achieve in his career is playing for some mid tier never achieve anything team like Palace and being lauded by pundits as a dangerous player because he's quite quick while he produces nothing of note. The same pundits will express wonder at why a big club has never taken a chance on him, really highlighting why they are pundits rather than successful coaches or managers.

 

See: Aaron Lennon, Andros Townsend, Saint-Maximin, Adama Traore or any other fast player with no end product from the last 15 years. 

That or he'll be subject to a potential career ending injury but because he dives so much won't get treated quick enough. 

[Wezza]

Which ever way you look at it, they are still moaning about a spurious penalty decision, we have moved on and are preparing for a Champions League Semi Final. 

[Reckoner]

11 minutes ago, Pete said:

That or he'll be subject to a potential career ending injury but because he dives so much won't get treated quick enough. 

That or defenders and referees will work him out, he’ll get a couple of injuries, get dropped and disappear into obscurity 

[manwiththestick]

15 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

That or defenders and referees will work him out, he’ll get a couple of injuries, get dropped and disappear into obscurity 

I think that's called 'doing a Cadamarteri'

[Mil-ing Around]

The only thing Lampard didn't do was not water the pitch. It was epic levels of shithousery on Sunday. He would have shot the wheels on our team bus if he knew someone with a gun. Asked after the game if he took a leaf from José he smirked and said no no.

 

Yeah fucking right, you called him and asked for his 2014 dossier. You probably asked if you could borrow his coat and sniff it in the changing rooms before the game. 

 

He 100% told Pickford to do that laying down like a dog thing. There was no need to fuel Richarlason because he is an automatic fucking loon. Karma will get him one day though, the amount of career enders he dishes out, it's only a matter of time.

 

Lampards ego just can't take it, a decent player used to winning things now is a lost puppy in a big bad managers world. He hates Klopp because he knows he's not on his level and it fucks with his mind. 

 

 

[No2]

Klopps reaction to Gordon after the game was telling. I'd be willing to bet the lad isn't among our transfer targets.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Block305 said:

 

That ticket office worker's name?

 

Albert Einstein.

 

Then everyone applauded.

Folklore within minutes. Masters of bullshit made up stories.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Chairman Meow said:

I'm calling it now, the best Gordon will achieve in his career is playing for some mid tier never achieve anything team like everton.

Fixed.

[Wezza]

https://www.football365.com/news/hoping-everton-relegation-frank-lampard-elitism-john-nicholson

[Bjornebye]

Has anyone ever seen Donald Trump and Everton in the same room? 

 

They speak just like him. Delusional. 

[TD_LFC]

57 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Folklore within minutes. Masters of bullshit made up stories.

Our own fanbase have made up those same stories over the years, adamant that ringing the ticket line from outside Liverpool meant you got through quicker for the same reason.

 

 

[manwiththestick]

9 minutes ago, Wezza said:

https://www.football365.com/news/hoping-everton-relegation-frank-lampard-elitism-john-nicholson

Redshite propaganda that, I mean take this bit:

 

There was not one single thing that Everton’s executives could have pin-pointed to discern that he was the right man for the job. Not one. Only his name.

 

John obviously forgets that he once Klopp to fuck off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

21 minutes ago, Wezza said:

https://www.football365.com/news/hoping-everton-relegation-frank-lampard-elitism-john-nicholson

Absofuckinglutely. When they unveiled him as manager with a picture of all the trophies he'd won as a player, that showed the full extent of the board's thinking.

[Chairman Meow]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Fixed.

Everton aren't good enough to be mid tier. 

[Anubis]

12 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Absofuckinglutely. When they unveiled him as manager with a picture of all the trophies he'd won as a player, that showed the full extent of the board's thinking.

 

Always tickles me how they adopt other people's glory as though it's their own.

[Preston Red]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Yeah, I remember back when G&H were running the club into the ground and we were days away from collapse that all of our blue brothers and sisters were stood shoulder to shoulder with us to help drive the parasites out of our club.

 

I remember that well.

The 0-2 derby under the Owl and FSG had just taken over.

 

Those cunts were singing "Going down!" to us. Our response: "So are we!!!"

[DalyanPete]

41 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Our own fanbase have made up those same stories over the years, adamant that ringing the ticket line from outside Liverpool meant you got through quicker for the same reason.

 

 

Really? Never heard that before.

 

[DalyanPete]

18 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

Everton aren't good enough to be mid tier. 

Damn, schoolboy error.

[Anubis]

From a Spurs forum. Eel pied shit spittle. Tremendous.

 

Quote

This makes me seem like a petty, impertinent, spiteful toss weasel, but I’d love it if Lampard presided over a relegated Everton. He’s a shit manager and a shit headed whiny sissy boy who gets ultra passive aggressive when things don’t go his way. The eel pied shit spittle.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

Really? Never heard that before.

 

Me neither. There will always be complaints about outsiders taking up ticket allocations in general but this how football is now,a global support. Unless you are Everton who are all born with 3 miles of a battered wife's screams.

[Scooby Dudek]

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Needs work. I prefer the stories where someone puts on YNWA at a party, and they turn into Jackie Chan and deck twelve men.

[Anubis]

Time for some brutal reality.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Credit where credit is due, 22 years of consistently defending their title is no mean feat. Using Bitter Logic, it is fair to use any example to blame a whole fanbase.

 

You don't have to be an Evertonian to be racist, but Evertonians are racist.

 

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/04/football/everton-racism-son-heung-min-tottenham-spt-intl/index.html

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/jan/07/race.world

 

https://www.cps.gov.uk/london-south/news/everton-football-fan-convicted-hate-crime

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-left-baffled-claims-over-21878325

 

* Don't click the link below this if you are easily horrified (even if you're not, actually).

 

https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/football-news/everton-supporter-deanna-franklin-hurled-23110296

 

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Seems Thiago's young daughter shares our disdain for our mutant neighbours